I was talking to Dracoid and he was making the argument that people have children to fill time before they die, or something rambling like that.
I was polite and agreed with him, and didn't point out that there are cheaper and less painful ways to kill time, such as home dentistry. He said he was going to ********** and then fall asleep on your couch and would probably forget to say hello to you for me, so Hi! Turn your cushions over.
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