Hey guys, what's up. Look, I know I've donated before to the Obama campaign, to the DCCC and to various Congressional races so you figure I'm a guy to ask for more money. Plus, you figure that if I care enough to donate then I probably care about the issues and what's going on. And you're basically correct. I could click the link to stop getting those e-mails asking me to step up and help the fight for health care or climate legislation or getting newbie Congresscritters re-elected in 2010. But I am interested, if not always with an open wallet, so I continue to get fundraising e-mails from Democratic luminaries such as Bill Clinton or Al Gore or the head of the DCCC or whoever. Personally, I'd like to see a vaguely threatening fundraiser from Rahm Emmanuel. "You should really consider donating to helping the fight for health care because it'd be a shame if something happened to those pretty little fingers of yours and they couldn't be fixed. You might never play the piano again..."
But... James Carville? The dude's a scary man-goblin and thinking about him gives me the heebie-jeebies. I don't want to give him money because I think he'll use it to get his teeth sharpened before he attacks livestock. He sorta looks like el chupacabra.
Stop sending me e-mails from James Carville please. Thanks.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Can you imagine bursting into a room and seeing James Carville and Mary Matalin in flagrante delicto?
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Not without crying, no.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Carville makes me laugh. Matilin is the truly scary creature in that union.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Eh, I dunno. The union itself is pretty horrifying.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jophiel wrote:
Not without crying barfing, no.
FTFY.
Professor Turicus wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Not without crying barfing, no.
FTFY.
Joph's tear ducts emit vomit.
It's true.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I've heard that Jophiel's palms sometimes bleed barbecue sauce.
Kavekk wrote:
I've heard that Jophiel's palms sometimes bleed barbecue sauce.
No that's me.
"Excuse me, but could you hold your stigmata over my burger?.... Thanks."
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Kavekk wrote:
I've heard that Jophiel's palms sometimes bleed barbecue sauce.
Now that's just absurd.
His spleen, however, has been replaced by a large pierogi.
Your suffering is meaningless to me. I've had to sit at a table with Terry McAuliffe for three hours.
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Three hours and you can still type coherent sentances? I'm impressed!
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I'd like for them to stop calling our house.
We've asked for them to remove us from the list many times now. I think they just go around and put us on "another" list and keep right on calling.
We've asked for them to remove us from the list many times now. I think they just go around and put us on "another" list and keep right on calling.
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