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#1 Jul 02 2009 at 7:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hey guys, what's up. Look, I know I've donated before to the Obama campaign, to the DCCC and to various Congressional races so you figure I'm a guy to ask for more money. Plus, you figure that if I care enough to donate then I probably care about the issues and what's going on. And you're basically correct. I could click the link to stop getting those e-mails asking me to step up and help the fight for health care or climate legislation or getting newbie Congresscritters re-elected in 2010. But I am interested, if not always with an open wallet, so I continue to get fundraising e-mails from Democratic luminaries such as Bill Clinton or Al Gore or the head of the DCCC or whoever. Personally, I'd like to see a vaguely threatening fundraiser from Rahm Emmanuel. "You should really consider donating to helping the fight for health care because it'd be a shame if something happened to those pretty little fingers of yours and they couldn't be fixed. You might never play the piano again..."

But... James Carville? The dude's a scary man-goblin and thinking about him gives me the heebie-jeebies. I don't want to give him money because I think he'll use it to get his teeth sharpened before he attacks livestock. He sorta looks like el chupacabra.

Stop sending me e-mails from James Carville please. Thanks.
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#2 Jul 02 2009 at 7:49 AM Rating: Good
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Can you imagine bursting into a room and seeing James Carville and Mary Matalin in flagrante delicto?
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#3 Jul 02 2009 at 7:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Not without crying, no.
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#4 Jul 02 2009 at 7:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Carville makes me laugh. Matilin is the truly scary creature in that union.

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#5 Jul 02 2009 at 7:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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Eh, I dunno. The union itself is pretty horrifying.

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#6 Jul 02 2009 at 8:20 AM Rating: Good
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Not without crying barfing, no.

FTFY.
#7 Jul 02 2009 at 8:51 AM Rating: Good
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Professor Turicus wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Not without crying barfing, no.

FTFY.

Joph's tear ducts emit vomit.

#8 Jul 02 2009 at 9:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's true.

Smiley: cry

Ow. Ow. Ow.
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#9 Jul 02 2009 at 9:07 AM Rating: Good
I've heard that Jophiel's palms sometimes bleed barbecue sauce.
#10 Jul 02 2009 at 9:35 AM Rating: Decent
Kavekk wrote:
I've heard that Jophiel's palms sometimes bleed barbecue sauce.


No that's me.
#11 Jul 02 2009 at 9:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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"Excuse me, but could you hold your stigmata over my burger?.... Thanks."

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#12 Jul 02 2009 at 9:44 AM Rating: Good
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Kavekk wrote:
I've heard that Jophiel's palms sometimes bleed barbecue sauce.

Now that's just absurd.

His spleen, however, has been replaced by a large pierogi.

#13 Jul 02 2009 at 2:02 PM Rating: Decent
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#14 Jul 02 2009 at 2:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Three hours and you can still type coherent sentances? I'm impressed!
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#15 Jul 02 2009 at 5:42 PM Rating: Decent
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#16 Jul 02 2009 at 7:16 PM Rating: Good
I'd like for them to stop calling our house.

We've asked for them to remove us from the list many times now. I think they just go around and put us on "another" list and keep right on calling.
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