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#1 Jun 28 2009 at 9:03 AM Rating: Good
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Billy Mays dead at 50

Srsly,it's been done to death now.

RIP Mr. Oxiclean
#2 Jun 28 2009 at 9:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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I bet the ShamWOW guy did it.
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#3 Jun 28 2009 at 9:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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He was found hanging in the closet on a Hercules Hook.

#4 Jun 28 2009 at 11:02 AM Rating: Good
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He drove me crazy. He's too loud. Or, he was too loud.
#5 Jun 28 2009 at 12:58 PM Rating: Decent
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TirithRR wrote:
I bet the ShamWOW guy did it.

Nah, it was a result of his rivalry with Anthony Sullivan, who wanted sole airtime on Discovery's Pitchmen.

Hell, Sullivan's Wikipedia article has already been updated to mention "the late Billy Mays".
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#6 Jun 28 2009 at 5:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oxyclean is very effective at removing death stains.
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#7 Jun 28 2009 at 6:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Didn't jophiel remark that Jackson was the start of a new trio?

Carradine, Fawcett, McMahon

Jackson, Mays, ????
#8 Jun 28 2009 at 6:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oxyclean is very effective at removing death stains.
From cotton...carpet....EVEN LACE!!!!!
#9 Jun 28 2009 at 8:12 PM Rating: Decent
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I predict Shatner going next.
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#10 Jun 28 2009 at 9:16 PM Rating: Decent
I'm hoping for Mays, Shamwow Guy and "Dude, you're getting a Dell" guy.
#11 Jun 28 2009 at 10:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Pensive wrote:
Didn't jophiel remark that Jackson was the start of a new trio?

Carradine, Fawcett, McMahon

Jackson, Mays, ????

Gale Storm.
#12 Jun 29 2009 at 4:51 AM Rating: Default
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He drove me crazy. He's too loud. Or, he was too loud.


If only that annoying pleb who will forever be known as,

"BANG, and the dirt is gone" man would die.

I forbid Cillit Bang in my house, anyone who has to shout to sell their product instantly gets up my nose. If I need it I will go buy it, I dont need someone screaming BANG!!! at me to tell me what it does.

Why cant adverts be honest and simple sort off....

"Cadburys Dairy Milk, it's nice chocolate" or

"Fairy Washing Liquid, it cleans your crockery and cutlery pretty darn well"

Maybe...

"Ford Focus, its got a nice ride and good fuel economy, plenty of room in the back as well".

the one that really gets me though is the Gillette razor adverts, like ******** does a sexy 6ft blonde dressed in a nurse's uniform come and hand me my razor first thing in the morning!!! why oh why do we need such blatant womanizing to sell a fekking razor, how about a normal guy shaving in his bathroom saying the words, "It doesn't cut me and I feel soft afterwards" eh? this world is just one long round of adverts, and they get worst and worst.

Grumble gurmble mutter mutter.
#13 Jul 04 2009 at 5:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Plus he had that "Cruisin'" scary-gay, "300" beard thing goin on.
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