In the final analysis, everything is about sex.
I mean, once he started having an affair with a women in another country, the rest was pretty much inevitable. I mean, what was he supposed to do, tell everyone he was going to go see his mistress? Oh sure, he could have said, "I'm going to Argentina to relax on the beach. Tell the Lt Governor he's in charge." And his wife (who probably has no interest in hiking the Appalachian Trail) would have said, "Cool, I'm coming too." Like that would have worked out better.
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Hahaha, I've been following this thread since yesterday, and I was thinking "Wow, what a f*ck-up. The guy ditches his post, disappears, his office gives out incorrect information, and it turns out he skipped out of the country? At least he didn't have an affair; that would just finish it all up wonderfully!"
OH WAIT!
Classic. Absolutely classic.
OH WAIT!
Classic. Absolutely classic.
The Dems don't have to destroy the GOP. The GOP is doing a smashup job of destroying itself.
Protip: Don't call yourself the party of family values if you can't keep your pants on.
Protip: Don't call yourself the party of family values if you can't keep your pants on.
catwho wrote:
Protip: Don't call yourself the party of family values if you can't keep your pants on.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Father of the year is the man who ditches his family without warning over Father's Day weekend to fly to Latin America and fuck some other broad.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
It's his day. He gets to pick what he wants to do
catwho wrote:
The Dems don't have to destroy the GOP. The GOP is doing a smashup job of destroying itself.
Meh, the Pub's will just scream "Edwards!" with that argument. Although, at least he wasn't seemingly "lost" when doing it, so to speak.
Ryneguy wrote:
Meh, the Pub's will just scream "Edwards!" with that argument. Although, at least he wasn't seemingly "lost" when doing it, so to speak.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Elinda wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Father of the year is the man who ditches his family without warning over Father's Day weekend to fly to Latin America and fuck some other broad.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
catwho wrote:
Protip: Don't call yourself the party of family values if you can't keep your pants on.
Eh, at least he brought back souvenirs.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Quote:
Asked if he and his wife had separated, Sanford responded, “I don’t know how you want to define that. She’s there, I’m here.â€
“What I did was wrong, period,†he said. “I spent the last five days crying in Argentina.â€
“What I did was wrong, period,†he said. “I spent the last five days crying in Argentina.â€
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Oh, lawd. 
Honestly I'm surprised it was a woman.
Well. Assuming it was; we only have his word for that so far.
Edited, Jun 24th 2009 1:11pm by Samira
Honestly I'm surprised it was a woman.
Well. Assuming it was; we only have his word for that so far.
Edited, Jun 24th 2009 1:11pm by Samira
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
...And whatever else happened / is happening, I feel bad for his wife. How humiliating.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Well, at least he didn't drag her up on stage and make her stand there while he apologized for doinking Eva Perón behind her back.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
He may have tried. She's probably pretty pissed, and likely armed.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Elinda wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Father of the year is the man who ditches his family without warning over Father's Day weekend to fly to Latin America and fuck some other broad.
What, not who.
Unless we can add this clause to the holiday!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Before certain posters enter this thread, the benefit of being a sane person is that you can make fun of both this guy and Blago and not feel the need to desperately defend one out of party loyalty.
True. And I'd like to clarify: while it amuses the hell out of me, I don't care about the adultery part of it. I'm more concerned that a governor would leave the country (or be incommunicado at all) with no one authorized to fill in for him.
The rest is just gossip and gravy.
The rest is just gossip and gravy.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
This story is freaking amazing, I saw it on the Daily Show and was like "a governor disappears without telling anyone, wtf mate?". But now its a governor irresponsibly leaves the country, without telling anyone, to cheat on his wife? WTF?
With this guy being a major player in the republican party, wow they are in bad shape.
With this guy being a major player in the republican party, wow they are in bad shape.
Samira wrote:
True. And I'd like to clarify: while it amuses the hell out of me, I don't care about the adultery part of it. I'm more concerned that a governor would leave the country (or be incommunicado at all) with no one authorized to fill in for him.
The rest is just gossip and gravy.
The rest is just gossip and gravy.
Yeah. Selling a senate seat is obviously a worse offense than an affair, which rates like a zero on my importance scale. What they have in common is being outrageous weirdos and poor liars.
Edited, Jun 24th 2009 4:31pm by trickybeck
Yes, but Blago's hair is much more imposing.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Well, if three things in life are certain, it's death, taxes and that Fox News will "accidentally" refer to a scandal-plagued Republican as a Democrat when carrying the coverage.
Seriously, does this shit happen on any other network? Can someone find me coverage of MSNBC or CNN calling Edwards, Spitzer or McGreevy a Republican?
Seriously, does this shit happen on any other network? Can someone find me coverage of MSNBC or CNN calling Edwards, Spitzer or McGreevy a Republican?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Maybe the D stood for dunce?
Wow is fox news for real, or is that photoshopped?
Nope, that's 100% real. And they do it every time a Republican gets caught with his pants down. 
catwho wrote:
Nope, that's 100% real. And they do it every time a Republican gets caught with his pants down.
And, back when McCain was still in the primaries and facing criticism from the far right pundits that he wasn't conservative enough, we had...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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