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#77 Jun 18 2009 at 2:57 PM Rating: Good
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#78 Jun 18 2009 at 6:18 PM Rating: Decent
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publiusvarus wrote:
Morganne,

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My Ten year old boy is a sufferer of Aspergers, Dyspraxia, Dyslexic and chronic ADD, having said that he is in the top sets of all his current classes, (except sport), and his work is nothing short of amazing for a child of his age. He cannot spell to save his life. He rarely uses punctuation and his grammar is all but non-existant.


Explain to me how someone who can't spell and doesn't understand the proper usage of punctuation can be at the top of his english class?

He can lick his own ***?
#79 Jun 18 2009 at 7:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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publiusvarus wrote:
Morganne,

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My Ten year old boy is a sufferer of Aspergers, Dyspraxia, Dyslexic and chronic ADD, having said that he is in the top sets of all his current classes, (except sport), and his work is nothing short of amazing for a child of his age. He cannot spell to save his life. He rarely uses punctuation and his grammar is all but non-existant.


Explain to me how someone who can't spell and doesn't understand the proper usage of punctuation can be at the top of his English class?


It takes me forever to write a paragraph, when I want to be understood. Still I got A's for my poetry and had one of the highest reading comprehension scores for my age last time I was tested in college. Then it's been shown with fMRI's, that people who have language processing disorder, make up for the fact that their brain can't process phonemes in the lower language centers, with more develop higher brain level language skills.

Shame I can't cite the Sci-Am article, were I first read about fMRI's used to discover what was going on when children with language processing disorders hear phonemes. A good book on the subject is To Read, Not Read.
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#80 Jun 18 2009 at 9:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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I bet I could beat the sh*t out of Morganne's kid.


You're failing to take into account her son's crazy Aspergers-fueled ****** strength. You can, however, distract him by asking him how to spell Aspergers & then kicking him in the nuts.

Even retards love their nuts.

Edited, Jun 19th 2009 1:10am by Omegavegeta
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#81 Jun 18 2009 at 9:47 PM Rating: Good
I read very little of this thread, but I can tell, because of my skimmings, that this is an awesome thread.
#82 Jun 22 2009 at 4:30 AM Rating: Default
publiusvarus wrote:
Morganne,

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My Ten year old boy is a sufferer of Aspergers, Dyspraxia, Dyslexic and chronic ADD, having said that he is in the top sets of all his current classes, (except sport), and his work is nothing short of amazing for a child of his age. He cannot spell to save his life. He rarely uses punctuation and his grammar is all but non-existant.


Explain to me how someone who can't spell and doesn't understand the proper usage of punctuation can be at the top of his english class?


Do excuse the ommision. With regards to his English sets he is not scored on his ability to spell or punctuate or use grammar. It is content oriented and he has a classroom assistant to help him with the rest. He is statemented and this is the help he gets at school. He is in a main stream school despite these problems and so, like someone who is Dyslexic, he receives assistance and certain aspects of his work, the bad aspects are taken into consideration due to his problems. Just because he cannot spell, do joined up writing or use correct punctuation does not mean he has no wonderful stories to tell, does not mean he cannot articualte verbally what he wishes to put on paper. It is a backward system that penalises someone for having certain conditions.

If all the Dyslxic people in the world were told, "***** you, thats an excuse and your getting graded a D minus for bad spelling but hey great topic and nice story, would have been an A plus if it wasnt for the fact your retarded with letters and numbers" then this would be an even ******** world to live in.

Oh....my bad, it is a ****** world we live in. In future I shall use MR X has such and such a problem and Mr Y told us Mr X is a such and such. Of course you would all then want to know who X & Y are and would take even less note of the post. I dont understand why people have such a problem with other posters talking about their family? What is the huge problem with this? I love my family and I am proud of them, just because this is a forum it does not mean I cannot talk about them. Kind of a blind last resort arguement to say "Oooh your a **** for bringing your family into it" I did not 'bring' my family in to it, I was talking 'about' my child as he was the thought behind the idea to see what kind of reaction and what sort of thoughts people tend to come out with when they see a badly spelt and worded post. If I said thanks for being Guinea Pigs you would all have said, "Well what are you testing us for?"

Long and short is that no matter what I say on here somebody will bring up a new arguement against the post or they will try and poo poo it and say I am a liar this or a moron that or squirming this or wriggling this. I just dont get it.

(I again apologise for all spelling mistakes and punctuation errors and grammatical inconsistencies, I wont correct them as I dont have time and to be honest I really dont care. If my spelling is all your going to worry about then you all have very easy lives with not much else going on lol)
#83 Jun 22 2009 at 5:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Morganne wrote:
I dont understand why people have such a problem with other posters talking about their family? What is the huge problem with this? I love my family and I am proud of them, just because this is a forum it does not mean I cannot talk about them. Kind of a blind last resort arguement to say "Oooh your a **** for bringing your family into it" I did not 'bring' my family in to it, I was talking 'about' my child as he was the thought behind the idea to see what kind of reaction and what sort of thoughts people tend to come out with when they see a badly spelt and worded post.
Personally, so long as you don't start crying if someone else mentions your family, I don't care where you discuss them.
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If my spelling is all your going to worry about then you all have very easy lives with not much else going on
False dilemma. One could have a miserable life and still set it aside long enough to ***** about your spelling.
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#84 Jun 22 2009 at 6:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Morganne wrote:
If all the Dyslxic people in the world were told, "***** you, thats an excuse and your getting graded a D minus for bad spelling but hey great topic and nice story, would have been an A plus if it wasnt for the fact your retarded with letters and numbers" then this would be an even sh*ttier world to live in.


No, it wouldn't. They don't need to be given a free pass on the things that the rest of us are required to do well. They need to be given more time and tools in order to be able to bring their ideas across. You don't give a person who stutters a free pass to grunt for all their communication, but instead give them a bit of time they need to get their ideas out, maybe some speech therapy to aid in that as well, so why should we completely accept someone who can't communicate in a written media to give us the written equivalent of furious grunting when they can take more time, and use tools at hand to convey their ideas?
#85 Jun 22 2009 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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Morganne wrote:
I again apologise for all spelling mistakes and punctuation errors and grammatical inconsistencies, I wont correct them as I dont have time and to be honest I really dont care. If my spelling is all your going to worry about then you all have very easy lives with not much else going on lol


I don't think you should apologise for your spelling misteaks and punkuashun heirs and grammatical inconsistinkies. No, I think you should apologize for your inane babbling.
#86REDACTED, Posted: Jun 23 2009 at 4:20 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Oh but come on Mental, I do it so well, and who here has not been found guilty of some inane babbling?
#87 Jun 24 2009 at 2:44 AM Rating: Good
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Is that the Latin term for **** leakage?
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#88 Jun 24 2009 at 12:32 PM Rating: Decent
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Morganne wrote:
If all the Dyslxic people in the world were told, "***** you, thats an excuse and your getting graded a D minus for bad spelling but hey great topic and nice story, would have been an A plus if it wasnt for the fact your retarded with letters and numbers" then this would be an even sh*ttier world to live in.


No, it wouldn't. They don't need to be given a free pass on the things that the rest of us are required to do well. They need to be given more time and tools in order to be able to bring their ideas across.


This.

Just because it's harder for some people to communicate clearly doesn't mean that they shouldn't try. Doubly so in todays world where you're far more likely to be judged based on your ability to write than ever before. I suppose it's good for folks with speech impediments, but not so great for folks with spelling problems, but that's the way it is.

Your bosses in the future are not going to care much that you have Dyslexia. They're just going to wince when reading an email you wrote and decide that you aren't a good person to be writing said emails in the future. This will affect your job advancement in a number of fields. I know people who have really bad Dyslexia and take the time to spell properly. I know other people who don't have any excuse other than laziness and have atrocious spelling. It's not an all-or-nothing thing. It's all about degrees.


Oh. And Firefox's spell check works "ok". It has a bad habit of not recognizing a whole lot of words though, and marking them as misspelled. It's also hyper-**** about combined words and hyphens or something. For example, it flags "spellcheck", while allowing "spell-check", or "spell check". Which while technically correct is kinda ironic...
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