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#27 Jun 16 2009 at 9:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Tare wrote:
Meh, I think I'm doing ok. That being said, I have made a pact with myself never to get heavier than a 125lbs and so far I have stayed below it.


There are no words to describe the amount of jealousy and hate I have right now.


Mostly jealousy. I could lose weight equivalent to what you weigh and still be above my goal weight(long term goal...like 2-3 years down the road).
#28 Jun 16 2009 at 11:02 PM Rating: Good
I love summer swimming. I'm very much at home in the water. Every year I make a point of doing the BSA and Red Cross Lifegaurd tests and a 2 mile swim.

The kicker to that? I'm fat enough that I can float with a cinder block tied to my leg. Handily.
#29 Jun 17 2009 at 3:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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And Niobia, when you live in an area where we've already had the real feel index of 102, you get very brave and go to the pool.


And DSD really looks amazing with her belly. I saw her yesterday and she is putting ladies, pregnant or otherwise, to shame.

RAWR!
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#30 Jun 17 2009 at 4:59 AM Rating: Decent
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I have a body comparable to that of Bruce Lee, in muscle tone and body fat. All I'm missing is the six-pack abs.
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#31 Jun 17 2009 at 5:52 AM Rating: Default
6'1 190...trying to get back to 175 before football season.

I've completely stopped drinking all beer; If I do drink it'll be jd on the rocks, and then only once a month, if that.

I don't snack and generally skip breakfast. 500 jump ropes 5 times a week, 100 sit-ups daily, 50 ab-rolls daily, 50 push-ups daily, 20 curls on 30lb weights daily, 40 shoulder raises with 15lb weights daily, run with the dog or shoot baskets 4 times a week. Not to mention splitting/hauling wood for the winter and working in the garden. My biggest weaknesses are sonic buttefinger blasts and milk. I drink milk like I have it on tap. And I usually eat dinner around 10pm, which I know isn't good for me but working at the office 50+ hours weekly plus all that other stuff I do I have to suffer through it.

I've said this before and I'll say it again do a few hundred jump ropes out in the southern heat/humidity with saran wrap around your abs and see how cut you are in a month.

All the stuff I do and of my brothers I'm the most out of shape. Of course ones a fireman and the others runs his own construction/remodel business.



#32 Jun 17 2009 at 5:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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publiusvarus wrote:
6'1 190...trying to get back to 175 before football season.

I've completely stopped drinking all beer; If I do drink it'll be jd on the rocks, and then only once a month, if that.

I don't snack and generally skip breakfast. 500 jump ropes 5 times a week, 100 sit-ups daily, 50 ab-rolls daily, 50 push-ups daily, 20 curls on 30lb weights daily, 40 shoulder raises with 15lb weights daily, run with the dog or shoot baskets 4 times a week. Not to mention splitting/hauling wood for the winter and working in the garden. My biggest weaknesses are sonic buttefinger blasts and milk. I drink milk like I have it on tap. And I usually eat dinner around 10pm, which I know isn't good for me but working at the office 50+ hours weekly plus all that other stuff I do I have to suffer through it.

I've said this before and I'll say it again do a few hundred jump ropes out in the southern heat/humidity with saran wrap around your abs and see how cut you are in a month.

All the stuff I do and of my brothers I'm the most out of shape. Of course ones a fireman and the others runs his own construction/remodel business.


You all sound so dreamy! You up for some games of naked Twister... oh sh*t, it's Varrus!
#33 Jun 17 2009 at 5:58 AM Rating: Decent
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You up for some games of naked Twister... oh sh*t, it's Varrus!


Not unless you're a cute blonde 36/24/36
#34 Jun 17 2009 at 6:06 AM Rating: Good
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Cute blonde 18/f with Barbie's figure looking for pro-life potential baby-daddy who likes to jump rope and saran wrap his abs. PST
#35 Jun 17 2009 at 6:14 AM Rating: Default
Guenny,

Actually I like them closer to 21. And I wouldn't say I like to jump rope in saran wrap but I do like having a sexy body.

Edited, Jun 17th 2009 10:15am by publiusvarus
#36 Jun 17 2009 at 6:18 AM Rating: Good
As of Easter I was 205, now I am down to 178. Been 178 for 2 weeks Smiley: bah Need to push hard the next two weeks to get down to 170.

#37 Jun 17 2009 at 6:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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trickybeck wrote:

Baby carrots = best snack.



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As for swimwear, I have always used racing tanks. I'm not in it for looks; I just want to get in there and swim.

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#38 Jun 17 2009 at 6:24 AM Rating: Good
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Varrus,

I'd like to say that I'm 100% sure I have a sexier body than you and I've never jumped rope in saran wrap. You are doing it wrong.
#39 Jun 17 2009 at 6:38 AM Rating: Default
Guenny,

Sure I believe you (end sarcasm) Sexy is an attitude. Fortunately I have an abundance of that.


#40 Jun 17 2009 at 6:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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publiusvarus wrote:
Guenny,

Actually I like them closer to 21. And I wouldn't say I like to jump rope in saran wrap but I do like having a sexy body.

Edited, Jun 17th 2009 10:15am by publiusvarus


As for the Saran Wrap thing, I did some brief Googling on it...
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Using Saran Wrap is neither safe nor an efficient way to lose weight.

Yes you will lose weight when exercising in it -- water weight -- but that weight loss will be temporary. As soon as you drink enough fluid to replenish what you lost from sweat, you will be back to your original weight. In order to lose actual weight, you need to spend more calories in physical activity than you consume from eating.

Saran Wrap cannot help you tone specific parts of your body. In order to see muscle definition, you must do some strength training and enough cardiovascular activity to shed the fat from on top of the muscle to allow it to be seen.

Besides being ineffective, wrapping yourself in Saran Wrap while exercising is potentially dangerous. It can cause a sharp rise in body temperature and blood pressure that can cause you to pass out.

Always remember – if it seems too good to be true, it probably is. Weight loss happens when you work at adopting healthy eating and physical activity habits.

http://home.caregroup.org/BIDMCtoday/2005_06jun/bewell.asp
I've heard of people doing this, but it really does seem like an urban legend.

Here's another one:
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Will wrapping your body in saran wrap help lose weight?

The cling wrap does indeed help you lose weight. The light pressure on the wrapped tissues squeezes a little of the water in the tissue fluids back into the blood stream. This water is then excreted by the kidneys as increased urine.
The water lost is the only source of weight loss. It is only temporary.The fluid will return after the pressure is removed.
The same kind of weight loss can be obtained by standing in deep water.


http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Will_wrapping_your_body_in_saran_wrap_help_lose_weight

Edit: I suppose one use for it would be if you're exercising while girls are walking by. The sexiness of water-less abs might be outweighed by the ridiculousness of being wrapped up like last night's leftovers, though.

Edited, Jun 17th 2009 10:49am by LockeColeMA
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#42 Jun 17 2009 at 8:38 AM Rating: Decent
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This thread is seriously lacking photos.
#43 Jun 17 2009 at 1:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
trickybeck wrote:

Baby carrots = best snack.



'Struth.

Thom likes to go into the fridge and pull out baby carrots to snack on. Quite impressive, actually, since he started doing it at fourteen months.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#44 Jun 17 2009 at 1:53 PM Rating: Decent
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This thread is seriously lacking photos.
Varus wrapped in plastic?!

I wear surfer shorts and a tank top swimming.
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#45 Jun 17 2009 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
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publiusvarus wrote:
Guenny,

Actually I like them closer to 21. And I wouldn't say I like to jump rope in saran wrap but I do like having a sexy body.

Edited, Jun 17th 2009 10:15am by publiusvarus


huh never figured Varus for a kinkster. It starts with Saran wrap and ends with you hanging in a closet with a cord tied from your neck to your balls. Smiley: lol
#46 Jun 17 2009 at 3:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Varus wrapped in plastic?!


I'd prefer he was when he goes off into the sunset with his troupe of college-aged bimbos.
#47 Jun 17 2009 at 3:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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publiusvarus wrote:
Guenny,

Actually I like them closer to 21. And I wouldn't say I like to jump rope in saran wrap but I do like having a sexy body.

Edited, Jun 17th 2009 10:15am by publiusvarus


huh never figured Varus for a kinkster. It starts with Saran wrap and ends with you hanging in a closet with a cord tied from your neck to your balls. Smiley: lol


If it would stop him posting, I'm all for it!
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