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Wow, doesn't take much to qualify as obese apparently.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
ZOMG what if she abuses some of the White House furniture by sitting on it??
Antique abuse makes Varus maaaad!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Antique abuse makes Varus maaaad!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
So we've gone from commenting that her muscular arms are too unfeminine, to saying that her 47 year old bottom (yes, she IS a middle aged mother of two) - which is damn fine when she's wearing a dress - is not muscular enough.
Jophiel wrote:
Ambrya wrote:
Of course Mrs. Obama isn't even close to being obese
Although Picture #4 made me laugh.
Picture 5 kinda has me scratching my head though. Are those Styrofoam cups on the table? Kinda defeats the whole "green" purpose, doesn't it? And are those soy hot dogs?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Katielynn wrote:
What kind of extreme stress do you think that woman is under?
Not as much stress as she's putting on those ridiculous shoes of hers.
Edited, Jun 16th 2009 6:15pm by MentalFrog
gbaji wrote:
Kinda defeats the whole "green" purpose, doesn't it?
I didn't see any hotdogs in the photo but I don't think a guy who orders burgers from Five Guys is exceptionally adverse to the consumption of animal flesh.
Edited, Jun 16th 2009 7:24pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Varrus, I need to tell you that you are acting like a **** . Of course, you have been for a long time, but let me make myself direct here, you are a ******* **** .
Michelle Obama is certainly not obese . Erring on the side of curviness, sure, and you know what, she looks great for it . With her husband busy all day doing important things you like, such as, I dunno, shining his shoes, wiping the **** off his shoes, or polishing his all-so-important desk, she's bound to feel a little neglected, so who would begrudge the poor lassie an extra cream cake every so often .
You know what? @#%^ YOU! Stress is a leading factor in weight gain. What kind of extreme stress do you think that woman is under?
I have to agree with Katie . LAZY would be neglecting her parenting in favour of some high paid nanny so she could lose the weight. LAZY would be going for liposuction, or a tummy tuck, or a gastric band . She hasn't let herself go, she is still as smartly presented as ever, and if she happens to be carrying a little extra poundage, fair play to her . At the moment, she is doing her job in supporting her husband and nurturing her kids, which is far more important than losing the weight, any day .
She's certainly not in the danger zone weight wise, she had a fair way to go . However, she weighs a lot more than any argument i've seen you present in the last few weeks .
Michelle Obama is certainly not obese . Erring on the side of curviness, sure, and you know what, she looks great for it . With her husband busy all day doing important things you like, such as, I dunno, shining his shoes, wiping the **** off his shoes, or polishing his all-so-important desk, she's bound to feel a little neglected, so who would begrudge the poor lassie an extra cream cake every so often .
Katielynn wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
So no one willing to take bets on how fat she will get?
And if the presidents wife is so lazy as to let herself go like that what does it say about their family?
And if the presidents wife is so lazy as to let herself go like that what does it say about their family?
You know what? @#%^ YOU! Stress is a leading factor in weight gain. What kind of extreme stress do you think that woman is under?
I have to agree with Katie . LAZY would be neglecting her parenting in favour of some high paid nanny so she could lose the weight. LAZY would be going for liposuction, or a tummy tuck, or a gastric band . She hasn't let herself go, she is still as smartly presented as ever, and if she happens to be carrying a little extra poundage, fair play to her . At the moment, she is doing her job in supporting her husband and nurturing her kids, which is far more important than losing the weight, any day .
She's certainly not in the danger zone weight wise, she had a fair way to go . However, she weighs a lot more than any argument i've seen you present in the last few weeks .
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Wow, doesn't take much to qualify as obese apparently.
Surprisingly it really doesn't, especially if you go by the BMI standards.
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SirElephant wrote:
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#38REDACTED,
Posted: Jun 17 2009 at 7:50 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/irene-rubaumkeller-/do-you-think-michelle-oba_b_159639.html
publiusvarus wrote:
No offense but the huffington post asked this question back in january.
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Personally, I think Michelle is a perfect role model for all women. She is not an anorexic twig who looks like she is going to break at the slightest push. Michelle looks like a strong, fit, self-assured woman who can take on anyone she needs to. She is what our culture barely has words for, "normal-weighted".
[...]
Michelle, based on her height and weight, is thinner than the average woman in our country. She is almost 6' tall and a size 12.
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Michelle, based on her height and weight, is thinner than the average woman in our country. She is almost 6' tall and a size 12.
Edited, Jun 17th 2009 10:53am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
publiusvarus wrote:
she was 30lbs lighter.
I understand that women scare you and all but try to get hold of yourself.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Funny, 30,000 years ago people worshipped fat women. The mother figure (called Venus figurines) was revered as a symbol of comfort, fertility, and the center of the family unit.
publiusvarus wrote:
Did you even see that picture yesterday?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
publiusvarus wrote:
So no one willing to take bets on how fat she will get?
And if the presidents wife is so lazy as to let herself go like that what does it say about their family?
And if the presidents wife is so lazy as to let herself go like that what does it say about their family?
Well obviously she’s going to get fat. I mean She’s a black women who sits home all day and eats fried chicken and watermelon...(stereo types at their best) for Christ sake Varus, who the fuck cares what she weighs your not ******** her.
And don't start with the "She’s the face of women in America...she should look good" because the average women in America is size 12/14. We are not all supermodels that’s for sure.
publiusvarus wrote:
toot,
She is the face of the american woman now. Also I find it ironic that her husband is pushing healthcare reform, preventative, and she is blowing up like a balloon.
Edited, Jun 17th 2009 2:24pm by publiusvarus
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And don't start with the "She’s the face of women in America...she should look good" because the average women in America is size 12/14. We are not all supermodels that’s for sure.
She is the face of the american woman now. Also I find it ironic that her husband is pushing healthcare reform, preventative, and she is blowing up like a balloon.
Edited, Jun 17th 2009 2:24pm by publiusvarus
Michelle is 10 times sexier than Laura Bush would ever hope to be.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
publiusvarus wrote:
...she is blowing up like a balloon.
You have yet to prove this. I have not noticed any weight gain.
I also find it ridiculous that this is what you're focused on. The First Lady's weight. Obama must be doing something right if this is all you've got to ***** about.
Mrs. Bush took the sexy out of "sexy librarian".
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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