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#1 Jun 11 2009 at 10:59 AM Rating: Good
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So the good people of Doncaster in northern England had an election for their new Mayor.

Peter Davies is a right-wing 'send the buggers back' favourite of Daily Mail readers and campaigned on a ticket of getting rid of interpreters, 'Politically Correct' jobs and gay Pride.

The ******* won the election, and before starting the first day in office, gave an interview to the local radio station, Radio Sheffield.

Mr Davies got pwned by the interviewer Toby Foster - Click here for audio

Full Transcript below: (tl;dr GFY)

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Toby Foster (BBC Radio Sheffield): Thanks very much for joining us. I said that we didn’t see it coming - did you see it coming? Did you expect to win?

Peter Davies: Well, well not really. A great friend of mine told me the night before I was going to get a great shock, and that I would win. I was thinking of saving the deposit at the time.

TF: I can imagine. What was it you think that made people vote for you?

PD: Well we were the only party who gave a distinctive agenda to the electorate. All the others talked waffle. I looked at all the leaflets, I couldn’t make anything of them all, they were all the same.

TF: You did give a distinctive agenda, you’re absolutely right, you made some real points on that. Let’s just have a look - let’s have a look at them shall we? The first one of course I think’s an easy one - you’re going to cut the mayor’s salary.

PD: That’s the first thing this morning

TF: Down to £30,000 a year. Now, some people could look at that Peter and say, well, you get more than that for running a supermarket these days. Surely a council deserves… a bit more respect?

PD: No, the council deserves somebody who’s going to run it properly, and it deserves somebody who’s prepared to give their services partly free, in a sense - at one time all local government councillors did all the free, er, it’s become a gravy train and I’m not prepared to be part of that.

TF: So what about the people who work for you? The deputy mayor, other people in the departments - are you cutting their wages as well?

PD: Er, well, I’ve discussed that with-, well not- not the people in the departments, I can’t- I’ve no control over what they’ve been given, but the deputy mayor and the rest of the cabinet will discuss that at, at the earliest opportunity.

TF: Well, you say you’ve no control over people in the departments, one of the big things on your campaign was that you’re going to cut ‘PC jobs’.

PD: Oh yeah, that’s a different thing altogether, er-

TF: Which jobs are those?

PD: Well, er, I’m going to look into that. Things like Diversity Officers, er, the things that are usually advertised in the Manchester-, well, it’s not the Manchester Guardian now - in the Guardian…

TF: Right, so have-, so, so hang on, so so there are politically…

PD: I mean, I can’t give you a full list at the moment, but I will…

TF: But that’s what you put on your manifesto - you must have had an idea on your manifesto what you were talking about?

PD: Yeah, yeah, all these people who are, sort of, controlling thought processes and this sort of thing, and er, erm… every department is riddled with this sort of nonsense these days.

TF: So currently then, this morning, Doncaster Council is riddled with people who are, who are doing this kind of nonsense, ah… and they’re on notice, are they? People are going to lose their jobs?

PD: Er, very likely.

TF: But we don’t know who they are, yeah? But certainly Diversity Officers…

PD: Obviously I… I’m… well, that sort of thing, yes.

TF: So, the Diversity Officer who’s getting ready for work this morning at Doncaster might as well not bother?

PD: Well, he’s… he’s in employment at the moment…

TF: But he won’t be for long?

PD: …I think, I think we ought to be talking about what we’re going to do sort of, er, now and, er, what I’ve discovered - that might be a more fruitful discussion.

TF: Well, I mean… these are the reasons people voted for you. Very bold points, as you said. Er, you’re going to cut translation services for non-English speakers - that’s a very bold point. It’s more than likely illegal, isn’t it?

PD: I dunno… again, I’ve got to find this out. It’s-

TF: Well it is - let me tell you it is, under the European Court of Human Rights it’s illegal.

PD: -Well, well, well let… we’ll look into this - we’re getting council’s opinion on what I can do and what I can’t do, and that’s…

TF: No, no, you said in your manifesto you would definitely do it.

PD: Yeah, well, I… well, I, er, if, if somebody comes in the way and stops me doing these things, then that is an insult to democracy.

TF: So what was the point of your manifesto? You might as well have said you were going to fly to the moon if you’re just going to say now that you can’t do it.

PD: No, look… I’m going to do my best to do it. If I can’t, I shall tell the electorate why I’ve not been able to do it, and who’s stood in the way of it. The-

TF: Well, the law’s standing in the way of it.

PD: -Just a minute, just a minute. The electorate clearly want me to do that. The law needs changing, then, doesn’t it?

TF: Well, you say the law needs changing-

PD: If we get a new government, then we might get rid of some of this ludicrous legislation, and be able to run our own country again.

TF: Okay, now you’re going to cut the number of councillors from 60 to 20.

PD: That is another difficulty, and the first-

TF: Can’t do it, can you?

PD: Er, well, we can appeal to their moral consciences-

TF: So you can’t do it, can you?

PD: Look, you keep telling me what I can’t do. I’ll find out what I can’t do, and if I can’t do-

TF: You are finding out now, I’m telling you, Peter, you can’t do it. You’d have thought you’d have thought of this before you started.

PD: This is quite a pointless discussion. Completely pointless.

TF: Why?

PD: Well - I’m sitting here telling you what I want to do, you’re telling me I can’t do it. I’ll find out - not from you, from other people - if I can do it or not.

TF: Why didn’t you look at to see-

PD: That’s where we go. And then we tell the electorate what’s going on.

TF: Why didn’t you look to see if you could do it before you asked people to vote on it?

PD: Because people want this to happen. And it’s time we-

TF: We all want free speech, Peter, but why didn’t you look into it to see if it could happen before you asked 14,000 people to vote on it? You know what’s going to happen - they got upset with the political processes in Doncaster before, they disliked Martin Winter. You’ve come along, you’ve waved this flag, knowing you can’t back any of it up and they’ve voted for you. How are they going to feel when they realise they’ve been hoodwinked?

PD: They’ve not been hoodwinked, I’m a man of my word, and I shall do everything that I can to put this into practice. And that is something that Doncaster’s not had before.

TF: You’re going to cut the Gay Pride funding.

PD: Yep.

TF: Erm, how much did Doncaster Council fund Gay Pride?

PD: Haven’t got a clue, I haven’t looked into… I haven’t got the details, I… I haven’t even started-

TF: About right, isn’t it? So how much did… how much was it worth to Doncaster?

PD: How…er, what?

TF: The Gay Pride march. 8,000 people in town for a day.

PD: I don’t know. They can still come. There’s nobody stopping them coming.

TF: So you don’t know what it costs, you don’t know what it earns, but you’re banning it?

PD: I’m saying that… hard-pressed taxpayers money should not be spent on promoting any type of sexuality whether it’s straight or gay.

TF: But for all you-, but for all you know it could be making a fortune for the town - you don’t know, you’ve not even looked at it.

PD: Well, it, er… it may, it may or it may not, I’m telling you what I’m not doing, and again it was on the manifesto, it was quite clear people appeared to like what I was saying.

TF: Yeah, but the stuff on the manifesto we’ve already realised - you can’t do anything about it.

PD: I think it’s time we finished this interview, it’s quite pointless. I’ve… I… It’s really wasted… I wanted to say a few things this morning that might have been-

TF: Tell me what you want to say.

PD: …that people might have wanted to listen to.

TF: Tell me what you want to say.

PD: Well, I wanted to point out that this morning I was going to, er, see that two social workers were returned to the childrens hospital, er, which were taken away some time ago for some unaccountable reason. I was going to say we’re getting rid of Doncaster News at the earliest opportunity, and I also wanted to point out that this very weekend I’ve discovered that Doncaster is twinned with nine separate towns, er, that the Mayor… the ex-Mayor had a car, for what reason I don’t know. It’s quite reasonable that the Civic Mayor has a car, but why the elected Mayor has one, God only knows, er, and it looks to me like a Daily Telegraph moment, where I shall be discovering things every day that, er, can be got rid of.

TF: Okay… none of that really means anything, does it? Let’s have a look at Doncaster News. You’re getting rid of Doncaster News, that’s a, er, flyer… er, paper that goes to every home in the borough isn’t it, to tell them what you’re doing?

PD: Well, it was to distort… er, what Mayor Winter was doing, yes.

TF: So now you’re stopping communication with the people of Doncaster?

PD: No - communication will be through the Doncaster Free Press, though Radio Sheffield if we can get some sensible interviews-

TF: Heh.

PD: -and, er, the free newspapers.

TF: So the people who work on Doncaster News, then, are they out of work as well?

PD: I don’t know, I don’t… I, I, don’t know what their full… I’ve… I… I’ve not even got… been in the office yet, I’ve… I’ve not even-

TF: This is the problem, isn’t it-

PD: -had the briefing from the Chief Executive-

TF: You actually don’t understand the laws, you don’t understand-

PD: Okay, I’m stopping this interview, it’s a complete waste of time, er, you’re not asking any sensible questions, and er, I really don’t want to continue.

TF: Peter, all I’m asking is how you’re going to deliver on your election manifesto?

>Silence<

TF: Well, I can assure you, that’s going to be one of the easiest he gets


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#2 Jun 11 2009 at 11:09 AM Rating: Good
Can we in the US borrow him and infiltrate him onto some of the Fox Noise shows and have him do that to people like Newt Gingrich, Sarah Palin, and Rush Limbaugh?

(Actually, leave out Palin. It's not necessary. Even Katie Couric was able to rip her to pieces.)
#3 Jun 11 2009 at 11:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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My favorite:

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TF: So you don’t know what it costs, you don’t know what it earns, but you’re banning it?


Nicely sharked.

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#4 Jun 11 2009 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good
Now there's a man who never developed the ability to tell a bold faced lie. If he wasn't obviously a racist incompetent, it'd be a rather refereshing quality in a politician.
#5 Jun 11 2009 at 11:33 AM Rating: Good
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catwho the Pest wrote:
Can we in the US borrow him and infiltrate him onto some of the Fox Noise shows and have him do that to people like Newt Gingrich, Sarah Palin, and Rush Limbaugh?

(Actually, leave out Palin. It's not necessary. Even Katie Couric was able to rip her to pieces.)

I'm surprised you didn't mention Micheal Savage.

I listen to his show, mostly because he's ****ing hilarious. He's so utterly grossly incompetent it's flat hilarious.

If I didn't know any better, I'd think he was a strawman.
#6 Jun 11 2009 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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Karelyn wrote:
catwho the Pest wrote:
Can we in the US borrow him and infiltrate him onto some of the Fox Noise shows and have him do that to people like Newt Gingrich, Sarah Palin, and Rush Limbaugh?

(Actually, leave out Palin. It's not necessary. Even Katie Couric was able to rip her to pieces.)

I'm surprised you didn't mention Micheal Savage.

I listen to his show, mostly because he's ****ing hilarious. He's so utterly grossly incompetent it's flat hilarious.

If I didn't know any better, I'd think he was a strawman.


True story, Savage's last name is actually Weiner. .:giggle:. He's also banned from the UK.
#7 Jun 11 2009 at 11:54 AM Rating: Decent
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True story, Savage's last name is actually Weiner. .:giggle:. He's also banned from the UK.

Yeah, I heard about him being banned in the UK. I mean, I live in the US, so I suppose my opinion on it doesn't matter too much. But I do think it was wrong for him to have been banned.

The way I see it, people should have the right to say whatever they want (with the exception of falsifying emergencies, or verbal stalking). If someone wants to be the biggest jerk in the world, or make an utter fool outta themselves, then by all means, they should have a right to do so.

At least that's the way I see it.

It's not like he was doing any harm. Hell, on occasions he was even correct about things (Though he's frankly too stupid to understand why he was correct on the few subjects he got right). He's just mostly a douchebag. A harmless douchebag.

"You're not wrong Walter. You're just an @#%^."

Though, I suppose that more accurately applies to Rush, who has a reasonable track-record of accuracy, he just tends to mix it up with a heavy dosage of being an @#%^.

Edited, Jun 11th 2009 3:56pm by Karelyn

Edited, Jun 11th 2009 4:03pm by Karelyn
#8 Jun 11 2009 at 12:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Sounds an awful lot like Obama really...

/ducks
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#9REDACTED, Posted: Jun 11 2009 at 12:19 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Obama is pretty terrible too <.<
#10 Jun 11 2009 at 12:21 PM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
Sounds an awful lot like Obama really...

/ducks

Kavekk wrote:
There's a man who never developed the ability to tell a bold faced lie. If he wasn't obviously a racist incompetent, it'd be a rather refereshing quality in a politician.


It's good to know that you care sometimes gbaji, just have to read between the lines.

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#11 Jun 11 2009 at 12:25 PM Rating: Default
Karelyn,

Politicians have always done that in the US. Fortunately we have this great thing Al Gore invented called the internet which allows us to see their gross incompetence.

I mean you gotta love the NY Democrats shutting the doors and turning off the power because they're getting thrown out.



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Karelyn,

Politicians have always done that in the US. Fortunately we have this great thing Al Gore invented called the internet which allows us to see their gross incompetence.

I mean you gotta love the NY Democrats shutting the doors and turning off the power because they're getting thrown out.


Oh GOD. I actually laughed and agreed with one of your posts. Something must be wrong.

Patterson is a buffoon, and the state senate has been acting even more like a bunch of children since the election.

I may just be bitter that they used my tuition as a way to raise more money.
#13 Jun 11 2009 at 12:49 PM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
Sounds an awful lot like Obama really...

/ducks


Sounded more like Palin (as previously mentioned in this thread). I would like to read a transcript of an Obama interview that went this poorly though. Source?
#14 Jun 11 2009 at 12:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why, they wouldn't print it! Don't you KNOW the main stream media is in Obama's pocket?

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#16 Jun 11 2009 at 1:09 PM Rating: Good
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Locked,

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Obama interview


Doesn't happen. Obama lives on the tele-prompter.
I remember you trashing this during the campaign. I then remember Obama doing really well on his unscripted interviews.
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gbaji wrote:
Sounds an awful lot like Obama really...
I'll try to getcha some and I'll bring'em to ya.
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gbaji wrote:
Sounds an awful lot like Obama really...

/ducks


Sounded more like Palin (as previously mentioned in this thread). I would like to read a transcript of an Obama interview that went this poorly though. Source?


I'm not specifically talking about the speaking style, or even the perception of having a lack of clue on the issues. I'm talking about the substance of the questions. Had Obama been asked before his first day in office these sorts of questions, he'd have had similar non-answers. Does he have an answer to how he's going to pay for all the stuff he promised while cutting the deficit and not raising taxes? Nope. The only difference is that no one put him on a live mike and mocked him for promising things anyone with half a brain had to know he couldn't deliver on.
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Had Obama been asked before his first day in office these sorts of questions, he'd have had similar non-answers.
I bet he would have turned into a were-tyrannosaurus and eaten the interviewer.

You know, as long as we're making up possible alternate histories and stuff.
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#21 Jun 11 2009 at 3:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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I bet he would have turned into a were-tyrannosaurus and eaten the interviewer.

You know, as long as we're making up possible alternate histories and stuff.


You're only saying that because had you been on that grassy knoll, you'd have shot JFK too.

Then you'd be shot by Oswald for camping his gnoll.
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Oh lord. Smiley: laugh

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#24 Jun 11 2009 at 8:21 PM Rating: Good
The reason Obama pauses before answering a question and goes, "Um, ah" is because he's composing an answer in his head before opening his mouth. (He even said so when asked why he took a full day to respond to a crisis: "I like to know what I'm talking about before I say anything.")

The reason Palin pauses before answering a question and goes, "You know, gee whiz" is because she tried to compose an answer and all she came up with was the Northern Exposure theme music.

Edited, Jun 12th 2009 12:22am by catwho
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PD: I don’t know, I don’t… I, I, don’t know what their full… I’ve… I… I’ve not even got… been in the office yet, I’ve… I’ve not even-


Sounds like theres a bloke who just realised that he's in a bit too deep. *******
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If this man had the slightest capacity for lying he would've worked his way out of that.
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