Nobby wrote:
Pfft. You gurlies and your whiney "do you know how painful it is to give birth?" memes.
You will never know the trauma of "sitting on yerself"![Smiley: glare](//zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/glare.gif)
You will never know the trauma of "sitting on yerself"
![Smiley: glare](http://zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/glare.gif)
While I can't claim to have sat on myself I have sat on a man's parts before.
It's what got me into this predicament in the first place
![Smiley: glare](http://zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/glare.gif)