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#1 Jun 09 2009 at 5:13 AM Rating: Decent
I'm bored of Varrus' drivel, anyone wanna play? Simple premise. I'll start off with a few examples, so you get the idea.

If you are an Asylumite, then I'm a Mooglefuucker,
And I drown your clever posting in my retarded 1337 5p34k.

Possible reply:

If you are a Mooglefuucker, then I am a Gauge **** video,
And you won't have time to mooglefuck, cos you're too busy moogling me.

Possible reply:

If you are a Gauge **** video, then I'm a premature ejaculation,
And she'll barely be half naked, before you're back on FFXI.

Etc...

If you are a premature ejaculation, then I'm...

Go go!
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#2 Jun 09 2009 at 5:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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I should absolutely know this, but what on earth is a "Gauge **** video"? I refuse to google this at work.

Nexa
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#3 Jun 09 2009 at 5:21 AM Rating: Excellent
Nexa wrote:
I should absolutely know this, but what on earth is a "Gauge **** video"? I refuse to google this at work.


It's people that have sex with engineering equipment.


No, not really, "Gauge" is a pornstar
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#4 Jun 09 2009 at 7:01 AM Rating: Good
Well, thanks to your unwillingness to participate in meaningless and relatively nonsensical forum games, I've finished my Briefing on the Rapporteur's draft opinion on the Commission's Proposals for Sustainable Development on the Pharmaceutical Package.

Bastards.
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#5 Jun 09 2009 at 7:09 AM Rating: Good
Well, did you really have to leave it at such an awkward point? I'm not sure I'm comfortable enough with my humanity to call myself a sperm donor cup, or comfortable enough with my sexuality to call myself a woman.
#6 Jun 09 2009 at 7:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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I read your OP three times and then my brain broke.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#7 Jun 09 2009 at 7:15 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
I read your OP three times and then my brain broke.


Europeans play the silliest games.
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#8 Jun 09 2009 at 7:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts until he stops breathing altogether.

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#9 Jun 09 2009 at 7:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts until he stops breathing altogether.
You're going to make a hell of a mother one of these days.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#10 Jun 09 2009 at 7:17 AM Rating: Default
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Jophiel wrote:
I read your OP three times and then my brain broke.


/this

I capitulated.
#11 Jun 09 2009 at 7:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts until he stops breathing altogether.



It's Samira
!

Nexa
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#12 Jun 09 2009 at 7:25 AM Rating: Good
Samira wrote:
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts until he stops breathing altogether.


Smiley: inlove
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#13 Jun 09 2009 at 8:47 AM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts until he stops breathing altogether.

If Red's not up to it, then I'd be willing to take his place.
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#14 Jun 09 2009 at 8:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Debalic wrote:
Samira wrote:
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts until he stops breathing altogether.

If Red's not up to it, then I'd be willing to take his place.


Was this intentional with the OP's premature ejaculation?
#15 Jun 09 2009 at 10:33 AM Rating: Good
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Hmm, Samira has smother-capable breasts. The formerly absent mental picture is slowly filling in.

#16 Jun 09 2009 at 10:45 AM Rating: Good
Samy,

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It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts until he stops breathing altogether.


You're a woman? You just blew my mind.

#17 Jun 09 2009 at 10:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mlle Samira wrote:
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts
You're a woman?
Or a big fat dude.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#18 Jun 09 2009 at 10:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
Mlle Samira wrote:
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts
You're a woman?
Or a big fat dude.


One or the other.

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#19 Jun 09 2009 at 11:25 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
Mlle Samira wrote:
It's times like these that I want to take Red's face and plant it gently but firmly between my breasts
You're a woman?
Or a big fat dude.


His name is Robert Paulson.
#20 Jun 09 2009 at 12:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't know who that is.

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#21 Jun 09 2009 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
I don't know who that is.



He makes one helluva Meatloaf.
#22 Jun 09 2009 at 12:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh! Haha, yeah, that's me all right.

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#23 Jun 09 2009 at 1:27 PM Rating: Excellent
RedPhoenixxx wrote:

If you are a premature ejaculation, then I'm...


Drunk . I've thought and I've thought, and I'm still drunk . However, in the morning, I'll at least be sober, you'll still be ugly .

Yeah, Churchill quotes don't work in this . Almost, but not quite .
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