Samira wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Humerus - 1 bone
radius & ulna - 2 bones
Same as our arms, numb-nuts
Why is it called a funny bone? Because it's a humerus!
When I was 11, I got into a fight with my little brother . It all stemmed from him getting one of those tattoos that you apply with water on his ar m. The night before, we'd seen the village people on some music channel singing 'Macho Macho Man'.
My dad explained that the village people were 'wooly woofters'(his words) and my brother and I, me 11, him 8, were a little shocked at the whole concept. Him because he thought boys kissing boys was wrong, me because I hadn't quite grown out of the 'boys are stinky' stage , so I thought kissing boys was wrong too .
Anyway, I couldn't help noticing a couple of the village people had tattoos, so I followed my brother around all day singing 'Macho Macho Man ' until he pushed me into a wall, and I broke my right humerus bone.
So, I went to hospital . I was in a lot of pain, but I wasn't entirely convinced it was serious - I could still wiggle my fingers after all. When the doctors started talking about 'Right Humerus' I thought first a) You northern tossers, the word is very . Very Humourous. Get it right you Northern Tossers and b) It's actually not very funny at all .
Then they gave me some nitrous oxide, I married a unicorn, we gave birth to squirrels and we all lived happily every after .
I bloody love nitrous oxide .