publiusvarus wrote:
Who said buy sex? Only thing I buy are enough drinks to get her and her sorority friends really drunk.
Tell me more about this envy-inducing lifestyle.
Edited, Jun 16th 2009 3:54pm by Jophiel
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Well, now I'm impressed. You guys sure know how to live it up out there in the sticks what with your college football and getting girls drunk and showing them your mighty washed cars so you might have a chance at getting laid.
Tell me more about this envy-inducing lifestyle.
Edited, Jun 16th 2009 3:54pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Samira wrote:
Hicksville is in West Tennessee and has nothing to do with Virus. 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
Who said buy sex? Only thing I buy are enough drinks to get her and her sorority friends really drunk.
Tell me more about this envy-inducing lifestyle.
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Jophed,
Not sure you'd be interested. It involves young hot girls getting naked and doing things on the lake. And what guys don't like going 90 on the interstate while getting a bj, don't think your prius could handle it.
Not sure you'd be interested. It involves young hot girls getting naked and doing things on the lake. And what guys don't like going 90 on the interstate while getting a bj, don't think your prius could handle it.
publiusvarus wrote:
Not sure you'd be interested. It involves young hot girls getting naked and doing things on the lake.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Samira wrote:
Hicksville is in West Tennessee and has nothing to do with Virus.
Where men can sweet talk a girl without gettin' her pukin' drunk first.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
publiusvarus wrote:
Knoxville is the home of the greatest college football program in the nation.
I live in Gainesville. Home of the loudest football stadium in the country :) And I would argue the Gators have a better program.
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The athletic program is one of the best in the nation and has been arguably the best overall in the SEC for the past two decades. The men's and women's teams have combined to win the Southeastern Conference All-Sports Trophy in every year but one since its inception. The Gators have also been in the top ten of the National All Sports rankings every year for the past two decades.
Granted, I know nothing about football, but it sounds impressive. And I believe they won over TN in 2008.
However, Gainesville is pretty much the middle of nowhere. I can only imagine Knoxville is the same.
LockeColeMA wrote:
I live in Gainesville. Home of the loudest football stadium in the country :) And I would argue the Gators have a better program.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
LockeColeMA wrote:
I live in Gainesville. Home of the loudest football stadium in the country :) And I would argue the Gators have a better program.
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Xsarus wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
LockeColeMA wrote:
I live in Gainesville. Home of the loudest football stadium in the country :) And I would argue the Gators have a better program.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
publiusvarus wrote:
Jophed,
Not sure you'd be interested. It involves young hot girls getting naked and doing things on the lake. And what guys don't like going 90 on the interstate while getting a bj, don't think your prius could handle it.
Not sure you'd be interested. It involves young hot girls getting naked and doing things on the lake. And what guys don't like going 90 on the interstate while getting a bj, don't think your prius could handle it.
Jesus hates you.....
I'm serious. He thinks you're an utter cnut.
Good luck with the afterlife.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Jesus is just jealous of Varrus's access to Turtle Wax.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Ok so Fl has won like the last 8 time we've played. We still have a much louder stadium hands down.
Jophed,
Me wax it? Come on now you know that's what I pay people like you for.
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I've heard he done WAXED it!
Me wax it? Come on now you know that's what I pay people like you for.
paula,
Here I am talking about hot college girls getting naked and jumping in the lake and you come with this. You really need to get laid.
p.s. as a matter of fact I think i'll cruise over to the college housing and join the girls taking a dip after I close down the office this afternoon.
Edited, Jun 16th 2009 5:21pm by publiusvarus
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Jesus hates you.....
I'm serious. He thinks you're an utter cnut.
Good luck with the afterlife.
I'm serious. He thinks you're an utter cnut.
Good luck with the afterlife.
Here I am talking about hot college girls getting naked and jumping in the lake and you come with this. You really need to get laid.
p.s. as a matter of fact I think i'll cruise over to the college housing and join the girls taking a dip after I close down the office this afternoon.
Edited, Jun 16th 2009 5:21pm by publiusvarus
publiusvarus wrote:
Jophed,
Me wax it? Come on now you know that's what I pay people like you for.
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I've heard he done WAXED it!
Me wax it? Come on now you know that's what I pay people like you for.
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publiusvarus wrote:
Come on now you know that's what I pay people like you for.
Backpedal! BACKPEDAL!!!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Johped,
Go back to playing your little online video games. I'm sure that's so much more satisfying than what I have in mind.
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Wow. I'm jealous now. Varrus can get the toothless local girls out of their overalls. Do go on. This is a regular Chamber of Commerce commercial.
Go back to playing your little online video games. I'm sure that's so much more satisfying than what I have in mind.
Jophed,
So you're a fat as*. I knew it!
So you're a fat as*. I knew it!
why do you censor out ***? I'm confused.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Xarus,
Actually it's this one
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://azautooutlet.com/big/1N4BL11D65C370579-2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.trucksandimports.com/usedcar-print.asp%3FStockNumber%3DNB118&usg=__jI3e4xVYSXCOukWau3STygauXh4=&h=480&w=640&sz=114&hl=en&start=46&tbnid=hDnh7Lqz5V47OM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=137&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dblack%2B2005%2Baltima%2Bser%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN%26start%3D40
And yes it does go real fast real quick.
Actually it's this one
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://azautooutlet.com/big/1N4BL11D65C370579-2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.trucksandimports.com/usedcar-print.asp%3FStockNumber%3DNB118&usg=__jI3e4xVYSXCOukWau3STygauXh4=&h=480&w=640&sz=114&hl=en&start=46&tbnid=hDnh7Lqz5V47OM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=137&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dblack%2B2005%2Baltima%2Bser%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN%26start%3D40
And yes it does go real fast real quick.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Johped,
Well because playing video games are for children and adults who have no life.
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Well because playing video games are for children and adults who have no life.
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