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#27 May 27 2009 at 12:01 PM Rating: Good

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MentalFrog wrote:

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Jophiel wrote:

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Jophiel wrote:

Back in my day, it was a big deal when we could see this one girl's ~~white panties~~ankle in a yearbook photo. Kids these days.

More accurate.

Joke's on you. We had yearbook daguerreotypes, not photos.

That must've made yearbook recalls easier.

Jophiel was thrilled the day that Prudence Hawthorne flashed him her ankle during the fall Harvest ball and witch burning. That was the day he became a man...

What an ****.

Good thing that back then they burnt their unrepentant whores at the stake. Our society is too soft on ankle nudity these days.

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Seriously, what the f*ck nature?

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#28 May 27 2009 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good

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Is it just me or does it look like she was actually slightly pulling her dress up her thighs a bit to expose herself. $10 says she concocted this with her girlfriends and did it on a dare not expecting it to get blown up like this.

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#29 May 27 2009 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good

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RACK the daguerreotype reference by the way. Another $10 says 9 out of 10 of you had to Google what a daguerreotype is just to figure out what Jo was talking about.

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#30 May 27 2009 at 2:18 PM Rating: Good

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Totem wrote:

RACK the daguerreotype reference by the way. Another $10 says 9 out of 10 of you had to Google what a daguerreotype is just to figure out what Jo was talking about.

Totem

Well since my yearbook just used Silhouettes, you can send my $10 by pony express.

Actually my family has portraits of family, that go back before the civil war and there are a few Silhouettes among them. I will someday try to identify over 100 daguerreotypes to actual persons on my family tree, when they are release from my dad's estate.

edit as I'm not sure how I got nested quote of Totum's rack.

Edited, May 27th 2009 7:07pm by ElneClare

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#31 May 27 2009 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good

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Me and my coworkers were unintentional @#%^philes one night at a hotel pool.

It was dark and we were on the pool patio drinking outside the hotel. And what appeared to be a woman in a two piece and her little kid came out the side door to go swimming. So we all were checking her out. Took about five minutes and both of them stepping into the lighted area around the pool for us to realize that this was no woman. It was a girl and her younger brother, the girl was probably 13 or 14. And the old man sitting across the pool from us was her father.

We felt kinda dirty. We failed at depth perception that night.

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#32 May 27 2009 at 5:16 PM Rating: Good

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Pedophiles have lust after prepubescent types, not post-puberty minors. I think that's called a hebephile. It doesn't sound as dirty, goddamned hebephile.

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#33 May 27 2009 at 8:01 PM Rating: Good

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Why is there an insert of **** Cheney's face in that pic?

That's Angstycoder, our Admin who dislikes blurry images of teenage upskirts.

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#34 May 27 2009 at 10:16 PM Rating: Good

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"Hebephile?" Isn't that someone with a lech for Jews?
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#35 May 27 2009 at 11:11 PM Rating: Decent

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Warchief Annabella wrote:

Pedophiles have lust after prepubescent types, not post-puberty minors. I think that's called a hebephile. It doesn't sound as dirty, goddamned hebephile.

Hebephiles are those interested in the pubescent. Ephebophiles are after the jail bait.

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#36 May 27 2009 at 11:19 PM Rating: Good

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Back in high school, I flipped the double-fisted bird to the yearbook photo in a very prominent place on the bleachers. Somehow the morons hadn't noticed until the yearbooks were printed. Everybody freaked out about some stupid punk making a largely meaningless gesture. I ended up taking a week vacation from school for it, which was awesome.

What it shows, though, is the trend of anything even remotely obscene in a non-subtle way will cause an uproar, but the 7 pregnant girls, 3 guys with nosebleeds not looking at the camera, gang colors, and slutty outfits in the photo will be ignored or not even register.

Still, that picture is an excellent representation of my thoughts at the time.

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