Just back in blighty after 7 wonderful days in a luxurious resort with sunshine, kulcher, fine foods, bewz and much rumpy-pumpy.
Yesterday our flight was cancelled (techie probs) but we were sent to a 5* SPA where we had a suprise bonus 24hr vacation with awesome food and a free bar (hic).
So enuff 'bout me, ******** what teh fUck's been goin' on this last week?