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Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
all part of my evil plan!
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
all part of my evil plan!
Dastardly!
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Neither have I, assuming this is a true one.
It is true. Maybe it's all an elaborate "emperor's new clothes" thing and we're the only ones brave enough to admit we don't see them.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Once my roommate watched my cat watch television, as she often does and said that usually less intelligent cats think that the pictures on television are pictures of real moving things. More intelligent cats see them as a series of separate pictures on the screen. Now, I don't know if her claims were true or not. My cat isn't very smart. She's happy and sweet which is probably a good indication that she isn't smart but I don't know if that is why she likes watching television. Maybe the magic eye pictures function the same way, i.e. some people are too smart to see the picture and can only see the individual dots. But you know, that seems unlikely.
(Deep Thoughts)
Edited, May 27th 2009 9:22pm by Annabella
(Deep Thoughts)
Edited, May 27th 2009 9:22pm by Annabella
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Warchief Annabella wrote:
Maybe the magic eye pictures function the same way, i.e. some people are too smart to see the picture
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha False.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
It is true. Maybe it's all an elaborate "emperor's new clothes" thing and we're the only ones brave enough to admit we don't see them.
Maybe. I'm just happy that fad faded and people stopped shoving those fUCkin' things in my face.
"It's a row of ducklings, see? No? Move it closer to your face. Now move it away. No, like this. You don't see it? Try it a.... OMG you tore it up."
Maybe. I'm just happy that fad faded and people stopped shoving those fUCkin' things in my face.
"It's a row of ducklings, see? No? Move it closer to your face. Now move it away. No, like this. You don't see it? Try it a.... OMG you tore it up."
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I dig magic-eyes, but when I start looking at them, I get kinda mesmerized or something. I keep finding more to keep my vision from coming down from it's little trip. Then, when I finally stop, my eyes are whacked out for a couple mins.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
No one wants to take a second shot at me? /sigh
Zaikimaliki the Vile wrote:
No one wants to take a second shot at me? /sigh
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Zaikimaliki the Vile wrote:
No one wants to take a second shot at me? /sigh
Nice one. My 20th birthday was last month.
Nexa wrote:
Warchief Annabella wrote:
Maybe the magic eye pictures function the same way, i.e. some people are too smart to see the picture
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha False.
Nexa
ITT, we learn that Nexa sees sailing boats during fireworks display.
I have never ever been able to see anything in those magic pictures either, and I therefore agree with Anna's cat.
People think the magic eye art was an elaborate ruse or something? 
Yeah, what's with all the Magic Eye thing anyway?
Haha, there was an episode of Seinfeld about Magic Eye. 
It always applies to life.
It always applies to life.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Haha, there was an episode of Seinfeld about Magic Eye.
It always applies to life.
It always applies to life.
Seinfeld or the Magic Eye?
Also, isn't it the picture that's "magic", as opposed to the "eye". I agree that "Magic Picture" sounds a bit gay, but "Magic Eye" is a complete misnomer.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Haha, there was an episode of Seinfeld about Magic Eye.
It always applies to life.
It always applies to life.
Seinfeld or the Magic Eye?
Also, isn't it the picture that's "magic", as opposed to the "eye". I agree that "Magic Picture" sounds a bit gay, but "Magic Eye" is a complete misnomer.
And it was just a silly brand name.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
And it was just a silly brand name.
Yeah, well, we don't take too kindly to sillyness round these here parts.
I can alwqays see magic eye-pictures really easily.
But I'm easily led...
But I'm easily led...
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
9 Facts, 1 invention? Boring.
Reverse it.
1. My nipples can detect Woody Allen DVDs up to a distance of 18.7"
2. Donald Trump based his hairstyle on my armpits, and pays me a royalty of 8 cornflakes every Easter
3. The Korean War was a myth I invented to annoy my son's hairstylist
4. I once stood on one leg for over 5 seconds without any support, or subsequent injury
5. I have an exclusive, private collection of over 2,542 insects, which I keep on my car's front license plate
6. When I was 8 years old, I hid several farmyard implements in Prince Phillip's ****
7. Varus and I regularly have cyborz-ghey-buttsecks, and gbaji provides a running commentary
8. I am currently being offered bajillions of dollars for the movie-rights to a screenplay I wrote about the true existence of Dan Brown
9. I once wiped a booger on a sofa in No 10. Downing Street while the Prime Minister was asking me about my career.
10. My tooth is a registered British Monument
Reverse it.
1. My nipples can detect Woody Allen DVDs up to a distance of 18.7"
2. Donald Trump based his hairstyle on my armpits, and pays me a royalty of 8 cornflakes every Easter
3. The Korean War was a myth I invented to annoy my son's hairstylist
4. I once stood on one leg for over 5 seconds without any support, or subsequent injury
5. I have an exclusive, private collection of over 2,542 insects, which I keep on my car's front license plate
6. When I was 8 years old, I hid several farmyard implements in Prince Phillip's ****
7. Varus and I regularly have cyborz-ghey-buttsecks, and gbaji provides a running commentary
8. I am currently being offered bajillions of dollars for the movie-rights to a screenplay I wrote about the true existence of Dan Brown
9. I once wiped a booger on a sofa in No 10. Downing Street while the Prime Minister was asking me about my career.
10. My tooth is a registered British Monument
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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9. I once wiped a booger on a sofa in No 10. Downing Street while the Prime Minister was asking me about my career.
That one I sincerely hope.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
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4. I once stood on one leg for over 5 seconds without any support, or subsequent injury
Liar, you only put one faabrication in there after all.
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6. When I was 8 years old, I hid several farmyard implements in Prince Phillip's ****
The truth!
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
paulsol wrote:
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9. I once wiped a booger on a sofa in No 10. Downing Street while the Prime Minister was asking me about my career.
That one I sincerely hope.
Encouragingly, he's been there, and talked to him. So he might have done that. After insulting the chef.
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