niobia wrote:
Paul = 10
Nope. Airport hand-held metal detectors are my friend......
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- 10 Things about you...
10 Things about you...Follow
Paul = 10
Nope. Airport hand-held metal detectors are my friend......
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
paulsol wrote:
niobia wrote:
Paul = 10
Nope. Airport hand-held metal detectors are my friend......
my 2nd guess would be 3.
niobia wrote:
Nexa = 7
Varus = 2
Paul = 10
Varus = 2
Paul = 10
heh, I suspected it might take a while for people to get to that one but you're right, I've never been with a woman...good work!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
1. I won an award for bread making during my brief career as a baker.
2. I make up many non nonsensical nicknames for people close to me, that are nearly universally reviled by them.
3. I frequently eat entire watermelons in one sitting.
4. I have a near phobic fear of any sort of lotion or ointment, or really much of anything being on my skin that isn't intended to be washed off immediately, to the point where I'd rather have a sunburn than ever wear any sort of sunblock, and rather be bitten than wear insect repellent.
5. I despise and do not own any short sleeved shirts other than tee shirts.
6. When I consult, even for long periods of time, I leave nothing that I own on-site, even if I'm given an office. If I'm provided with something owned by the company I'm consulting for, I put it out of sight if at all possible, so that my office looks completely abandoned at the beginning and end of each day.
7. I am allergic to walnuts.
8. I was a nude figure model for Massart in the 90s.
9. I have lassoed bulls from a dirtbike while the bulls ran down a state highway.
10. I have never, once, been able to "see" a 'Magic Eye' picture.
2. I make up many non nonsensical nicknames for people close to me, that are nearly universally reviled by them.
3. I frequently eat entire watermelons in one sitting.
4. I have a near phobic fear of any sort of lotion or ointment, or really much of anything being on my skin that isn't intended to be washed off immediately, to the point where I'd rather have a sunburn than ever wear any sort of sunblock, and rather be bitten than wear insect repellent.
5. I despise and do not own any short sleeved shirts other than tee shirts.
6. When I consult, even for long periods of time, I leave nothing that I own on-site, even if I'm given an office. If I'm provided with something owned by the company I'm consulting for, I put it out of sight if at all possible, so that my office looks completely abandoned at the beginning and end of each day.
7. I am allergic to walnuts.
8. I was a nude figure model for Massart in the 90s.
9. I have lassoed bulls from a dirtbike while the bulls ran down a state highway.
10. I have never, once, been able to "see" a 'Magic Eye' picture.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Nexa wrote:
niobia wrote:
Nexa = 7
Varus = 2
Paul = 10
Varus = 2
Paul = 10
heh, I suspected it might take a while for people to get to that one but you're right, I've never been with a woman...good work!
Nexa
eh I've been reading your posts for ages hehe so it probably wasn't fair.
my guess for Smash is 3.
I'm calling false on 10.
I frequently do eat entire watermelons, and I have never been able to "get" a Magic Eye print.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I frequently do eat entire watermelons, and I have never been able to "get" a Magic Eye print.
the only thing I get from those magic eye prints is a headache...
publiusvarus wrote:
3. Have surfed in more than one hurricane
Hurricane :
Quote:
1. A severe tropical cyclone originating in the equatorial regions of the Atlantic Ocean or Caribbean Sea or eastern regions of the Pacific Ocean, traveling north, northwest, or northeast from its point of origin, and usually involving heavy rains.
2. A wind with a speed greater than 74 miles (119 kilometers) per hour, according to the Beaufort scale.
2. A wind with a speed greater than 74 miles (119 kilometers) per hour, according to the Beaufort scale.
Chasing the swell from tropical cyclones is the main reason for frequent cancelling of all my appointments every summer here in NZ. So, ummmmm, yeah, big deal on that...
...or do you mean that you surf in 70 mile and hour winds??
Either way, Im calling BS on #3
And yes Niobia
#3 was the right answer. I was 26...
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Elinda wrote:
Not bad. My BS is in Geology.
Well darn, and here I was hopeing for free aquarium keeping advice.
Arch Duke Kaolian Drachensborn, lvl 95 Ranger, Unrest Server
Tech support forum | FAQ (Support) | Mobile Zam: http://m.zam.com (Premium only)
Forum Rules
Tech support forum | FAQ (Support) | Mobile Zam: http://m.zam.com (Premium only)
Forum Rules
publiusvarus wrote:
7. Will crush anyone on this site at chess
No, you wouldn't.
Arch Duke Kaolian Drachensborn, lvl 95 Ranger, Unrest Server
Tech support forum | FAQ (Support) | Mobile Zam: http://m.zam.com (Premium only)
Forum Rules
Tech support forum | FAQ (Support) | Mobile Zam: http://m.zam.com (Premium only)
Forum Rules
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
7. Will crush anyone on this site at chess
No, you wouldn't.
I DEMAND A CAGE MATCH!
Will crush anyone on this site at chess
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
I was FIDE rated 1950 when I was 15. If we played 100,000 times, you'd lose 100,000 times. Amusing, though.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
1. I have never lost a game of Monopoly.
2. My nose was split open by a plastic dartboard when I was a child.
3. My eyebrow was split open by a cricket bat when I was fifteen.
4. Wordsworth and Edison are my two least favourite (generally liked) historical figures.
5. I have never been outside Europe.
6. On average, I have missed just over 40% of school days in secondary education.
7. I've read around a thousand books in my life.
8. I can't drive.
9. I have a booklet of insults on my desk.
10. Teal is my favourite colour.
2. My nose was split open by a plastic dartboard when I was a child.
3. My eyebrow was split open by a cricket bat when I was fifteen.
4. Wordsworth and Edison are my two least favourite (generally liked) historical figures.
5. I have never been outside Europe.
6. On average, I have missed just over 40% of school days in secondary education.
7. I've read around a thousand books in my life.
8. I can't drive.
9. I have a booklet of insults on my desk.
10. Teal is my favourite colour.
Smasharoo wrote:
Will crush anyone on this site at chess
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
I was FIDE rated 1950 when I was 15. If we played 100,000 times, you'd lose 100,000 times. Amusing, though.
01001001 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001011 01000101
You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
Forum FAQ
You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
Forum FAQ
Smash still plays like the best 15 year old chess player ever.
Oh, I'm far worse than I was at 15. There's still no chance someone who didn't study and play competitively could ever beat me.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Smash still plays like the best 15 year old chess player ever.
Oh, I'm far worse than I was at 15. There's still no chance someone who didn't study and play competitively could ever beat me.
01001001 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001011 01000101
You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
Forum FAQ
You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
Forum FAQ
Best I ever did was 6th place Washington State. Ranking's somewhere near 1800 give or take.
Arch Duke Kaolian Drachensborn, lvl 95 Ranger, Unrest Server
Tech support forum | FAQ (Support) | Mobile Zam: http://m.zam.com (Premium only)
Forum Rules
Tech support forum | FAQ (Support) | Mobile Zam: http://m.zam.com (Premium only)
Forum Rules
1. My hobby is cooking.
2. I grew up without a TV
3. I was born in Bangladesh
4. I'm an engineer
5. I've had trouble at the border due to my Birth Place
6. I lived in Amsterdam for a year after I graduated high school
7. I know the answer
8. I just lost the game
9. I was attacked by an entire hive of wasps once
10. I can frolic in poison ivy.
2. I grew up without a TV
3. I was born in Bangladesh
4. I'm an engineer
5. I've had trouble at the border due to my Birth Place
6. I lived in Amsterdam for a year after I graduated high school
7. I know the answer
8. I just lost the game
9. I was attacked by an entire hive of wasps once
10. I can frolic in poison ivy.
01001001 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001011 01000101
You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
Forum FAQ
You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
Forum FAQ
Xsarus wrote:
1. My hobby is cooking.
2. I grew up without a TV
3. I was born in Bangladesh
4. I'm an engineer
5. I've had trouble at the border due to my Birth Place
6. I lived in Amsterdam for a year after I graduated high school
7. I know the answer
8. I just lost the game
9. I was attacked by an entire hive of wasps once
10. I can frolic in poison ivy.
2. I grew up without a TV
3. I was born in Bangladesh
4. I'm an engineer
5. I've had trouble at the border due to my Birth Place
6. I lived in Amsterdam for a year after I graduated high school
7. I know the answer
8. I just lost the game
9. I was attacked by an entire hive of wasps once
10. I can frolic in poison ivy.
9. The stingerless drones, Sessile queen and immature grubs could not have attacked.
Arch Duke Kaolian Drachensborn, lvl 95 Ranger, Unrest Server
Tech support forum | FAQ (Support) | Mobile Zam: http://m.zam.com (Premium only)
Forum Rules
Tech support forum | FAQ (Support) | Mobile Zam: http://m.zam.com (Premium only)
Forum Rules
Smasharoo wrote:
1. I won an award for bread making during my brief career as a baker.
2. I make up many non nonsensical nicknames for people close to me, that are nearly universally reviled by them.
3. I frequently eat entire watermelons in one sitting.
4. I have a near phobic fear of any sort of lotion or ointment, or really much of anything being on my skin that isn't intended to be washed off immediately, to the point where I'd rather have a sunburn than ever wear any sort of sunblock, and rather be bitten than wear insect repellent.
5. I despise and do not own any short sleeved shirts other than tee shirts.
6. When I consult, even for long periods of time, I leave nothing that I own on-site, even if I'm given an office. If I'm provided with something owned by the company I'm consulting for, I put it out of sight if at all possible, so that my office looks completely abandoned at the beginning and end of each day.
7. I am allergic to walnuts.
8. I was a nude figure model for Massart in the 90s.
9. I have lassoed bulls from a dirtbike while the bulls ran down a state highway.
10. I have never, once, been able to "see" a 'Magic Eye' picture.
2. I make up many non nonsensical nicknames for people close to me, that are nearly universally reviled by them.
3. I frequently eat entire watermelons in one sitting.
4. I have a near phobic fear of any sort of lotion or ointment, or really much of anything being on my skin that isn't intended to be washed off immediately, to the point where I'd rather have a sunburn than ever wear any sort of sunblock, and rather be bitten than wear insect repellent.
5. I despise and do not own any short sleeved shirts other than tee shirts.
6. When I consult, even for long periods of time, I leave nothing that I own on-site, even if I'm given an office. If I'm provided with something owned by the company I'm consulting for, I put it out of sight if at all possible, so that my office looks completely abandoned at the beginning and end of each day.
7. I am allergic to walnuts.
8. I was a nude figure model for Massart in the 90s.
9. I have lassoed bulls from a dirtbike while the bulls ran down a state highway.
10. I have never, once, been able to "see" a 'Magic Eye' picture.
It's a sailboat.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
10. I have never, once, been able to "see" a 'Magic Eye' picture.
Neither have I, assuming this is a true one.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Instantchess.com
the names varus...I will own your as*
the names varus...I will own your as*
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
9. The stingerless drones, Sessile queen and immature grubs could not have attacked.
varrus, chesshere.com seems way better then that horrible instantchess site.
Edited, May 27th 2009 9:04am by Xsarus
01001001 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001011 01000101
You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
Forum FAQ
You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
Forum FAQ
Fasarichess is the best chess game, you guys are all in denial. It has the best graphics, the best animations and it's the only chess game that really keeps the roleplayers out.
Recent Visitors: 667
All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (667)
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- 10 Things about you...
© 2024 Fanbyte LLC