Random Onset Crushing Depression. I'm trademarking it, you've seen it here first folks.
I'm going to sell the name to Pfizer.
As an aside: don't you just hate it?
Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I almost crushed my hand underneath a Robot while I was moving it around a couple weeks ago. It's a bad idea to use your hand to see how much space is between a part and a conveyor belt, and then move the robot closer to the conveyor belt.
I kinda froze as my hand sat there trapped between the robot and the belt. I had to think carefully about what direction I needed to press in order to not crush my fingers.
I kinda froze as my hand sat there trapped between the robot and the belt. I had to think carefully about what direction I needed to press in order to not crush my fingers.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
TirithRR wrote:
I almost crushed my hand underneath a Robot while I was moving it around a couple weeks ago. It's a bad idea to use your hand to see how much space is between a part and a conveyor belt, and then move the robot closer to the conveyor belt.
I kinda froze as my hand sat there trapped between the robot and the belt. I had to think carefully about what direction I needed to press in order to not crush my fingers.
I kinda froze as my hand sat there trapped between the robot and the belt. I had to think carefully about what direction I needed to press in order to not crush my fingers.
I'm uncertain that would fit in the definition of "random" but would likely be depressing.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
I almost crushed my hand underneath a Robot while I was moving it around a couple weeks ago. It's a bad idea to use your hand to see how much space is between a part and a conveyor belt, and then move the robot closer to the conveyor belt.
I kinda froze as my hand sat there trapped between the robot and the belt. I had to think carefully about what direction I needed to press in order to not crush my fingers.
I kinda froze as my hand sat there trapped between the robot and the belt. I had to think carefully about what direction I needed to press in order to not crush my fingers.
I'm uncertain that would fit in the definition of "random" but would likely be depressing.
Nexa
Once at a warehouse party there was a dance circle. I was intoxicated and so I bravely decided to jump in. My signature move is the robot. Apparently it was bad because the circle dispersed. I spent the rest of the night by myself waiting for my friends to want to go home.
So, what about the current state of the world can be depressing? Everything is going so swimmingly.
I'm sure this was asked before, but how did the word "Swimmingly" come to mean "good"?
I'm sure this was asked before, but how did the word "Swimmingly" come to mean "good"?
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Nexa wrote:
Random Onset Crushing Depression. I'm trademarking it, you've seen it here first folks.
I'm going to sell the name to Pfizer.
As an aside: don't you just hate it?
Nexa
I'm going to sell the name to Pfizer.
As an aside: don't you just hate it?
Nexa
How much will you charge me to use it? I'm not feeling it right now, but I have before, and I'm sure I will again.
TirithRR wrote:
So, what about the current state of the world can be depressing? Everything is going so swimmingly.
I'm sure this was asked before, but how did the word "Swimmingly" come to mean "good"?
I'm sure this was asked before, but how did the word "Swimmingly" come to mean "good"?
I've no actual idea, but I'd imagine because fish look relatively care-free.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
TirithRR wrote:
I'm sure this was asked before, but how did the word "Swimmingly" come to mean "good"?
Swimming through water was smoother travel than other means.
Nadenu wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Random Onset Crushing Depression. I'm trademarking it, you've seen it here first folks.
I'm going to sell the name to Pfizer.
As an aside: don't you just hate it?
Nexa
I'm going to sell the name to Pfizer.
As an aside: don't you just hate it?
Nexa
How much will you charge me to use it? I'm not feeling it right now, but I have before, and I'm sure I will again.
One glass of fresh sangria.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Random Onset Crushing Depression. I'm trademarking it, you've seen it here first folks.
I'm going to sell the name to Pfizer.
As an aside: don't you just hate it?
Nexa
I'm going to sell the name to Pfizer.
As an aside: don't you just hate it?
Nexa
How much will you charge me to use it? I'm not feeling it right now, but I have before, and I'm sure I will again.
One glass of fresh sangria.
Nexa
I make kick-*** homemade sangria. You're on, girlie.
Nadenu wrote:
I make kick-*** homemade sangria. You're on, girlie.
Do you make homemade drink umbrellas?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
I make kick-*** homemade sangria. You're on, girlie.
Do you make homemade drink umbrellas?
Nexa
Sort of. I steal them from my son's gerbils.
Nadenu wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
I make kick-*** homemade sangria. You're on, girlie.
Do you make homemade drink umbrellas?
Nexa
Sort of. I steal them from my son's gerbils.
Only you would have alcoholic gerbils.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
They're social drinkers. And they're very social.
Nexa wrote:
Random Onset Crushing Depression. I'm trademarking it, you've seen it here first folks.
I'm going to sell the name to Pfizer.
As an aside: don't you just hate it?
Nexa
I'm going to sell the name to Pfizer.
As an aside: don't you just hate it?
Nexa
Yes. Yes, I do, and even moreso now because I should have trademarked it twenty years ago.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
That **** happens to me all the time.
Nexa wrote:
Random Onset Crushing Depression. I'm trademarking it, you've seen it here first folks.
I'm going to sell the name to Pfizer.
As an aside: don't you just hate it?
Nexa
I'm going to sell the name to Pfizer.
As an aside: don't you just hate it?
Nexa
If it gets me time of work, I'll take it.
I'm pretty sure ROCD happened to me yesterday after I slammed my finger in the door. I was having a pretty good day one minute, the next minute I was hollering obscenities loud enough for my kids to hear me through the door.
And then I was pissy all afternoon. :(
And then I was pissy all afternoon. :(
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I usually attribute it to hormones.
I mean I know it's a tough life but that constant ******** just gets to me sometimes.
I mean I know it's a tough life but that constant ******** just gets to me sometimes.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I had to take yesterday off from work because the place annoyed me and I had cramps. Non-random however.
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Sex, drugs and rock & roll.
Ahkuraj wrote:
Sex, drugs and rock & roll.
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