fatalillusiontw wrote:
Mindel wrote:
catwho the Pest wrote:
I hate kids. People tell me:
"It's different when they're your own!"
And then I read stories like this and know they are dead wrong.
"It's different when they're your own!"
And then I read stories like this and know they are dead wrong.
Have to say, that made me laugh . There have been plenty of tricky times where I would have loved to just walk away from being a parent for a few days . Have to say though, never considered actually killing the little demon yet though :)
The fact that I'm vocal about my avoidance of parenthood often leads to irritating conversations with people, though. One coworker of mine spent the better part of an hour trying to convince me that, no, my opinion is incorrect and that deep down I really do want to be a mom. I said, there's no way I'd ever have a child, to which she responded, "But what if you got pregnant by accident?" Well, Petunia, I don't generally sleep with men, and if by some miracle a flock of errant sperm managed to infiltrate Planet Fallopia, that doesn't mean I have to carry the kid to term. This earned me a patented Shocked Parent Look, and a thankful respite from her womb-badgering.
Fact is, the one scare I ever did have left me feeling a little glum and disappointed when it turned out to be a false alarm. Imagine how much rabid feminist street cred a visit to Dr. Hoover would have bought me?