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#52 May 18 2009 at 5:07 PM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:

In Hebrew an extra squiggle above or below a word can radically change its meaning.


Like the bit about the virgin birth?

Where almah (young woman) was mistranslated (300 years later) to bethulah (virgin) by some greek scholars and now a gazillion people base their beliefs around that 'fact'. I did read somewhere that when this mistranslation was pointed out to the Vatican not that long ago (the '60's??) they got very shirty and suppressed it as best they could.

As far as Koran versus Bible goes tho, I would suggest that the (one of the) big problem with the Koran is that because it is believed to be the infallible word of Allah, then it cannot 'evolve', and the (one of the) problem with Bible is that there are so many contradictions and questionable translations that it can be used to justify any belief/behaviour that an individual wants.

Yeah, yeah, I know that those two things are opposites of each other and as such cant both be wrong, but if i said that they are both the tools that have been used to manipulate the masses behaviour for the benefits of the few for centuries, and that you'd have to be a gullible **** to think that the path to enlightenment lies inside the covers of a book written by humans, then everybody would excoriate me for pointing out that emperor has no pants on and his knobs waggling about in full view. Again.

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#53 May 18 2009 at 6:32 PM Rating: Decent
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gbaji wrote:
Which is presumably exactly why the argument that you should read the Koran in Arabic is made. I wouldn't use the term "impossible" to refer to translations, but there's certainly some argument to be made that you'll get a more correct meaning if you read it in the language it was written in.


That's what I thought. You want to study the Koran, you get it in Arabic. You want to believe in the Koran, you pick up a copy in English, pray five times a day and visit Mecca.
#54 May 18 2009 at 8:52 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, yeah, I know that those two things are opposites of each other and as such cant both be wrong, but if i said that they are both the tools that have been used to manipulate the masses behaviour for the benefits of the few for centuries, and that you'd have to be a gullible **** to think that the path to enlightenment lies inside the covers of a book written by humans, then everybody would excoriate me for pointing out that emperor has no pants on and his knobs waggling about in full view. Again.



Jesus fUcking Christ, could you possibly come up with a more original argument? With critical thinking like that, I bet you could convince the people of the fUcking world to abandon religion within six months. Atheists are such motherfUcking geniuses. They say sh*t in a regular basis that no one ever thought before.

Edited, May 19th 2009 12:53am by Annabella
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#55 May 18 2009 at 9:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Paulsol should be bant from all religious threads for being so fucking boring.
#56 May 18 2009 at 9:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Atheists are such ************* geniuses. They say sh*t in a regular basis that no one ever thought before.


I'm not sure if I'm convinced he's an atheist. I saw hints of new age spirituality in that paragraph. I have no recollection though of what paulsol might have previously identified as.
#57 May 18 2009 at 9:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Atheists are such mother@#%^ing geniuses. They say sh*t in a regular basis that no one ever thought before.


I'm not sure if I'm convinced he's an atheist. I saw hints of new age spirituality in that paragraph. I have no recollection though of what paulsol might have previously identified as.


I personally think he's been brainwashed to hate the Pope.
#58 May 18 2009 at 9:40 PM Rating: Good
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Pope palpatine or the pope in general?
#59 May 18 2009 at 9:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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paulsol wrote:
I did read somewhere that when this mistranslation was pointed out to the Vatican not that long ago (the '60's??) they got very shirty and suppressed it as best they could.
I hope this was some sort of failed joke. Debate on the intended meaning of almah in Isaiah goes back to the dawn of Christianity.

Edited, May 19th 2009 12:46am by Jophiel
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#60 May 18 2009 at 9:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
Pope palpatine or the pope in general?


I hypothesise that his hate is focussed on the hat itself and not the person wearing it.

Edited, May 19th 2009 5:52am by zepoodle
#61 May 18 2009 at 11:10 PM Rating: Good
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Jesus ******* Christ, could you possibly come up with a more original argument? With critical thinking like that, I bet you could convince the people of the ******* world to abandon religion within six months. Atheists are such ************* geniuses. They say sh*t in a regular basis that no one ever thought before.


Stop trying to control him and what he says with your religion, Anna.
#62 May 18 2009 at 11:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Anna is simply dismissing Paulsol's views.
#63 May 19 2009 at 12:00 AM Rating: Decent
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paulsol wrote:
gbaji wrote:

In Hebrew an extra squiggle above or below a word can radically change its meaning.


Like the bit about the virgin birth?

Where almah (young woman) was mistranslated (300 years later) to bethulah (virgin) by some greek scholars and now a gazillion people base their beliefs around that 'fact'. I did read somewhere that when this mistranslation was pointed out to the Vatican not that long ago (the '60's??) they got very shirty and suppressed it as best they could.

As far as Koran versus Bible goes tho, I would suggest that the (one of the) big problem with the Koran is that because it is believed to be the infallible word of Allah, then it cannot 'evolve', and the (one of the) problem with Bible is that there are so many contradictions and questionable translations that it can be used to justify any belief/behaviour that an individual wants.

Yeah, yeah, I know that those two things are opposites of each other and as such cant both be wrong, but if i said that they are both the tools that have been used to manipulate the masses behaviour for the benefits of the few for centuries, and that you'd have to be a gullible **** to think that the path to enlightenment lies inside the covers of a book written by humans, then everybody would excoriate me for pointing out that emperor has no pants on and his knobs waggling about in full view. Again.

Smiley: rolleyes


So it's all rubbish then? Well at least we have a definitive answer now, thanks for clearing that up.
#64 May 19 2009 at 12:51 AM Rating: Good
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Warchief Annabella wrote:




Jesus fUcking Christ, could you possibly come up with a more original argument? With critical thinking like that, I bet you could convince the people of the fUcking world to abandon religion within six months. Atheists are such motherfUcking geniuses. They say sh*t in a regular basis that no one ever thought before.


Its all been said a zillion times before in every concievable variation imaginable.

You believer types will continue to argue and fight and kill each other to 'prove' wich of your 'Gods' is real and wich of your Gods is a made up fantasy.

Meanwhile the rest of us will continue doing what we feel is right (or wrong) and the great chaotic/mathematically astounding/rythmic/strangely attractive universe will continue to exist and do its thing whilst blowing enquiring minds everywhere.

And should I get an urge to apply some critical thinking to a subject, the merits or otherwise of a modern day need to cling to one collection of medievel superstitions as opposed to the other will be waaay down on the list of my priorities.

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#65 May 19 2009 at 1:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Anna is simply dismissing Paulsol's views.


And vice versa Smiley: thumbsup
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paulsol wrote:
You believer types will continue to argue and fight and kill each other to 'prove' wich of your 'Gods' is real and wich of your Gods is a made up fantasy.


Pot to Kettle:

YOU ARE BLACK.
#67 May 19 2009 at 2:51 AM Rating: Good
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Jesus @#%^ing Christ, could you possibly come up with a more original argument? With critical thinking like that, I bet you could convince the people of the @#%^ing world to abandon religion within six months. Atheists are such mother@#%^ing geniuses. They say sh*t in a regular basis that no one ever thought before.


Stop trying to control him and what he says with your religion, Anna.


Don't you know,I just want to infect him with the blood of Jesus? I want to give him Jesus-Aids. But hey man, he's way too much of a critical thinker to ever fall for my shenanigans. Zounds and Gazooks. Smiley: mad



Edited, May 19th 2009 6:58am by Annabella
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They said in boast, "We killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah"; but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no certain knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not.


Well there goes the voice of reason and clarity stuffing up my argument again.
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#70 May 19 2009 at 3:30 AM Rating: Decent
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kelvinprera wrote:
They said in boast, "We killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah"; but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no certain knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not.


Anna's sock says what?
#71 May 19 2009 at 3:32 AM Rating: Good
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kelvinprera wrote:
They said in boast, "We killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah"; but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no certain knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not.


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Well there goes the voice of reason and clarity stuffing up my argument again.


And I'm not going to waste any more 'do's from now on!
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#72 May 19 2009 at 3:50 AM Rating: Good
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kelvinprera wrote:
They said in boast, "We killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah"; but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no certain knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not.


Anna's sock says what?


My socks would only use Fahrenheit because I'm American. FUck yeah!
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#73 May 19 2009 at 6:20 AM Rating: Good
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paulsol wrote:
Where almah (young woman) was mistranslated (300 years later) to bethulah (virgin) by some greek scholars and now a gazillion people base their beliefs around that 'fact'. I did read somewhere that when this mistranslation was pointed out to the Vatican not that long ago (the '60's??) they got very shirty and suppressed it as best they could.
You really shouldn't talk about things you know nothing about.

The young women reference you're talking about is in the old testament and it can refer to a virgin but doesn't have to. I believe the context points in that direction though. This is not a surprise, and everyone has always known this. There was no conspiracy to keep it hushed up.

The reason Christians generally believe in the virgin birth is because the new testament describes it as such.

As the prophecy pointed to a messiah, and Jesus was the messiah, it makes sense to take the old testament as meaning virgin, but it's really not that important.
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#74 May 19 2009 at 6:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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My understanding (and I'm no Hebrew scholar) is that "bethulah" straight up means "virgin" whereas "almah" is more of a dual-purpose word like "maiden".

If I was to make an off the cuff defense for almah potentially meaning virgin in context, I'd note that Luke was probably written around 100 AD. If the story was presented that Jesus was born of a virgin, it would be because the Jewish people who were the primary early converts to Christianity expected a Messiah who was born of a virgin, especially since they were relying on prophetic scripture to support Jesus' claims. Otherwise, you'd have a case where someone was saying "He was born of a virgin just like it claimed he would be here!" and a bunch of potential converts saying "That's not what it says, dipshit."

Matthew was probably written a few decades before Luke and, while not as explicit, makes mention that Mary became pregnant by the Holy Spirit and Joseph first thought to divorce her for adultry presumably because she was supposed to be a virgin (it says he had not yet laid with her). It directly presents the passage in Isaiah as evidence of Jesus' divine origins. So it seems apparent that, from the start, Christianity's initial audience was intended to be Jews who expected a virgin birth. Not all Jews agreed with that meaning of the word but a substantial enough number of them did to sign onto the Annunciation theology.

If you accept the notion that both Luke and Matthew derive from a common Q gospel, the case goes even deeper than that. In any event, both authors likely wrote what was already commonly held as doctrine (that Jesus was born of a virgin) rather than creating new doctrine out of whole cloth.

Edited, May 19th 2009 10:30am by Jophiel
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Xsarus wrote:
This is not a surprise, and everyone has always known this. There was no conspiracy to keep it hushed up.
I think Paulsol gets his theology from Dan Brown novels.
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#76 May 19 2009 at 7:10 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Xsarus wrote:
This is not a surprise, and everyone has always known this. There was no conspiracy to keep it hushed up.
I think Paulsol gets his theology from Dan Brown novels.


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