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#1 May 14 2009 at 2:43 PM Rating: Decent
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LONDON (Reuters) – A sexually suggestive Venus figurine with oversized breasts and thighs dates back at least 35,000 years and shows ancient humans had sex on their minds, researchers said Wednesday.

The 60-millimetre-long figurine may be the oldest piece of its kind yet discovered and suggests Palaeolithic art was far more complex than many had thought, Nicholas Conard of Tubingen University in Germany wrote in the journal Nature.

Radiocarbon dating indicates the figure excavated from an archaeological dig in southern Germany, near the Danube valley, was at least 35,000 years old, the researchers said.

"The discovery predates the well-known Venuses from the Gravettian culture by at least 5,000 years and radically changes our views of the context and meaning of the earliest Palaeolithic art," Conard wrote.

"Before this discovery ... female imagery was entirely unknown."

The figurine's enlarged breasts, bloated belly and thighs also make clear that sexual symbolism was alive and well tens of thousand of years ago, Paul Mellars of the University of Cambridge, wrote in a commentary.

"The feature of the newly discovered figure that will undoubtedly command most attention is its explicitly, almost aggressively, sexual nature, focused on the sexual characteristics of the female form," he wrote.

"Whichever way one views these representations, it is clear that the sexually symbolic dimension in European (and indeed worldwide) art has a long ancestry in the evolution of our species."

(Reporting by Michael Kahn; Editing by Julie Steenhuysen)


So even 35,000 years ago, Sex was at the forefront of our ancestors minds.

Damnit knew I forgot a word in there. Must have been the sex. Thank you for pointing that out.

Edited, May 14th 2009 10:53pm by KryjeckI
#2 May 14 2009 at 2:45 PM Rating: Good
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So even 35,000 years ago, Sex was at the forefront of our ancestors.


Really? That was your conclusion from the article?
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Yowzah. So TITS or GTFO has been the theme for 35000 years.

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#5 May 14 2009 at 3:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Looks like they had Macky D's and Colonel Saunders back then too judging by the shape of them.
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#6 May 14 2009 at 3:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Looks like they had Macky D's and Colonel Saunders back then too judging by the shape of them.
Col. Sanders. He's probably rolling in 11 herbs and spices in his grave right now.
#7 May 14 2009 at 3:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Looks like they didn't get much head.
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Col. Sanders. He's probably rolling in 11 herbs and spices in his grave right now.


Slithering about in a bucket full of grease and chicken 'product' you mean?
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#9 May 14 2009 at 3:26 PM Rating: Excellent
I have the sudden urge to go reread the Clan of the Cavebear series again.
#10 May 14 2009 at 3:30 PM Rating: Good
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A tie in with the Gillette Venus shaver might be a good idea.

Modern Day Venuses don't need to cope with razorburn.
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I have the sudden urge to go reread the Clan of the Cavebear series again.


You know, I never really thought about it before but the first time I read this I was ten (I remember this clearly because my mother was furious when she found me 9/10ths of the way through it and told me that it was NOT appropriate material for a 10 year old to be reading), and I can only imagine that as my first exposure to any sort of sexual narrative, it can't have been particular helpful to my development of sexual understanding...especially since it was not discussed in my household at all. hmm, now that I think of it, the next sex-scene type thing I read was in King's the Shining where Jack fantasizes about hurting his wife while they're having sex.

How did I not get into BDSM?

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How did I not get into BDSM?


Bangor is a hot spot of self-abuse.
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#14 May 14 2009 at 4:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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#15 May 14 2009 at 5:45 PM Rating: Default
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Well, fucking duh. Of course they were thinking about sex. This is absolutely nothing new.
#16 May 14 2009 at 8:58 PM Rating: Good
That doesn't look like Venus.

How the hell can the archeologists tell that it's supposed to be Venus & not a fat chick?
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#17 May 14 2009 at 9:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, fucking duh. Of course they were thinking about sex. This is absolutely nothing new.

Yeah, it sounds like an Onion headline.

"Primitive Man Contemplated Sex Instead of Quantum Mechanics, Archaeologists Baffled"
#18 May 15 2009 at 1:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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That doesn't look like Venus.

How the hell can the archaeologists tell that it's supposed to be Venus & not a fat chick?


the location and time period it's from, would be a major factor in how to decide if it was a Venus, or fat chick. Back then, skinny was the last thing you wanted in the woman (child by our standards) to be the mother of your offspring.

Fetish symbols even today will enlarge the sexual organs beyond normal size. Breast implants and the super sized dido's for example.

ps. goggle spell check corrected your spelling of archaeologists.
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#19 May 15 2009 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good
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Omegavegeta wrote:
That doesn't look like Venus.

How the hell can the archeologists tell that it's supposed to be Venus & not a fat chick?

I was wondering too, how it could be called a "Venus" when it predates the Ancient Roman and Greek civilizations by about 30,000 years.

But it turns out that "Venus figurine" is a generic term used by archaeologists.

#20 May 16 2009 at 12:12 AM Rating: Decent
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I was wondering too, how it could be called a "Venus" when it predates the Ancient Roman and Greek civilizations by about 30,000 years.

But it turns out that "Venus figurine" is a generic term used by archaeologists.


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#21 May 24 2009 at 11:10 PM Rating: Default
Double post is double post, the Cake is a lie!!

Edited, May 25th 2009 7:13am by Soulrunner
#22REDACTED, Posted: May 24 2009 at 11:12 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Thats a Pagan Fertility idol, Read more Divinci Code!!! I swear the media is completely retarded.
#23 May 24 2009 at 11:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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Soulrunner the Vile wrote:
Thats a Pagan Fertility idol, Read more Divinci Code!!! I swear the media is completely retarded.
Based on my limited evaluation of your posting persona, I can't yet rule out the possibility of this not being sarcasm.




Edited, May 25th 2009 2:59am by trickybeck
#24REDACTED, Posted: May 25 2009 at 10:57 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) That is a pagan fertility idol, people really should read more books, and yes the Media really is retarded. Sarcasm free post and no i'm not a bit happy about it.
#25 May 26 2009 at 5:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Soulrunner the Vile wrote:
That is a pagan fertility idol,
This was my first thought after seeing the image.

Large breasts and thighs?? Sound like idol baby-making and raising characteristics.
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#26 May 26 2009 at 12:51 PM Rating: Good
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That is a pagan fertility idol, people really should read more books, and yes the Media really is retarded.


You knew it was a Pagan fertility idol because of Dan Brown? And you're suggesting that people read more books after you reference The DaVinci Code??

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