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I'm a lion rancher. It's a bit like badger ranching, only you ride a bigger horse and exude twice as much manliness per pore. I once wrestled a lion into submission with my bear hands (I had an operation a while back... it's complicated). Ever since then I've been known as the Supreme Lionator. Feel free to use this title when addressing me.
Kavekk wrote:
I'm a lion rancher. It's a bit like badger ranching, only you ride a bigger horse and exude twice as much manliness per pore. I once wrestled a lion into submission with my bear hands (I had an operation a while back... it's complicated). Ever since then I've been known as the Supreme Lionator. Feel free to use this title when addressing me.
I always figured you were a rancher for the cows used to make those Jack in the Box mini burgers.
Kavekk wrote:
my bear hands (I had an operation a while back... it's complicated).
You should have left the claws intact. Then you could say, "I used a couple of danishes to subdue the suspect."
I design websites, it's dull, tedious and doesn't impress women in the slightest.
I used to be in the police. Sometimes I wish I'd stayed.
I used to be in the police. Sometimes I wish I'd stayed.
I'm professionally underpaid, as a career.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I'm servant to two merciless dictators.
It. Never. Ends.
It. Never. Ends.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I used to be in graphic design for a local newspaper. But the newspaper industry isn't doing so great around here now, so I got the boot. Now I'm serving/tending bar at the Country Club here and actually making more money. Go figure.
Tare wrote:
I'm servant to two merciless dictators.
It. Never. Ends.
It. Never. Ends.
I share your pain. Although, #2 won't be making his royal arrival till August. Outside of that, I am a college student; I live a vanilla life
grammarz, can't count pages
Edited, May 15th 2009 6:24am by niobia
Edited, May 15th 2009 6:25am by niobia
Edited, May 15th 2009 6:25am by niobia
Kavekk wrote:
I'm a lion rancher. It's a bit like badger ranching, only you ride a bigger horse and exude twice as much manliness per pore. I once wrestled a lion into submission with my bear hands (I had an operation a while back... it's complicated). Ever since then I've been known as the Supreme Lionator. Feel free to use this title when addressing me.
Somebody's lion.
I make another site go, now.
Do what now?
I make another site go, now.
Nexa would like to speak to you about the absurdity of requiring a subscription to see who's starring in movies in 2010.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I make another site go, now.
Nexa would like to speak to you about the absurdity of requiring a subscription to see who's starring in movies in 2010.
Hey, we gotta do something to get people to sign up for Pro accounts.
You can blame me for doubling the amount of Pro teaser ads though =P
Do what now?
Hey, we gotta do something to get people to wget all of the individual pages for movies come out in 2010 and reconstruct the links locally.
Mission Accomplished!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Hey, we gotta do something to get people to wget all of the individual pages for movies come out in 2010 and reconstruct the links locally.
Mission Accomplished!
Well, you miss out on the production notes and contact info, which is the main reason for them to be on Pro.. so that aspiring actors, etc, can spam the people making the movie with resumes!
Which, by the way, you can also buy from IMDb!
Do what now?
Well, you miss out on the production notes and contact info, which is the main reason for them to be on Pro.
I agree, it's a reason that makes sense, that someone might actually be inclined to pay money for. To see who's been cast in The Road....not so much.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Danalog the Former Programmer wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Hey, we gotta do something to get people to wget all of the individual pages for movies come out in 2010 and reconstruct the links locally.
Mission Accomplished!
Well, you miss out on the production notes and contact info, which is the main reason for them to be on Pro.. so that aspiring actors, etc, can spam the people making the movie with resumes!
Which, by the way, you can also buy from IMDb!
Whoah you work for IMDB. I was just asking in another thread where the heck you were. How do I get myself off of there?
Tare wrote:
I'm servant to two merciless dictators.
It. Never. Ends.
It. Never. Ends.
I thought that was just a throwaway joke and didn't catch it as a motherhood reference until niobia posted.
Nobby wrote:
I imagine anyone whose role is 'estimator' spends much time sucking their teeth, shaking their head in a disconcerting way, and avoiding direct eye contact.
And the phrase "You're not going to like this" is probably something you use a lot.
And the phrase "You're not going to like this" is probably something you use a lot.
(In bed...)
Danalog the Former Programmer wrote:
You can blame me for doubling the amount of Pro teaser ads though =P
Haet you.
trickybeck wrote:
Tare wrote:
I'm servant to two merciless dictators.
It. Never. Ends.
It. Never. Ends.
I thought that was just a throwaway joke and didn't catch it as a motherhood reference until niobia posted.
I did.
My reply: "You love them and you know it."
Aripyanfar wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Tare wrote:
I'm servant to two merciless dictators.
It. Never. Ends.
It. Never. Ends.
I thought that was just a throwaway joke and didn't catch it as a motherhood reference until niobia posted.
I did.
My reply: "You love them and you know it."
Indeed. :)
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Tare wrote:
I'm servant to two merciless dictators.
It. Never. Ends.
It. Never. Ends.
I thought that was just a throwaway joke and didn't catch it as a motherhood reference until niobia posted.
I did.
My reply: "You love them and you know it."
Indeed. :)
(I think you're supposed to give him a cookie now.)
Tare wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Tare wrote:
I'm servant to two merciless dictators.
It. Never. Ends.
It. Never. Ends.
I thought that was just a throwaway joke and didn't catch it as a motherhood reference until niobia posted.
I did.
My reply: "You love them and you know it."
Indeed. :)
Just as I typed that I looked up from the screen and saw Jack feeding his Mr. Potatohead toast and Mia pulling the cat's tail.
Good times, good times.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Just as I typed that I looked up from the screen and saw Jack feeding his Mr. Potatohead toast and Mia pulling the cat's tail.
Good times, good times.
Speaking of - one year I got my sister a Darth Tater for Christmas.
I giggled.
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