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#1 May 14 2009 at 9:42 AM Rating: Good
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An interesting publication ... Polish sex guide

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A Polish Catholic priest has published a book which provides married couples with a theological and practical guide to spicing up their sex lives.

In his book, Sex as you don't know it: for married couples who love God, Father Ksawery Knotz aims to sweep away the strait-laced attitudes many hold.

Sex in marriage, the Franciscan friar explains, should not be boring but "saucy, surprising and fantasy packed".


So, who knows some Polish? Smiley: grin
#2 May 14 2009 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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All I know is that they seem to have an inordinate amount of problems with light bulb installation.
#3 May 14 2009 at 9:58 AM Rating: Decent
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Sex in marriage, the Franciscan friar explains, should not be boring but "saucy, surprising and fantasy packed".
Joph was the inspiration for this book. I'm sure of it.
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#4 May 14 2009 at 10:00 AM Rating: Decent
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#5 May 14 2009 at 10:07 AM Rating: Good
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Pretty cool that many aspects/sects of the catholic church are stepping in to the 21st century on a myriad of issues like this. I gotta ask though, what does a Franciscan friar know about sex? I don't know what Knotz's history is like, but don't they all take an oath not to knock boots?

This reminds me of St. Francis of Assissi (for obvious reasons). His order lived simply and rejected the lavishness of other church authorities. After his death, he was made a saint, and the Catholic church built a huge garrish cathedral on top of his simple, tiny church.
#6 May 14 2009 at 2:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Pretty cool that many aspects/sects of the catholic church are stepping in to the 21st century on a myriad of issues like this. I gotta ask though, what does a Franciscan friar know about sex? I don't know what Knotz's history is like, but don't they all take an oath not to knock boots?


I think you'd be surprised at how savvy Catholic Priests can be. Um... Even ignoring the assumed child fetish of course.

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This reminds me of St. Francis of Assissi (for obvious reasons). His order lived simply and rejected the lavishness of other church authorities. After his death, he was made a saint, and the Catholic church built a huge garrish cathedral on top of his simple, tiny church.


Well. He was a sissy, but that's another story. He's also clearly responsible for the creation of Television and TV evangelists. Well. Responsible for getting millions of people to ask God to make it anyway. I might be misinterpreting a line there somewhere though...

Edited, May 14th 2009 6:14pm by gbaji
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#7 May 14 2009 at 2:15 PM Rating: Good
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A priest writing a sex guide is a little like a Mennonite writing an electrical engineering textbook.
#8 May 14 2009 at 2:24 PM Rating: Good
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A priest writing a sex guide is a little like a Mennonite writing an electrical engineering textbook.
What's wrong with that? I'm a Mennonite, and I just graduated from engineering. Conceivably if I cared I could eventually write a book.

now a book on dancing I could see Smiley: lol

Edited, May 14th 2009 5:25pm by Xsarus
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#9 May 14 2009 at 2:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Did they think to get the Alter boys opinions on this?
#10 May 14 2009 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
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He's also clearly responsible for the creation of Television and TV evangelists. Well. Responsible for getting millions of people to ask Got to make it anyway. I might be misinterpreting a line there somewhere though...


Elaborate please.
#11 May 14 2009 at 2:48 PM Rating: Excellent
Priests take an oath of celibacy, not an oath of virginity. It's entirely possibly he was a man-**** as a youngster and only found his calling to the priesthood after he'd tried every position under the sun.
#12 May 14 2009 at 2:52 PM Rating: Good
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Xsarus wrote:
Ambrya wrote:
A priest writing a sex guide is a little like a Mennonite writing an electrical engineering textbook.
What's wrong with that? I'm a Mennonite, and I just graduated from engineering. Conceivably if I cared I could eventually write a book.

now a book on dancing I could see Smiley: lol

Edited, May 14th 2009 5:25pm by Xsarus


Grrr, I actually meant to use the word Amish but got distracted and typed Mennonite instead. Oh well, no changing it now.
#13 May 14 2009 at 2:56 PM Rating: Good
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Ambrya wrote:
Xsarus wrote:
Ambrya wrote:
A priest writing a sex guide is a little like a Mennonite writing an electrical engineering textbook.
What's wrong with that? I'm a Mennonite, and I just graduated from engineering. Conceivably if I cared I could eventually write a book.

now a book on dancing I could see Smiley: lol

Edited, May 14th 2009 5:25pm by Xsarus


Grrr, I actually meant to use the word Amish but got distracted and typed Mennonite instead. Oh well, no changing it now.
Smiley: tongue
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#14 May 14 2009 at 5:16 PM Rating: Good
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Prince BoondockSaint wrote:
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He's also clearly responsible for the creation of Television and TV evangelists. Well. Responsible for getting millions of people to ask Got to make it anyway. I might be misinterpreting a line there somewhere though...


Elaborate please.


It's a horrible pun based on the words of the prayer named after said saint. I'm sure Joph got it right off the bat, but it is a bit of a stretch and was admittedly much more funny in my head than after I wrote it down.
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#15 May 15 2009 at 3:47 PM Rating: Good
Don't knock them. They told us how to make gunpowder, ya know. (Roger Bacon, in the early 11th century, was a european friar who documented the offical method of creating this explosive powder.)

Edited, May 15th 2009 7:48pm by Zaikimaliki
#16 May 20 2009 at 7:11 AM Rating: Good
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KryjeckI wrote:
Did they think to get the Alter boys opinions on this?


Silly! There are alter girls now too!
#17 May 20 2009 at 7:14 AM Rating: Decent
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Silly! There are alter girls now too!


That's a whole different ball game.
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