Years ago, I found the Asylum after joining Alla to discuss the leet class of Final Fantasy 11, the red mage. Back then I was known as CrimsonMagician. You know, I wasn't the best of posters. If I had to rank myself on a scale of 1-10, I would give myself like an 8.7, that's a conservative estimate, of course. I subsequently took a long hiatus, a sabbatical if you will, while occasionally checking in and commenting on something.
Now that I have more free time on my hands I have been posting here and there, trying to get involved in whatever stupid crap you guys are going on about, but I noticed something. You all suck major ***. Your sucky posts have led my posts to be sucky. How is it any fun whatsoever to read one random liberal post after every hangtennow post? Where is the senseless fighting? Where are the posts that start nowhere and end nowhere? Have you all become old and complacent? Where is your sense of Asylum? Have the admins all given you meds so you will get along?
I swear reading this bullsh'it is like reading the old OOT, or the FFXI forums. Yes that is right, that is where I came from. What the f'uck has happened to this place? I asked people to give me advice on how to post, and I didn't even get a single f'uck you, or "you suck so why bother." I got "be interesting" and "talk about free speech." If I wanted to be interesting I would go to a cocktail party. I want to put the hate on some motherf'uckers.
Is same-sex marriage and chocolate what you Oprah watching, bon-bon eating ******* want to talk about all f'ucking day? Every single one of you, I'm 100% sure, either was born with, or has since grown a ******. The title of this forums says "not for the faint of heart." What the f'uck? I'm pretty sure they didn't mean people with actual coronary issues. Sack up.
That being said, I am putting you all on notice. If I don't see some serious business soon, I will do something so horrendous that Jophiel will become conservative and take out a subprime mortgage on some land to start an okra farm. You can only imagine what that means for the rest of you.
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Tare also expected more from the big bad Asylum.
Well, she would have except she decided to get married and produce some tricycle motors instead. But she did in spirit.
Well, she would have except she decided to get married and produce some tricycle motors instead. But she did in spirit.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Your sucky posts have led my posts to be sucky. How is it any fun whatsoever to read one random liberal post after every hangtennow post? Where is the senseless fighting? Where are the posts that start nowhere and end nowhere? Have you all become old and complacent? Where is your sense of Asylum? Have the admins all given you meds so you will get along?
We're just all in our 30s now. Most of us have kids. People who attempt to bait us are boring and unoriginal, and lately, not that bright.
It all adds up.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Jophiel wrote:
Tare also expected more from the big bad Asylum.
She also murdered Reinman and buried him in her basement, I think.
5 paragraphs!?
You could have condensed the whole thing to "I'm an cnut", and saved some valuable time for all of us.
You could have condensed the whole thing to "I'm an cnut", and saved some valuable time for all of us.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Smasharoo wrote:
We're just all in our 30s now.
It all adds up.
Speak fer yerself young'un.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
If you think its that bad start a useless post and we will flame you and we will all be happy.
Edit: Nvm you have done a good enough job in this post.
Later we can all sit by a camp fire and sing songs and hug. Yeah.... maybe not so much.
Edited, May 11th 2009 9:06pm by toohotforu
Edit: Nvm you have done a good enough job in this post.
Later we can all sit by a camp fire and sing songs and hug. Yeah.... maybe not so much.
Edited, May 11th 2009 9:06pm by toohotforu
paulsol wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
We're just all in our 30s now.
It all adds up.
Speak fer yerself young'un.
This.
Child.
O M G Someone's going to start **** on an internet forum. Honey, get the camera, this is gonna be ******* awesome!
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
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"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
I will now go to bed and commit ritual seppuku by telling Elne Clare she does look she is gaining weight.
Life is so boring otherwise with the witty asylum postings such as above.
Life is so boring otherwise with the witty asylum postings such as above.
It's called "The Asylum." What did you expect?
You rated yourself an 8.7?
I give you a 2.
My only excuse is Alla's is blocked at work, and I have better things to do when I get home. Like ********** to ****. After that 2 minutes is done, there's plenty of other distractions more worthy of my awesomeness.
I give you a 2.
My only excuse is Alla's is blocked at work, and I have better things to do when I get home. Like ********** to ****. After that 2 minutes is done, there's plenty of other distractions more worthy of my awesomeness.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
If you think this is bad, you should see the OoT. Now that's a *********
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Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
I don't think this place was ever as good as anyone made it out to be or remembers, and the fact that Boondock was ever allowed to post here evidences that fact.
However, there was an obvious decline in quality as well as quantity sometime in early 2006, I'd say, and the place has never recovered. It probably coincided with someone passing a baby. I honestly like the personalities in the Asylum more than those in the OoT, but the Sandbox has been far more entertaining for several years now, unless you really have a good time arguing with Varrus and gbaji, and let's face it: if you enjoy that pasttime, you'd probably enjoy f*cking with the whole host of retards found in the OoT. Variety being the spice of life and whatnot.
However, there was an obvious decline in quality as well as quantity sometime in early 2006, I'd say, and the place has never recovered. It probably coincided with someone passing a baby. I honestly like the personalities in the Asylum more than those in the OoT, but the Sandbox has been far more entertaining for several years now, unless you really have a good time arguing with Varrus and gbaji, and let's face it: if you enjoy that pasttime, you'd probably enjoy f*cking with the whole host of retards found in the OoT. Variety being the spice of life and whatnot.
Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
O M G Someone's going to start sh*t on an internet forum. Honey, get the camera, this is gonna be @#%^ing awesome!
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Shut the fuCk up. Next!
But seriously, why do you want so badly to participate in a place where you expect to be greeted with insults and profanity? Does it make you feel hardcore when someone calls you an aSShole? That's not a very healthy form of validation and you should probably go see a therapist.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
BoondockSaint wrote:
Years ago, I found the Asylum after joining Alla to discuss the leet class of Final Fantasy 11, the red mage. Back then I was known as CrimsonMagician. You know, I wasn't the best of posters. If I had to rank myself on a scale of 1-10, I would give myself like an 8.7, that's a conservative estimate, of course. I subsequently took a long hiatus, a sabbatical if you will, while occasionally checking in and commenting on something.
Now that I have more free time on my hands I have been posting here and there, trying to get involved in whatever stupid crap you guys are going on about, but I noticed something. You all suck major ***. Your sucky posts have led my posts to be sucky. How is it any fun whatsoever to read one random liberal post after every hangtennow post? Where is the senseless fighting? Where are the posts that start nowhere and end nowhere? Have you all become old and complacent? Where is your sense of Asylum? Have the admins all given you meds so you will get along?
I swear reading this bullsh'it is like reading the old OOT, or the FFXI forums. Yes that is right, that is where I came from. What the f'uck has happened to this place? I asked people to give me advice on how to post, and I didn't even get a single f'uck you, or "you suck so why bother." I got "be interesting" and "talk about free speech." If I wanted to be interesting I would go to a cocktail party. I want to put the hate on some motherf'uckers.
Is same-sex marriage and chocolate what you Oprah watching, bon-bon eating ******* want to talk about all f'ucking day? Every single one of you, I'm 100% sure, either was born with, or has since grown a ******. The title of this forums says "not for the faint of heart." What the f'uck? I'm pretty sure they didn't mean people with actual coronary issues. Sack up.
That being said, I am putting you all on notice. If I don't see some serious business soon, I will do something so horrendous that Jophiel will become conservative and take out a subprime mortgage on some land to start an okra farm. You can only imagine what that means for the rest of you.
Now that I have more free time on my hands I have been posting here and there, trying to get involved in whatever stupid crap you guys are going on about, but I noticed something. You all suck major ***. Your sucky posts have led my posts to be sucky. How is it any fun whatsoever to read one random liberal post after every hangtennow post? Where is the senseless fighting? Where are the posts that start nowhere and end nowhere? Have you all become old and complacent? Where is your sense of Asylum? Have the admins all given you meds so you will get along?
I swear reading this bullsh'it is like reading the old OOT, or the FFXI forums. Yes that is right, that is where I came from. What the f'uck has happened to this place? I asked people to give me advice on how to post, and I didn't even get a single f'uck you, or "you suck so why bother." I got "be interesting" and "talk about free speech." If I wanted to be interesting I would go to a cocktail party. I want to put the hate on some motherf'uckers.
Is same-sex marriage and chocolate what you Oprah watching, bon-bon eating ******* want to talk about all f'ucking day? Every single one of you, I'm 100% sure, either was born with, or has since grown a ******. The title of this forums says "not for the faint of heart." What the f'uck? I'm pretty sure they didn't mean people with actual coronary issues. Sack up.
That being said, I am putting you all on notice. If I don't see some serious business soon, I will do something so horrendous that Jophiel will become conservative and take out a subprime mortgage on some land to start an okra farm. You can only imagine what that means for the rest of you.
I didn't bother to read your whole post but I presume you were asking if anyone had any videos of adorable kittens.
Luckily for you I do, so here you go - enjoy.
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Debalic wrote:
Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
O M G Someone's going to start sh*t on an internet forum. Honey, get the camera, this is gonna be @#%^ing awesome!
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Shut the fuCk up. Next!
But seriously, why do you want so badly to participate in a place where you expect to be greeted with insults and profanity? Does it make you feel hardcore when someone calls you an aSShole? That's not a very healthy form of validation and you should probably go see a therapist.
You, sir, are a true internet tough guy! I bow before your superior wit and charm, and I am sure many internet whores will fall *** up before you, awaiting the thrusts of your mighty 14' member which I am sure all you internet tough guys have!
As for me, I will fade from this most sacred place, for which you have deemed me unfit!
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
BoondockSaint wrote:
Years ago, I found the Asylum after joining Alla to discuss the leet class of Final Fantasy 11, the red mage. Back then I was known as CrimsonMagician. You know, I wasn't the best of posters. If I had to rank myself on a scale of 1-10, I would give myself like an 8.7, that's a conservative estimate, of course. I subsequently took a long hiatus, a sabbatical if you will, while occasionally checking in and commenting on something.
Now that I have more free time on my hands I have been posting here and there, trying to get involved in whatever stupid crap you guys are going on about, but I noticed something. You all suck major ***. Your sucky posts have led my posts to be sucky. How is it any fun whatsoever to read one random liberal post after every hangtennow post? Where is the senseless fighting? Where are the posts that start nowhere and end nowhere? Have you all become old and complacent? Where is your sense of Asylum? Have the admins all given you meds so you will get along?
I swear reading this bullsh'it is like reading the old OOT, or the FFXI forums. Yes that is right, that is where I came from. What the f'uck has happened to this place? I asked people to give me advice on how to post, and I didn't even get a single f'uck you, or "you suck so why bother." I got "be interesting" and "talk about free speech." If I wanted to be interesting I would go to a cocktail party. I want to put the hate on some motherf'uckers.
Is same-sex marriage and chocolate what you Oprah watching, bon-bon eating ******* want to talk about all f'ucking day? Every single one of you, I'm 100% sure, either was born with, or has since grown a ******. The title of this forums says "not for the faint of heart." What the f'uck? I'm pretty sure they didn't mean people with actual coronary issues. Sack up.
That being said, I am putting you all on notice. If I don't see some serious business soon, I will do something so horrendous that Jophiel will become conservative and take out a subprime mortgage on some land to start an okra farm. You can only imagine what that means for the rest of you.
Now that I have more free time on my hands I have been posting here and there, trying to get involved in whatever stupid crap you guys are going on about, but I noticed something. You all suck major ***. Your sucky posts have led my posts to be sucky. How is it any fun whatsoever to read one random liberal post after every hangtennow post? Where is the senseless fighting? Where are the posts that start nowhere and end nowhere? Have you all become old and complacent? Where is your sense of Asylum? Have the admins all given you meds so you will get along?
I swear reading this bullsh'it is like reading the old OOT, or the FFXI forums. Yes that is right, that is where I came from. What the f'uck has happened to this place? I asked people to give me advice on how to post, and I didn't even get a single f'uck you, or "you suck so why bother." I got "be interesting" and "talk about free speech." If I wanted to be interesting I would go to a cocktail party. I want to put the hate on some motherf'uckers.
Is same-sex marriage and chocolate what you Oprah watching, bon-bon eating ******* want to talk about all f'ucking day? Every single one of you, I'm 100% sure, either was born with, or has since grown a ******. The title of this forums says "not for the faint of heart." What the f'uck? I'm pretty sure they didn't mean people with actual coronary issues. Sack up.
That being said, I am putting you all on notice. If I don't see some serious business soon, I will do something so horrendous that Jophiel will become conservative and take out a subprime mortgage on some land to start an okra farm. You can only imagine what that means for the rest of you.
You're still alive, what a shame.
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Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
^^^
Now that made me chuckle.
So you have value after all, CM: getting Bhodi to post.
Now that made me chuckle.
So you have value after all, CM: getting Bhodi to post.
Yeah, what'll you do? Call us all meanie heads? 'Cause I don't think that's going to work as well on us as it does on your contemporaries. But hey, if you want to try, by all means. Just try not to make it as tedious as the rest of your posting history.
No, but really, this is a ghastly troll. I mean, genuinely awful. It trolls you into mild disdain - or, rather, it doesn't, because it's so ******* obvious. Try harder, sparky.
No, but really, this is a ghastly troll. I mean, genuinely awful. It trolls you into mild disdain - or, rather, it doesn't, because it's so ******* obvious. Try harder, sparky.
Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
O M G Someone's going to start sh*t on an internet forum. Honey, get the camera, this is gonna be @#%^ing awesome!
...
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Shut the fuCk up. Next!
But seriously, why do you want so badly to participate in a place where you expect to be greeted with insults and profanity? Does it make you feel hardcore when someone calls you an aSShole? That's not a very healthy form of validation and you should probably go see a therapist.
You, sir, are a true internet tough guy! I bow before your superior wit and charm, and I am sure many internet whores will fall *** up before you, awaiting the thrusts of your mighty 14' member which I am sure all you internet tough guys have!
As for me, I will fade from this most sacred place, for which you have deemed me unfit!
You're being sarcastic, aren't you?
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We're just all in our 30s now. Most of us have kids. People who attempt to bait us are boring and unoriginal, and lately, not that bright.
It all adds up.
It all adds up.
I'm not 30 yet, but I like to think I've been pretty much the same since early 20's, I also like to think I'd stay pretty much the same as I get to and passed 30, but sadly you're right, and my curios disinterest to read anything grows more and more.
Kids are gone until Wednesday with the baby dady, and I still haven't even picked up a good book let alone attempted to read half the drivel on the top five threads. "Top" loosely used, of course.
It's funny how people think we post for their amusement. We're not some all-dancing all-singing monkey band that turns on the charm when some random boring fuckwit decide they can finally string a coherent sentence together, and wouldn't it be nice if we all heard about it.
If you don't like it here, then fuck off. No one will miss you. No one will notice. There are plenty of forums on the internet, filled with kids you can rile up.
You'll fit right in.
If you don't like it here, then fuck off. No one will miss you. No one will notice. There are plenty of forums on the internet, filled with kids you can rile up.
You'll fit right in.
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