Now I know Obama is good at speeches ..Follow

But this one best be a blockbuster



I have to wonder what would have happened had Obama been voted in 8 years earlier, would the problems of the last 8 years have occured at all? Or maybe the last 8 years setup the conditions that allowed him to be voted in as the cure?

Either way, you really do seem to have a superstar President (to date). Nice voting people!



Edited, May 8th 2009 8:26pm by GwynapNud

That's Varrus doing an ASCII representation of the crowds cheering Obama

I'm trying to imagine what it would be like to have Varrus give a similar speech to the Muslim world. I think it might go something like this:


Muslims: We are tired of your country bullying the world. Fifty years ago America really was the strongest country, however these days it takes more than military might and political posturing to earn the respect of other nations.

Varrus: Listen 'ere you camel-ridin' turds with laundry on your heads. I'm an American Republican cowboy, and that means that the Lord Jesus intelligently designed my foot to fit perfectly in the boot that's gonna punt yer sweaty asses back into the sand dunes where you can wear yer bedsheets and dig me up some more oil!

Muslims: That is outrageously rude! We understand that some Muslims are extremists and use abhorrent acts to attack those whom they perceive as villains. Please do not treat all of us as you would those extremists, as we hold them in the same level of disgust as you do.

Varrus: I FARM OKRA!

Muslims: What?

Varrus: Mustardlims,



Do you really not know what okra is? This proves that you are promoting the gay agenda so that your Somali pirates can ducktape explosives to teenage metrosexual single mothers and send them to suicide bomb our churches and conservative media centers. Cry havoc and release the bluetick hounds of war! Load up the bombers, boys, we're gonna free the fuck out of these sand n*gg*rs!

Muslims: /facepalm Not again...