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#1 May 07 2009 at 1:44 PM Rating: Good
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And is suspended 50 games

Good news for the Giants...

Manny, how does it feel to loose 7+ million because you tested positive for a banned substance?

#2 May 07 2009 at 1:47 PM Rating: Good
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Manny, how does it feel to loose 7+ million because you tested positive for a banned substance?


I'd imagine it feels like it was absolutely, without question, worth it considering the previous $100 million he's already earned with the help of performance enhancing drugs.

This is really such a sad dog and pony show at this point. All professional athletes cheat, all of them use anything they possibly can to increase their performance. Some of them are occasionally caught.
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#3 May 07 2009 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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Jeff Passan wrote an interesting article about Manny's performance enhancing drug test. He thinks it's time to start just flat out banning players for life when they get caught. Last year I wouldn't agree, but the list just keeps growing and growing. Everyone has some dumb excuse, and Manny says he has erectile dysfunction, which caused him to get a prescription that made him fail. Do any players do research on the stuff they put into their body? I mean seriously they work out constantly and rely on their physical fitness for their livelihood (unless you're cecil fielder). Are we really to believe that they are all getting positive tests on accident? Plus, Manny is kind of a ******* anyway.
#4 May 07 2009 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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Color me completely unsurprised and apathetic.
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Jeff Passan wrote an interesting article about Manny's performance enhancing drug test. He thinks it's time to start just flat out banning players for life when they get caught.


Great idea, I want to watch really average people play sports. What's it time to do is let the legal system handle illegal doping, and stop pretending sports would exist as they do now without it.

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Great idea, I want to watch really average people play sports. What's it time to do is let the legal system handle illegal doping, and stop pretending sports would exist as they do now without it.


Yes, let's deny our denial.
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Yes, let's deny our denial.


Who's in denial? I enjoy watching sports involving athletes that test the limits of the human body. I like the idea of performance enhancing drugs in professional sports. I'm unsure why anyone wouldn't, really.

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#8 May 07 2009 at 2:20 PM Rating: Good
If all professional athletes did not use performance enhancing drugs, the line drawn to distinct non-users to users would disappear. So instead of amazing athletes being amazing because of drugs, they would be amazing due to skill and talent. The show would go on exactly as it does now.

As for Manny, who gives a flying rats ***? I had to sit in the office and listen to a bunch of whiny ******* gasp like a bunch of fucking women gawking at the latest & greatest on gossip lane. It really made me kinda sad for them. The overkill notion of "How could this happen?!" brought me to about my vomit point.

@ Smash: Why would it be any different if all used them, or all didn't? Either way, you would see a similar scenario. The better would still be better, but only by natural talent. I'm curious from a logical point of view.

Edited, May 7th 2009 6:22pm by Ryneguy
#9 May 07 2009 at 2:22 PM Rating: Good
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This is great news for the Cubs. Now they might win a couple games against LA in the playoffs before they lose.
#10 May 07 2009 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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I enjoy watching sports involving athletes that test the limits of the human body. I like the idea of performance enhancing drugs in professional sports.


Agree with sentence one. Doesn't sentence two take athletes beyond the limits of the human body?
#11 May 07 2009 at 2:30 PM Rating: Decent
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This is pretty ridiculous. The only people getting nailed by this are the big name, popular, dynamic players. Manny, A-Rod, Bonds, Clemens, etc. MLB is ruining the game by tarnishing these players.

A-Rod was on a list of what, 103 players? Since he was outed the rest of the list should be. If this is going to keep going on, they should just test all players before each season, or give up on testing altogether. No more of this cherry-picking the stars for bad publicity.
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#12 May 07 2009 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
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Makes me wonder how many of the 04 Sox were also juicing.

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#13 May 07 2009 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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Makes me wonder how many of the 04 Sox were also juicing.

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Big Papi's recent decline makes me think he was juicing.
#14 May 07 2009 at 2:38 PM Rating: Good
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No more of this cherry-picking the stars for bad publicity.


Is that why Nefi Perez was caught 3 times and banned the third time? Because baseball was cherry picking?
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No more of this cherry-picking the stars for bad publicity.


Is that why Nefi Perez was caught 3 times and banned the third time? Because baseball was cherry picking?
If baseball really cared, they'd use the Nefi's as scapegoats and sweep the stars' tests under the table, like every other professional sport does.
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#16 May 07 2009 at 2:49 PM Rating: Good
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Since he was outed the rest of the list should be. If this is going to keep going on, they should just test all players before each season, or give up on testing altogether. No more of this cherry-picking the stars for bad publicity.
Disagree. Rodriguez's name shouldn't have come out in the first place. That list wasn't ever supposed to be released to the public. You can argue about whether that should have been a stipulation in the first place or not, but I don't think that the other players on that list should be outed just because someone leaked Rodriguez's name.

Also, there have been plenty of non-stars suspended for PED. Of course, nobody remembers their names because they're not friggin' stars. Jay Gibbons, Neifi Pérez, Guillermo Mota, Mike Cameron, Jose Guillen and others have all been suspended for PED use. They're not stars anywhere near the level of Ramirez, Rodriguez, Clemens, Bonds, etc., so their suspensions become mere footnotes.
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Don't get me wrong, baseball doesn't care at all about steroid use.

The only sport that cares less about steroid use is football.
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Smash: Why would it be any different if all used them, or all didn't? Either way, you would see a similar scenario. The better would still be better, but only by natural talent. I'm curious from a logical point of view.


Because preventing the use of performance enhancing drugs is impossible and allowing it is easy.
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#19 May 07 2009 at 4:43 PM Rating: Good
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Because preventing the use of performance enhancing drugs is impossible and allowing it is easy.


If the league could hypothetically guarantee that no player would use an enhancement drug, would the resulting game be any less interesting simply with the players and their own naturally endowed talent? I understand there is no possible way for this to happen, but I'm curious how a fan of a specific sport would feel if they simply knew there were no drugs being used, versus knowing everyone uses them, and if they feel the game would be any different from a spectators point of view.

On another note, if the league did permit enhancing drugs rather than discipline players that use them, would that be a signal to ok adolescent use of enhancement drugs? And at what level? Grade School Scholastic Sports? High School? College?
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On another note, if the league did permit enhancing drugs rather than discipline players that use them, would that be a signal to ok adolescent use of enhancement drugs?


No, idolizing people for their abilities at meaningless games is a signal to ok adolescent use of enhancement drugs.

I've fenced in serious competition when I had the flu, and was taking Sudafed. I've fenced in serious competition after having 8 shots of espresso. Both of these things would qualify as doping today. I knew people who took diuretics before competition, I can't say I wouldn't have tried it if I thought it would be the difference between going to the Olympics or not.

The incentive to dope is the STATUS and the MONEY, not what successful athletes are allowed to do. Legal, illegal, harmful, benign, it doesn't matter. So long as athletes are afforded status kids will be willing to do anything to get that status.
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#21 May 07 2009 at 5:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Manny, how does it feel to loose 7+ million because you tested positive for a banned substance?


I'd imagine it feels like it was absolutely, without question, worth it considering the previous $100 million he's already earned with the help of performance enhancing drugs.

This is really such a sad dog and pony show at this point. All professional athletes cheat, all of them use anything they possibly can to increase their performance. Some of them are occasionally caught.
Bleh, I'm almost ready to agree with Smash on this whole bit. Greedy bastages.
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#22 May 07 2009 at 5:48 PM Rating: Decent
All I care about is that the Cubs remain above .500 for the rest of the season.

Why? Because I don't see them developing a drug that suppresses the ability to choke in the playoffs.
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All I care about is that the Cubs remain above .500 for the rest of the season.

Why? Because I don't see them developing a drug that suppresses the ability to choke in the playoffs.

It would be funny if it weren't true. Maybe Lou can start stirring some PEDs into Derrick Lee's coffee or something.
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All I care about is that the Cubs remain above .500 for the rest of the season.

Why? Because I don't see them developing a drug that suppresses the ability to choke in the playoffs.

As the Mets are my NL team of choice, you can fuCk off now.

At least you make the playoffs before choking. Losing the wildcard bid on the last game of the season and the last game ever at Shea was a defining moment for the Mets.

Edited, May 7th 2009 10:47pm by Debalic
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#25 May 07 2009 at 7:05 PM Rating: Decent
I only have one wish regarding steroid use.

I pray to every god out there that I don't believe in that I never... EVER.. find out that Albert Pujols is using illegal PEDs.
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I only have one wish regarding steroid use.

I pray to every god out there that I don't believe in that I never... EVER.. find out that Albert Pujols is using illegal PEDs.
There'll always be some player who hasn't tested positive that everyone will latch onto as the potential savior of the stats. It wasn't so long ago that I remember people saying "man, I hate A-Rod, but I hope he breaks Bonds' record so it'll be clean again." And really, how come the players in the late 60's and 70's are apparently above this speculation and suspicion? Steroid use was rampant in the NFL; do people truly believe that they weren't widespread in MLB until Canseco? Sh*t, how do you know Hank Aaron didn't use steroids?

People try to make out the long-standing records as sacrosanct, but players have always, always done whatever they could to get an edge. Fans and players alike look back with fondness on the days where the catcher would put extra oil on his glove so the ball would have a little extra on it when he threw it back to the pitcher. Spitballs, nail files, amphetamines, and worse are found throughout the history of the game. The numbers put up in the so-called "Steroid Era" are every bit as valid as the numbers in previous eras.

Edited, May 7th 2009 11:27pm by boywithoutaspoon
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