As I sit here in my office overlooking the Cook Inlet about to feast upon my Marie Calendar's Honey Roasted Turkey microwave meal, I sift through the Asylum looking for interesting topics to help me waste away the work day. As many of you don't care , I used to post rather often on these forums. Let's not get in to particulars as to the quality of those posts, as I'm sure that will be embarrassing for everyone. What truly matters is that I feel like Michael Jordan during his stint with the Wizards. I feel that I can still contribute, yet there are so many younger and faster guys. Sure I'll score 20 points a game, dish out 5 assists and grab 5 rebounds, but I just can't dunk anymore.
That being said, I need you all to give me some pointers on how to post effectively. How can I rile up some true hatred? What is all of this new jargon? Who can I curse at and defile whenever they post so that I can become a member of the in-crowd? What are the most important liberal topics with a band wagon that I can hop on to? Why doesn't anyone play last anymore?
I would really like someone to give me a breakdown of the who's who of who cares on the asylum. I am truly at a loss. The last bright idea I had for a new thread was to type "BIG ******" in the subject line, and then "made you look" in the body, followed by a subsequent post "made you look at a big ******." Please, everyone, give me your best advice so that I may once again contribute!
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You need to be interesting. For myself I was considering becomming a lesbian GLBT activist with a black girlfriend living in California ******** about Prop 8.
I could do all but the move to California quite easily ...
I could do all but the move to California quite easily ...
You should try posting some stuff about how the fascist administrators here are all ***** 'n shit.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Be sure to include a free speech rant.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jophiel wrote:
You should try posting some stuff about how the fascist administrators here are all ***** 'n shit.
Yeah what he said! You can do that in here.
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
You can do that in here. 
I ain't tryin' to start no nothin', I'm just wondering if admin-******* are allowed in =4.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
You can do that in here.
I ain't tryin' to start no nothin', I'm just wondering if admin-******* are allowed in =4.
I thought of you all as the Admins ******* actually. DF is only checking in on her flock.
Since soon OOTers will flood into here, anything non sequitur should do.
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
Since soon OOTers will flood into here, anything non sequitur should do.
Some will not last, does it bother you? From what I recall you are not exactly Asylum material
GwynapNud the Eccentric wrote:
Some will not last
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch, ****** Superhero wrote:
GwynapNud the Eccentric wrote:
Some will not last
But we would leave the gingers
The Bible doesn't condone my kind.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Aw, what's wrong with gingers?
Uglysasquatch, ****** Superhero wrote:
The Bible doesn't condone my kind.
Well at least there is one wholesome grain of truth in it.
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Aw, what's wrong with gingers?
Not much these days, we are breeding you out of existence.
Edited, May 6th 2009 11:07pm by GwynapNud
We're filthy deviants.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch, ****** Superhero wrote:
We're filthy deviants.
Is that a promise, are you flirting?
Apparently we are more promiscuous. Also, we're witches. Or vampires. Hmmm.
BoondockSaint wrote:
Why doesn't anyone play last anymore?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Don't bother posting, this place is **** now. That's why I quit just the other day.
NephthysWanderer wrote:
Don't bother posting, this place is sh*t now. That's why I quit just the other day.
Hey Boondocksaint, you play Warhammer? I saw a toon there not too long ago by the same name.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
NephthysWanderer wrote:
Don't bother posting, this place is sh*t now. That's why I quit just the other day.
Your tenacity is awe inspiring.
This thread is a failure. I blame myself.
No. I tried the demo, that was about it.
Edited, May 6th 2009 8:34pm by BoondockSaint
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Hey Boondocksaint, you play Warhammer? I saw a toon there not too long ago by the same name.
No. I tried the demo, that was about it.
Edited, May 6th 2009 8:34pm by BoondockSaint
GwynapNud the Eccentric wrote:
Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
Since soon OOTers will flood into here, anything non sequitur should do.
Some will not last, does it bother you? From what I recall you are not exactly Asylum material
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
GwynapNud the Eccentric wrote:
Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
Since soon OOTers will flood into here, anything non sequitur should do.
Some will not last, does it bother you? From what I recall you are not exactly Asylum material
I have a memory of Pawkeshup being one side of a long and dirty flamewar thread in the medium-far past. About 2 years ago?
Boondock Saints, I enjoyed that film.
I'm too nice for the Asylum.
I'm too nice for the Asylum.
Archfiend Goggy wrote:
Boondock Saints, I enjoyed that film.
I'm too nice for the Asylum.
I'm too nice for the Asylum.
No one is too nice for the Asylum. You just have to have good personal boundaries and be really smart about what you'll let anyone here know about yourself. If you don't ever want to hear bad things about it, don't ever mention it.
I'm not funny, and I sure as hell can't craft a credible insult. I was told to go away, since all I was was nice. I pointed out that since NO holds are barred, being nice here isn't barred either.
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