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As for my tits, they're real, and they're fantastic, but my *** is really more deserving of attention
All of these things are true. Too bad your kid's so rotten. We'll both be dead by her hand in five years, mark my words.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I prefer sashay myself. Maybe it's the dual action S.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Joph prolly still has his x-mas lights up.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Nexa wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Flounce is a great word.
For whatever reason, I can't picture someone "flouncing" without the use of a frilly skirt.
I hate frilly skirts.
It doesn't have to be frilly; pleats work just as well.
Yes, you all can thank me for conjuring up the image of Nexa in cheerleader/catholic garb.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
At FUcking LAST!
I've been waiting for this for ******* years.
Mr squeaky-clean, with his "I only bait gbaji because I have a moral compass" going toe-to-toe with that annoying chick off of the Grocer's Store in "Little House on the Prairie".
Well some of us know that ickle Mr Academic may appear erudite, but he's only filling time inbetween getting balls-deep with some Llama-herding slapper, and probably calling out his ex-wife's name (or Obama's) in the process, while Joph Jr sits in the basement admiring his collection of Rabbit-Mowings.
As for our favourite bubble-head Poker groupie, I've often thought that her being a librarian is like a vegan working in a butcher's shop. Poor wee lass has now worn out all the books with pictures in.
Still, with Mr Bold-Quote to come to her defenses, she'll soon c'n'p some erudite quote from James Joyce or Hunter S. "I once met Smasharoo" Thomson and get the ball rolling again.
I've watched the pair of you skirting around each other like Anna and the King of Siam for so long, I'm almsot bored fapping off to the thought of you banging each other on the stairs like a trawler-ship's Shit-house door in a storm, while Smash stands with Flea in the kitchen arguing over archaic Atahualpan pronunciation, and drinking Mojitos.
Now that we've finally enjoyed the angst-******* of your tiff, can I suggest you shake claws, and restore service to normality.
Nexa
I've been waiting for this for ******* years.
Mr squeaky-clean, with his "I only bait gbaji because I have a moral compass" going toe-to-toe with that annoying chick off of the Grocer's Store in "Little House on the Prairie".
Well some of us know that ickle Mr Academic may appear erudite, but he's only filling time inbetween getting balls-deep with some Llama-herding slapper, and probably calling out his ex-wife's name (or Obama's) in the process, while Joph Jr sits in the basement admiring his collection of Rabbit-Mowings.
As for our favourite bubble-head Poker groupie, I've often thought that her being a librarian is like a vegan working in a butcher's shop. Poor wee lass has now worn out all the books with pictures in.
Still, with Mr Bold-Quote to come to her defenses, she'll soon c'n'p some erudite quote from James Joyce or Hunter S. "I once met Smasharoo" Thomson and get the ball rolling again.
I've watched the pair of you skirting around each other like Anna and the King of Siam for so long, I'm almsot bored fapping off to the thought of you banging each other on the stairs like a trawler-ship's Shit-house door in a storm, while Smash stands with Flea in the kitchen arguing over archaic Atahualpan pronunciation, and drinking Mojitos.
Now that we've finally enjoyed the angst-******* of your tiff, can I suggest you shake claws, and restore service to normality.
Nexa
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
while Joph Jr sits in the basement admiring his collection of Rabbit-Mowings
/snarf
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Nexa wrote:
As for my tits, they're real, and they're fantastic, but my *** is really more deserving of attention (not in the AIDS spreading way, just in the Sir Mix Alot way).
I'm just going to
and walk away.Nobby wrote:
Now that we've finally enjoyed the angst-******* of your tiff, can I suggest you shake claws, and restore service to normality.
Joph doesn't have an ex wife, he doesn't have your predilection for collecting them. I'm disappointed in your powers of observation.
Oh, and if I'm looking at a book with pictures, they're either covering ornithology, horticulture, or various spreads of people banging each other in every position imaginable. For research, of course.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I'm disappointed in your powers of observation.
I'm trying to work some magic here at Nakatomi Towers, and some gobShite chain-smoker in a vest is seriously pissing me off.
Wondering if I should have brought a parachute. Pfft, what am I thinking of? What are the chances of falling. . .
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nexa wrote:
For whatever reason, I can't picture someone "flouncing" without the use of a frilly skirt.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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