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#1 May 06 2009 at 12:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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You know what? Fuck you. I'll change my signature line when I damn well feel like it. If it's up until September, you can shut the fuck up about it. I'm sick of your Blondie-Barbie-Ballerina shit where you flounce in and expect people to change their lives just because you have tits. **** off and leave me alone.
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#2 May 06 2009 at 12:24 PM Rating: Good
Today is an awesome day.
#3 May 06 2009 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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You know what? **** you. I'll change my signature line when I damn well feel like it. If it's up until September, you can shut the **** up about it. I'm sick of your Blondie-Barbie-Ballerina **** where you flounce in and expect people to change their lives just because you have tits. **** off and leave me alone.


I really don't remember you being so aggressive Jophiel.
#4 May 06 2009 at 12:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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NixNot wrote:
Today is an awesome day.
Maybe later her boyfriend will come by to bold shit from my post and say "False". Then it'll be awesomer.
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#5 May 06 2009 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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BoondockSaint wrote:
I really don't remember you being so aggressive Jophiel.
I'm wearing Spring-Time Rage.
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#6 May 06 2009 at 12:30 PM Rating: Good
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BoondockSaint wrote:
I really don't remember you being so aggressive Jophiel.
I'm wearing Spring-Time Rage.
I laughed so hard, CROSS THREAD FORUM SHENANIGAINS came out of my nose.
#7 May 06 2009 at 12:31 PM Rating: Excellent
Joph, your sig is out of date.

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#8 May 06 2009 at 12:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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NixNot wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
BoondockSaint wrote:
I really don't remember you being so aggressive Jophiel.
I'm wearing Spring-Time Rage.
I laughed so hard, CROSS THREAD FORUM SHENANIGAINS came out of my nose.


What did it look like?

Was it full of rainbows and unicorns and mace?
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#9 May 06 2009 at 12:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
You know what? Fuck you. I'll change my signature line when I damn well feel like it. If it's up until September, you can shut the fuck up about it. I'm sick of your Blondie-Barbie-Ballerina shit where you flounce in and expect people to change their lives just because you have tits. **** off and leave me alone.


I still forget you ever changed your signature from your "have a kid", "33" even though that was years and years ago now, you old ****. You probably forgot how to change the damn signature line.

I'm not tall enough, blond enough, or graceful enough to pull any blondie-barbie-ballerina **** and really am more comparable to some sort of "hot for teacher" or "nasty librarian" type, thank you very much, and I NEVER flounce. As for my tits, they're real, and they're fantastic, but my *** is really more deserving of attention (not in the AIDS spreading way, just in the Sir Mix Alot way).

I'd never expect anyone to change anything because I have tits. I expect them to change because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh-darn it, people like me...better than you. Yes, you. Also: you.

Nexa

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#10 May 06 2009 at 12:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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NixNot wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
BoondockSaint wrote:
I really don't remember you being so aggressive Jophiel.
I'm wearing Spring-Time Rage.
I laughed so hard, CROSS THREAD FORUM SHENANIGAINS came out of my nose.
That should have been colored Peru.
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#11 May 06 2009 at 12:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
NixNot wrote:
Today is an awesome day.
Maybe later her boyfriend will come by to bold shit from my post and say "False". Then it'll be awesomer.


Yeah, maybe if I give him time off from performing oral.

Nexa



ETA: I have to be nice the majority of time to elicit that reaction to the above sentence. You know you ******* loved it.

Edited, May 6th 2009 4:34pm by Nexa
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#12 May 06 2009 at 12:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
NixNot wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
BoondockSaint wrote:
I really don't remember you being so aggressive Jophiel.
I'm wearing Spring-Time Rage.
I laughed so hard, CROSS THREAD FORUM SHENANIGAINS came out of my nose.
That should have been colored Peru.


I'm partial to Cornflower Blue.

Oh jesus they actually have cornflower blue in the list.
#13 May 06 2009 at 12:34 PM Rating: Good
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As for my tits, they're real, and they're fantastic, but my *** is really more deserving of attention


Pics or it didn't happen.
#14 May 06 2009 at 12:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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More like snot, appropriately enough.

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#15 May 06 2009 at 12:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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You know you @#%^ing loved it.


I haven't seen this many people in the Asylum since 2004.

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#16 May 06 2009 at 12:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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#17 May 06 2009 at 12:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Flounce is a great word.
#18 May 06 2009 at 12:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nadenu wrote:
Flounce is a great word.


For whatever reason, I can't picture someone "flouncing" without the use of a frilly skirt.


I hate frilly skirts.

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#19 May 06 2009 at 12:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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It is. I've been overusing it lately because I've happily rediscovered its awesomeness.

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#20 May 06 2009 at 12:47 PM Rating: Excellent
I've always kind of had a strange association in my head between flounce, and trollop. It just seems like when one is said, the other is sure to follow.
#21 May 06 2009 at 12:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hence the genesis of the word "trounce".

It's what an angry trollop does on her way out the door.

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#22 May 06 2009 at 12:51 PM Rating: Excellent
Samira wrote:
Hence the genesis of the word "trounce".

It's what an angry trollop does on her way out the door.


Does she flollop on the way in?

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#23 May 06 2009 at 12:51 PM Rating: Good
I don't like to take the association that far, because I associate trounce, with glomp, and that's getting too close to furdom for my liking.
#24 May 06 2009 at 12:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Samira wrote:
Hence the genesis of the word "trounce".

It's what an angry trollop does on her way out the door.


Does she flollop on the way in?



I believe only mattresses are allowed to flollop.

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#25 May 06 2009 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good
Samira wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Samira wrote:
Hence the genesis of the word "trounce".

It's what an angry trollop does on her way out the door.


Does she flollop on the way in?



I believe only mattresses are allowed to flollop.


I heard that in Ancient Egypt, whales would also flollop sometimes.

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#26 May 06 2009 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good
Samira wrote:
I believe only mattresses are allowed to flollop.

Not quite, they mostly partake in gupping and willomying.
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