http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/woman-marries-dolphin/2006/01/01/1136050339590.html
So, apparently this woman married a dolphin back in 2006. The problem with this? She shops at her local Wal-Mart, where they now sell chum to corner the Half-Human, Half-Dolphin child market. Chum is icky, stinky, and visually disgusting.
Discuss.
edit: I fail at spelling...
Edited, May 6th 2009 3:22pm by SirElephant
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SLIPPERY SLOPE! ZOMG! PANIC IN THE STREETS!
Now wait, she married a whatnow? Seriously? Wow.
Now wait, she married a whatnow? Seriously? Wow.
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Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago
This is really a homosexual partnership thread in disguise.
Oh wait: apparently, if you're dealing with non-humans, it's perfectly acceptable to call a male "Cindy".
Edited, May 6th 2009 2:24pm by BrownDuck
Wondering how big the bottle-nose is, Nix?
My god, Next you'll be hearing stories about men trying to marry other men....
oh wait...
oh wait...
If we let them marry dolphins then next you know we'll be letting people marry intangible ideas. I don't want to be married to a lie.
Allegory wrote:
If we let them marry dolphins then next you know we'll be letting people marry intangible ideas. I don't want to be married to a lie.
Why not? Most people are already.
The One and Only toohotforu wrote:
Why not? Most people are already.
Obviously you and humor are now divorced.
I keed.
Allegory wrote:
The One and Only toohotforu wrote:
Why not? Most people are already.
Obviously you and humor are now divorced.
I keed.
Yeah Humor and I just had it out. But I met this nice guy named Sarcasm and we are getting to know each other.
Wondering how big the bottle-nose is, Nix?
I think the "blow hole" would be more interesting.
I think the "blow hole" would be more interesting.
What an untimely wait for a troll. Their costumer service is really lacking..................
Edited, May 6th 2009 4:34pm by SirElephant
Edited, May 6th 2009 4:34pm by SirElephant
SirElephant wrote:
What an untimely wait for a troll. Their costumer service is really lacking..................
Edited, May 6th 2009 4:34pm by SirElephant
Edited, May 6th 2009 4:34pm by SirElephant
I think they're out of your size.
OLDE NEWS IS OLDE.
All the new kids are into Objectum Sexuality.
All the new kids are into Objectum Sexuality.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
The Great BrownDuck wrote:
Oh wait: apparently, if you're dealing with non-humans, it's perfectly acceptable to call a male "Cindy".
Is that Tailmon's name?
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