http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/woman-marries-dolphin/2006/01/01/1136050339590.html
So, apparently this woman married a dolphin back in 2006. The problem with this? She shops at her local Wal-Mart, where they now sell chum to corner the Half-Human, Half-Dolphin child market. Chum is icky, stinky, and visually disgusting.
Discuss.
edit: I fail at spelling...
Edited, May 6th 2009 3:22pm by SirElephant