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Little known fact: my posts are actually elastic. They look heavier, but they bounce when threads hit bottom.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Your posts weigh more, they are in bold and everything.
Little known fact: my posts are actually elastic. They look heavier, but they bounce when threads hit bottom.
He types them up in the blood of Lemurs too. Just for added effect.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Your posts weigh more, they are in bold and everything.
Little known fact: my posts are actually elastic. They look heavier, but they bounce when threads hit bottom.
Sounds like they are full of cheese
Gawd, stop posting!
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****!
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****!
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
He types them up in the blood of Lemurs too. Just for added effect.
I type them with the blood of Lemurs. It's not easy to challenge myself when posting any more, I'm long past the scholastic charms of simple rhetorical flourishes.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Nixnot is awesome.
Edit: Wrong thread! Damnit!
Edited, May 11th 2009 8:32pm by Pawkeshup
Edit: Wrong thread! Damnit!
Edited, May 11th 2009 8:32pm by Pawkeshup
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
Nixnot is awesome.
Edit: Wrong thread! Damnit!
For fuck sake, it's like posting in thread made of people from obscure oblasts who just discovered the internet.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
+1 for the use of 'oblast'in a sentence!
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
+1 for the use of 'oblast'in a sentence!
I've been reading about neuroplasticity lately, and apparently, using obscure vocabulary helps prevent the deterioration of language learning neural pathways that deteriorate with age.
So expect more of it, I guess, unless I forget. I'm getting old, after all.
I've been reading about neuroplasticity lately, and apparently, using obscure vocabulary helps prevent the deterioration of language learning neural pathways that deteriorate with age.
So expect more of it, I guess, unless I forget. I'm getting old, after all.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Aproaching my mid 40's as I am, in a thoroughly disgraceful manner, I'm more concerned with not mending physically after sport type injuries, or alcohol, as efficiently as I used to.
Whereas, on the other hand, my mental capacity appea
Whereas, on the other hand, my mental capacity appea
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Aproaching my mid 40's as I am, in a thoroughly disgraceful manner, I'm more concerned with not mending physically after sport type injuries, or alcohol, as efficiently as I used to.
I feel your pain. I walked 8 miles the other day and was so tired afterward that I didn't have the energy to do anything but get plastered on gin and tonics. Not that I'm really complaining, I guess. Maybe this getting old thing isn't so bad after all.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Maybe this getting old thing isn't so bad after all.
Says the guy in his 30's. FUck you.
Its true. I faceplanted into a sandbank after a precipitous drop on a fast left hand wave (surfing) the other day. I didn't break my nose, but judging by the crunch I heard, I wasnt far from it. Loadsa blood and snot all over the place.
After 3 beers and a glass or two o' port in the evening i was feeling fine again.
The next morning however........
Ouch!
After 3 beers and a glass or two o' port in the evening i was feeling fine again.
The next morning however........
Ouch!
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Well, do pardon my lack of proper execution when selecting which thread I was to reply in. However, I believe you have some misconception in regard to the veracity of this act. Perhaps, one could consider that my prior behavior within the confines of this discussion thread have been counterproductive to previous implicit requests to cease and desist all further activity in order to allow for the natural course of this thread's demise.
Edited, May 11th 2009 9:26pm by Pawkeshup
Edited, May 11th 2009 9:26pm by Pawkeshup
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
I once personally bumped a thread in here (well, "here" being a relative term anymore) for 2 years.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I once personally bumped a thread in here (well, "here" being a relative term anymore) for 2 years.
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
I once personally bumped a thread in here (well, "here" being a relative term anymore) for 2 years.
Sounds like something you'd consider a blast.
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Smasharoo wrote:
I once personally bumped a thread in here (well, "here" being a relative term anymore) for 2 years.
Sounds like something you'd consider a blast.
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
Quote:
Especially if each bump came with a karma nuke or some choice troll baiting.
Nah, it probably came with
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Especially if each bump came with a karma nuke or some choice troll baiting.
Nah, it probably came with
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
Well, do pardon my lack of proper execution when selecting which thread I was to reply in. However, I believe you have some misconception in regard to the veracity of this act. Perhaps, one could consider that my prior behavior within the confines of this discussion thread have been counterproductive to previous implicit requests to cease and desist all further activity in order to allow for the natural course of this thread's demise.
Edited, May 11th 2009 9:26pm by Pawkeshup
Edited, May 11th 2009 9:26pm by Pawkeshup
Means: "No U."
Edited, May 11th 2009 11:05pm by Aripyanfar
Aripyanfar wrote:
Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
Well, do pardon my lack of proper execution when selecting which thread I was to reply in. However, I believe you have some misconception in regard to the veracity of this act. Perhaps, one could consider that my prior behavior within the confines of this discussion thread have been counterproductive to previous implicit requests to cease and desist all further activity in order to allow for the natural course of this thread's demise.
Edited, May 11th 2009 9:26pm by Pawkeshup
Edited, May 11th 2009 9:26pm by Pawkeshup
Means:
Edited, May 11th 2009 11:05pm by Aripyanfar
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
paulsol wrote:
Aproaching my mid 40's as I am, in a thoroughly disgraceful manner, I'm more concerned with not mending physically after sport type injuries, or alcohol, as efficiently as I used to.
Yoga. Seriously. I play footy every week, sometimes twice a week. Three years ago, I got a nasty ankle injury that took ages to heal. For about two years, every time I played I'd get a little niggling injury, at best, or I'd get something that would keep me out for 2/3 weeks: twisting the ankle, groin strain, bruised toe, whatever. Sometimes I'd walk down teh street, and twist my ankle. For no other reason that my ankles were not rebuilt properly. So my girlfriend convinced me to do some yoga, mostly to rebuild the ankle. And mate, I haven't had an injury since I started. It's been over a year.
Seriously it's like magic, but on drugs.
LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
mommy and daddy are pregnant which means we're brothers now. <3u
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
Mommy AND Daddy?
(I got dibs on coming out of mommy)
What's daddy gonna push the baby out of?
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LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
mommy and daddy are pregnant which means we're brothers now. <3u
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
Mommy AND Daddy?
(I got dibs on coming out of mommy)
What's daddy gonna push the baby out of?
The Rainbow hole that the FABULOUS brother comes in.
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