Jellybean BurglarFollow

I read this as "Jellybean Burger," and was expecting yet another fat American joke/disgusting food thread.

It almost did say Jellybean Burger... I didn't catch my spelling at first.

That does sound disgusting.

Teenagers... always teenagers.

Depending on the type of jelly bean, I could possibly be convinced to break into a house to steal some.

I like Orange Crush and strawberry cheesecake flavored ones.

I can, It makes me laugh a little on the inside.

Yeah. I immediately smell something similar happening. Kid either ate some jellybeans, knew he wasn't supposed to, and broke the window to make it look like someone broke in, or broke the window and figured he'd cover his tracks by swiping the jar (double score really!).


I remember breaking a window once as a kid and actually going through the thought process of trying to make it look like someone broke into the house. I think I finally decided it wasn't worth trying. My parents were pretty quick to sniff out when we were BSing them and I'd just get in more trouble. But I can definitely see some kid doing this.

Whatever else may have gone wrong in my life, at least I can honestly claim that I never once considered staging a break-in to my own home.

When I hid my jelly beans from my wife, I never imagined she'd turn to a life of crime to get her fix...

That would be the single most awesome reason for a divorce.

depends on where you hide them.... giggity giggity.