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#1 Apr 30 2009 at 1:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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. . . ribs.

My Baby's Back!

My beautiful car has been lovingly restored after being NixNotted on the motorway at the end of March.

My worries about their ability to repair it appear unfounded so far.

Woohoo!
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#2 Apr 30 2009 at 1:58 PM Rating: Excellent
Nobby wrote:
My beautiful car has been lovingly restored after being NixNotted on the motorway at the end of March.
I must have missed the original story thread, but from your terminology, I'm guessing you got rear-ended.


Hard.






And repeatedly.

EDIT: Also, thank you for being one of like ten people that remembers to capitalize the second N.

Edited, Apr 30th 2009 4:59pm by NixNot
#3 Apr 30 2009 at 2:02 PM Rating: Good
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Car in NixNotted state

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Car restored
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#4 May 01 2009 at 1:59 AM Rating: Good
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Looks to me like car was fisted. It should have comeback with a bit of a scar line to scare the other cars from messing with it in the future.

#6 May 01 2009 at 2:39 AM Rating: Excellent
SeventeenDiamonds wrote:
I initially didn't want to point out the fact that the first picture shows the damage to the car, and the second shows a gratuitous artsy motor-show picture of your car that has nothing to do with to damage, to me, at least, illustrating a borderline unhealthy enthusiasm for your car. I wonder if you s'uck c'ock at all? Any thoughts appreciated.
You are just so adorable.
#7 May 01 2009 at 2:45 AM Rating: Decent
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SeventeenDiamonds wrote:
I initially didn't want to point out the fact that the first picture shows the damage to the car, and the second shows a gratuitous artsy motor-show picture of your car that has nothing to do with to damage, to me, at least, illustrating a borderline unhealthy enthusiasm for your car. I wonder if you s'uck c'ock at all? Any thoughts appreciated.


You're getting your Nobby confused with your Nix, methinks.
#8 May 01 2009 at 2:54 AM Rating: Good
I'm still trying to figure out how having an unhealthy obsession with a car leads to being a cocksucker.
#9 May 01 2009 at 3:06 AM Rating: Decent
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Obviously, a love of cars is not masculine. A real man knows nothing about cars or how to drive them, and always stops to ask for directions.
#10 May 01 2009 at 3:06 AM Rating: Good
SeventeenDiamonds wrote:
I initially didn't want to point out the fact that the first picture shows the damage to the car, and the second shows a gratuitous artsy motor-show picture of your car that has nothing to do with to damage, to me, at least, illustrating a borderline unhealthy enthusiasm for your car. I wonder if you s'uck c'ock at all? Any thoughts appreciated.


You sound like a rather angry and belligerant ****.

I really don't care about cars, but Nobby's pic doesn't seem especially controversial. Were he lying naked accross the bonnet with a ***** up his ***** you might have a point, but it seems to me you're just out to pick a fight.

I hope these thoughts are appreciated.
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#11 May 01 2009 at 3:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby's pic doesn't seem especially controversial. Were he lying naked accross the bonnet with a ***** up his ***** you might have a point, but it seems to me you're just out to pick a fight.









BRB
#13 May 01 2009 at 3:55 AM Rating: Good
SeventeenDiamonds wrote:
Well maybe he's innocent, but then again maybe you are, and you clearly suck *****, so the issue is obviously not that clear-cut. I hope this has made you think in the way your statement did me.


It made me think you have a slight obssession with **** sucking.
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#14 May 01 2009 at 4:06 AM Rating: Good
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This thread has caused "Baby Got Back" to be stuck in my head.

[angry face] NOBBY!
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#16 May 01 2009 at 4:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby, you're supposed to photograph the same corner of your car both times so we can see that it's fixed.
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#17 May 01 2009 at 4:33 AM Rating: Good
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Nobby, you're supposed to photograph the same corner of your car both times so we can see that it's fixed.


Otherwise it means you suck *****.

Obviously.
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#18 May 01 2009 at 4:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Otherwise it means you suck *****.

Obviously.


Let's be honest here. Who on this board isn't a cocksucker?

Take that in as serious or as lighthearted a comment as you wish, possibly both.
#19 May 01 2009 at 4:43 AM Rating: Good
Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
Let's be honest here. Who on this board isn't a cocksucker?



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I have big tonsils, and sucking **** always gives me a sore throat.
#20 May 01 2009 at 4:43 AM Rating: Good
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What kind of ***** are you, Nix. Smiley: oyvey
#21 May 01 2009 at 4:47 AM Rating: Good
I'm a stealth ***.


The Straight's Gay.


Haven't we been over this before?
#22 May 01 2009 at 4:48 AM Rating: Good
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Seventeen Diamonds must have clicked on the restored beast, and noticed the gorgeous but tastefully understated rainbow that it came back with.
#23 May 01 2009 at 4:53 AM Rating: Good
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Seventeen Diamonds must have clicked on the restored beast, and noticed the gorgeous but tastefully understated rainbow that it came back with.


Considering what a diamond will do to a beam of light, I'm not surprised with his obsession honestly.
#24 May 01 2009 at 5:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
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Seventeen Diamonds must have clicked on the restored beast, and noticed the gorgeous but tastefully understated rainbow that it came back with.


Considering what a diamond will do to a beam of light, I'm not surprised with his obsession honestly.

Considering what a single crystal drop hung up in direct sunlight will do to enchant a room with glorious prisms, it's hard to imagine the magical explosion of fabulousness 17 of them would do.
#25 May 01 2009 at 5:27 AM Rating: Good
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Considering what a single crystal drop hung up in direct sunlight will do to enchant a room with glorious prisms, it's hard to imagine the magical explosion of fabulousness 17 of them would do.
That's kinda gay.



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#26 May 01 2009 at 5:38 AM Rating: Good
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NixNot wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
Considering what a single crystal drop hung up in direct sunlight will do to enchant a room with glorious prisms, it's hard to imagine the magical explosion of fabulousness 17 of them would do.
That's kinda gay.



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