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#1 Apr 30 2009 at 9:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Girl thrashes would-be muggers with baton.

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#2 Apr 30 2009 at 9:15 AM Rating: Good
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She obviously needs an anger management class.
#3 Apr 30 2009 at 9:17 AM Rating: Excellent
Nothing like getting beaten up by a marching band geek to really throw off one's cadence.
#4 Apr 30 2009 at 9:25 AM Rating: Excellent
Admiral Tzemesce wrote:
Nothing like getting beaten up by a marching band geek to really throw off one's cadence.
INORITE? Just imagine how bad it would feel if it was two against OWAITAMINUTE
#5 Apr 30 2009 at 9:29 AM Rating: Decent
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The baton twirler should be a RLSH.





Edited, Apr 30th 2009 7:29pm by Elinda
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#6 Apr 30 2009 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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#7 Apr 30 2009 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
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Reminds me of that
Time a dude tried to carjack
A judo team's van.


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#8 Apr 30 2009 at 12:33 PM Rating: Default
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This one time, at band camp...



#9 May 01 2009 at 2:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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It is a shame young girls feel they have to take sterioids in order to compete in the marching band.
Bet the two innocent victims are glad she didnt have a sword baton.
#11 May 01 2009 at 2:44 AM Rating: Decent
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Bahahaha. That's ******* awesome.
#12 May 01 2009 at 3:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Attention grabbing story that empowers young ladies? Yes.

Justification for attempting to resist mugging? Probably not.

I don't know really. It's a toss up as to what the best course of action is... risk getting hurt more by capitulating and getting molested/raped.... or risk getting hurt more by resisting and making them angry and getting raped/beaten/killed?
#13 May 01 2009 at 3:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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I don't know really. It's a toss up as to what the best course of action is...


In your case, might I suggest sleeping a bit?
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#14 May 01 2009 at 3:53 AM Rating: Decent
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I did, I just woke up and I feel great for some reason. It kind of reminds me of highschool. I did have a terrible dream though; it made me cry after I woke up.

Been on some kind of high all yesterday really, no illicit substances either.
#15 May 01 2009 at 6:57 AM Rating: Good
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Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
Justification for attempting to resist mugging? Probably not.


You want her to kneel on the ground and let them do whatever they want to her? What kind of fcked up hentai self-defence policy is that?

When I did self defence I got told to run away, which is exactly what that girl did after punching one of them in the ****. It's a perfect example of how to defend yourself in that situation.
#16 May 02 2009 at 3:51 AM Rating: Decent
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You want her to kneel on the ground and let them do whatever they want to her? What kind of fcked up hentai self-defence policy is that?


Did you purposefully ignore my confusion and angst?
#17 May 02 2009 at 7:03 AM Rating: Decent
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I'd be afraid of anyone wielding one of these, even if it is a 17 year old girl.
http://kegshost.org.uk/modx/assets/images/extra%20curricular/CCFbatonsmall.jpg

My father was a drum major in college, he did a flaming-baton special.

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#18 May 03 2009 at 12:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
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You want her to kneel on the ground and let them do whatever they want to her? What kind of fcked up hentai self-defence policy is that?


Did you purposefully ignore my confusion and angst?


There shouldn't be any confusion about her reaction. It was a good reaction.
#19 May 03 2009 at 1:56 AM Rating: Decent
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It was good for her because it worked, in retrospect, when we're judging after the fact. I have no idea whether or not that her actions would be the best statistically in terms of victim survival or victim uh.. pain avoidance, and therefore I have no idea if that her actions are good to prescribe. It's very confusing if you don't have those numbers.
#20 May 03 2009 at 2:46 AM Rating: Decent
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Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
It was good for her because it worked, in retrospect, when we're judging after the fact. I have no idea whether or not that her actions would be the best statistically in terms of victim survival or victim uh.. pain avoidance, and therefore I have no idea if that her actions are good to prescribe. It's very confusing if you don't have those numbers.


Kicking a guy in the crotch and running away is and always will be the optimum reaction.

Edited, May 3rd 2009 6:48am by zepoodle
#21 May 03 2009 at 11:42 PM Rating: Good
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zepoodle wrote:
Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
It was good for her because it worked, in retrospect, when we're judging after the fact. I have no idea whether or not that her actions would be the best statistically in terms of victim survival or victim uh.. pain avoidance, and therefore I have no idea if that her actions are good to prescribe. It's very confusing if you don't have those numbers.


Kicking a guy in the crotch and running away is and always will be the optimum reaction.

Edited, May 3rd 2009 6:48am by zepoodle

I have seriously with all-out intent tried to kick/knee a guy in the crotch 5 times, and not once did I ever get anywhere close to connecting. From my experience, you all come with hardwired crotch-protection reflexes that totally bypass your conscious brains.
#22 May 04 2009 at 2:44 AM Rating: Decent
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Aripyanfar wrote:
I have seriously with all-out intent tried to kick/knee a guy in the crotch 5 times, and not once did I ever get anywhere close to connecting. From my experience, you all come with hardwired crotch-protection reflexes that totally bypass your conscious brains.


You have to be fast. Fast.

It also helps if you've taken any self-defence courses at all, just so you become used to the mechanics of punching and kicking. Every good parent should teach their darling daughter how to break a man's pinky finger before she turns sixteen.
#23 May 04 2009 at 5:02 AM Rating: Decent
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zepoodle wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
I have seriously with all-out intent tried to kick/knee a guy in the crotch 5 times, and not once did I ever get anywhere close to connecting. From my experience, you all come with hardwired crotch-protection reflexes that totally bypass your conscious brains.


You have to be fast. Fast.

It also helps if you've taken any self-defence courses at all, just so you become used to the mechanics of punching and kicking. Every good parent should teach their darling daughter how to break a man's pinky finger before she turns sixteen.

My wife commented on this the other day. At the slightest feint I will immediately turn and lift my leg to block.
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