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#152 May 01 2009 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
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Remember, in 2002, when supposedly everyone was cheering for the New York Yankees to win Pennant, even Bostonians? Well I wasn't. I was cheering for the other team. FUck you, NYC.

I told my NY friends. They appreciated it.
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#153 May 01 2009 at 2:59 PM Rating: Good
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Warchief Annabella wrote:
Remember, in 2002, when supposedly everyone was cheering for the New York Yankees to win Pennant, even Bostonians? Well I wasn't. I was cheering for the other team. FUck you, NYC.

I told my NY friends. They appreciated it.


Well obviously you and your friends all hate America Smiley: disappointed
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#154 May 01 2009 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
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Warchief Annabella wrote:
Remember, in 2002, when supposedly everyone was cheering for the New York Yankees to win Pennant, even Bostonians? Well I wasn't. I was cheering for the other team. FUck you, NYC.

I told my NY friends. They appreciated it.


Well obviously you and your friends all hate America Smiley: disappointed


I'd rather have the Pyongyang Juche Warriors win than the ******* Yankees.
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#155 May 01 2009 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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Warchief Annabella wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Warchief Annabella wrote:
Remember, in 2002, when supposedly everyone was cheering for the New York Yankees to win Pennant, even Bostonians? Well I wasn't. I was cheering for the other team. FUck you, NYC.

I told my NY friends. They appreciated it.
Well obviously you and your friends all hate America Smiley: disappointed
I'd rather have the Pyongyang Juche Warriors win than the @#%^ing Yankees.
I don't know a single real New Yorker that likes the Yankees. Granted, Yankees and Mets fans are about as compatible as friends as Crips and Bloods, but still. Yankees suck.

Edited, May 1st 2009 7:25pm by lolgaxe
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#156 May 02 2009 at 2:30 AM Rating: Decent
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For the record. I HAVE put my life on the line for this Country. I am a combat Veteran of a foreign war ( Desert Storm). I HAVE lived in NYC before and I DID lose friends on 9/11.


Really? See much "combat" did you? Or were you sitting on your *** in a tent wondering what was happening? I think we both know what the reality was, don't we?

I lost friends in a car accident. Oddly I don't start pissing myself and faint when I see a car. I admit that it's hard for me to see the point of view of a weak emotional cripple, but maybe if you keep posting, I'll come around.



Dear Lord, just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any more clueless or just out right pathetic. Nope, wasn't hiding in a cave pissing myself like you would've been.

I've also lost friends in car wrecks and to cancer and to suicide and to pretty much anything else you can think of. It's obvious in your little fantasy world that you're a bad *** and have it all figured out. You insulting me is like Stalin calling Mother Teresa a *****.


I have some bad news for you sunshine. Some of us are the real deal. Granted, I take your bait as you mess with me, but that's because I find it entertaining. You never fail to lift my spirits with your absurdities. Please continue.
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#157 May 02 2009 at 10:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Dear Lord, just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any more clueless or just out right pathetic. Nope, wasn't hiding in a cave pissing myself like you would've been.


Really? Which unit were you in?


I've also lost friends in car wrecks and to cancer and to suicide and to pretty much anything else you can think of. It's obvious in your little fantasy world that you're a bad *** and have it all figured out. You insulting me is like Stalin calling Mother Teresa a *****.


Sadly for you, I'm a bad *** and have it all figured out in the real world. In my little fantasy world, I'm a 900 foot tall bulletproof robot pimp.


I have some bad news for you sunshine. Some of us are the real deal. Granted, I take your bait as you mess with me, but that's because I find it entertaining. You never fail to lift my spirits with your absurdities. Please continue.


Yeah, some of us are. Some of us are giant quivering pussies who think sitting around in the desert wearing a uniform qualify them as experts in war. Why'd you leave, sissy? Was the sunburn just too much for you to take? I respect members of a warrior culture who are warriors. Cowards like you attempting to co-opt that culture, on the other hand make me physically ill. Maybe you can buy a Katana at a flea market and call yourself a Samurai next year.
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#158 May 02 2009 at 10:03 AM Rating: Decent
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You insulting me is like Stalin calling Mother Teresa a *****.


What have you got against Stalin?
#159 May 02 2009 at 11:23 AM Rating: Good
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Really? Which unit were you in?


I was assigned to the 701st M.I. when war broke out, more on that below.


Sadly for you, I'm a bad *** and have it all figured out in the real world. In my little fantasy world, I'm a 900 foot tall bulletproof robot pimp.



Well hell, we have something in common.


Yeah, some of us are. Some of us are giant quivering pussies who think sitting around in the desert wearing a uniform qualify them as experts in war. Why'd you leave, sissy? Was the sunburn just too much for you to take? I respect members of a warrior culture who are warriors. Cowards like you attempting to co-opt that culture, on the other hand make me physically ill. Maybe you can buy a Katana at a flea market and call yourself a Samurai next year.



More bad news for your once again hilariously erroneous assessment of me. I actually Volunteered to go. Yep, I didn't even have to. I hate to give you any fuel but from both my Grandfathers on down, most of the males in my family served in some war or conflict. I felt "obligated" to be in the thick of it.


Talk your talk, make your claims, but I still fail to see you offer anything other than a lot of hot air. You're simply out of your league. I do enjoy your comments, and fully understand you consider yourself a polemic, but at some point you need to offer something that lends credence to your attacks.


As for why I left. I never had any intentions of being in the military as a career. I just felt that every American SHOULD serve his Country. There's lots of folks that give lip service to ideals, but very few with the courage to actually make the sacrifices or take the risks. Where do you really stand? What have you really done?


Here's your chance to offer something other than hollow insults that only serve to make you look like a joke. Please, provide something real, something of substance, something that proves you're not just a loud mouth fraud.

Edited, May 2nd 2009 3:39pm by CoalHeart
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#160 May 02 2009 at 12:04 PM Rating: Decent
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I was assigned to the 701st M.I.


Try again.

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#161 May 02 2009 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
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Coalheart wrote:
Here's your chance to offer something other than hollow insults that only serve to make you look like a joke. Please, provide something real, something of substance, something that proves you're not just a loud mouth fraud.



Smasharoo wrote:

I was assigned to the 701st M.I.


Try again.




1: Your response doesn't make any sense, but it does prove point #2.
2: Yep, just as I thought, you're all mouth.


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#162 May 02 2009 at 1:05 PM Rating: Decent
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1: Your response doesn't make any sense, but it does prove point #2.
2: Yep, just as I thought, you're all mouth.


Yeah, no. Did you mean the 701st MP perchance?
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#163 May 02 2009 at 1:17 PM Rating: Good
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I just felt that every American SHOULD serve his Country.


Why exactly do you feel this way?

Furthermore, why do you feel that fighting in a war is serving your country?
#164 May 02 2009 at 1:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Why exactly do you feel this way?

Furthermore, why do you feel that fighting in a war is serving your country?


Narcissism, obviously. Surely you realized that immediately.
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#165 May 02 2009 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:

1: Your response doesn't make any sense, but it does prove point #2.
2: Yep, just as I thought, you're all mouth.


Yeah, no. Did you mean the 701st MP perchance?


Nah, I wasn't an MP. I was in Military Intelligence. Had a Top Secret security clearance and the whole nine yards. I don't think I would have made a good police officer then, nor would I now. I'd be fired for missing my speeding ticket quota pretty quick. I'd also fail to lock folks up for having a joint. I don't smoke the stuff, but I don't see it as a criminal offense.


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#166 May 02 2009 at 1:25 PM Rating: Decent
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Nah, I wasn't an MP. I was in Military Intelligence.


You're lying. I'm the wrong person to play this game with. Possibly the absolute wrong person.

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#167 May 02 2009 at 1:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Narcissism, obviously. Surely you realized that immediately.


That's why I wrote "do" instead of "would." I wanted his opinion, not the reason.

Always got to be takin' my fun Smiley: frown

Edited, May 2nd 2009 5:35pm by Pensive
#168 May 02 2009 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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Nah, I wasn't an MP. I was in Military Intelligence.


You're lying. I'm the wrong person to play this game with. Possibly the absolute wrong person.




Nope, I'm a lot of bad things, but liar isn't one of them. I was indeed in Military Intelligence and had a Top secret clearance. We worked under NSA and my "official" job description was "analyze and interpret electromagnetic Phenomena".


I don't play games. I'm merely listing facts to counter your absurdly inaccurate accusations pertaining to me. I understand most of this is just trying to get a rise out of me and I always take the bait. You know how to push my buttons, but my responses are always facts.


EDIT: Bah! speaking of taking the bait. Pushing my buttons and controlling the dialog. You still haven't posted anything to show you've ever done anything more than a bunch of big talk.. I'm waiting, or do we already have the answer?

Edited, May 2nd 2009 5:52pm by CoalHeart
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#169 May 02 2009 at 2:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nope, I'm a lot of bad things, but liar isn't one of them. I was indeed in Military Intelligence and had a Top secret clearance. We worked under NSA and my "official" job description was "analyze and interpret electromagnetic Phenomena".


Really? You were involved in combat operations during Dessert Storm while you were in Germany working for the NSA? Fascinating.


I don't play games. I'm merely listing facts to counter your absurdly inaccurate accusations pertaining to me. I understand most of this is just trying to get a rise out of me and I always take the bait. You know how to push my buttons, but my responses are always facts.


They aren't.

1. 701st MI wasn't involved in Dessert Storm in any way, shape, or form.

2. You stated you volunteered to go to combat operations (because you love America so much and are a hero) and were attached to 701st MI. This has zero chance of occurring.

This is your time line, so far, genius:

You were in the Army. War broke out in the Gulf, and you volunteered to go. You didn't have to, but you thought it was important to serve your country. After you volunteered you were "in combat" when you were "attached" to a MI group that processes European SIGINT. IT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT COMMAND YOU MORONIC AMATEUR. Not only that, it's not even the right NSA listening station for SIGINT from that war.

So tell me, PLEASE: What was it you did for 701st MI in Desert Storm in your vital role as...what? What unit were you in before you were "attached" to 701st MI? What was your MOS? Who were your AIT instructors at Huachuca? You trained there, right? You'd have had to if you were in the 701st.

Start googling, *****. Good luck with that.

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I just felt that every American SHOULD serve his Country.


Why exactly do you feel this way?

Furthermore, why do you feel that fighting in a war is serving your country?


For the first question, it just seems to me that it isn't right to enjoy the benefits this Country has to offer as some sort of "free lunch". I don't see it as "my parents ******* I happened to pop out in this Country, so now I'm owed".



For the second part. I don't feel that fighting in a war would always qualify as serving your Country. However, if you truly believe another Nation poses a threat to your Country, way of life and loved ones, and you have the opportunity to do more than run your mouth, then you SHOULD put your money where your mouth is.


Personally, I find it mind boggling that a species as advanced as we claim to be, can't resolve conflicts through communication as opposed to killing each other. But once the violence erupts, you can either surrender or fight back.
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#171 May 02 2009 at 2:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Really? You were involved in combat operations during Dessert Storm while you were in Germany working for the NSA? Fascinating.


They had pretty intense food fights in the mess hall.

Edited, May 2nd 2009 10:18pm by Kavekk
#172 May 02 2009 at 2:17 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't see it as "my parents @#%^ed, I happened to pop out in this Country, so now I'm owed".


You don't believe in universal human rights? Fascinating.

I consider a gbaji like position on that as good as not believing in universal human rights, by the way, just so you don't start quoting locke at me.

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However, if you truly believe another Nation poses a threat to your Country, way of life and loved ones, and you have the opportunity to do more than run your mouth, then you SHOULD put your money where your mouth is.


Did Iraq really pose a thread to us in 1991? Consider than an honest question. I was like, 4. I was always told, however, that we were protecting Kuwait.

It's also slightly ironic that you only mention self-defense because most of the literature I've read on the subject lists Desert storm as the first and last Jus ad Bellum since world war two.

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They had pretty intense food fights in the mess hall.


Where do you think the term "mess" comes from.

Thank you, thank you. Tip your waitress.
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#174 May 02 2009 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
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Start googling, *****. Good luck with that.

Teh Googles has failed you...bad. I wasn't "attached" to the 701st, nor did I go to the AIT you listed, or anything you pulled up. I told you my past experiences. I can't vouch for Google or your interpretations of whatever it pulls up. I only know what actually happened.



Still waiting on your Bomb-shell "I did this".
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#175 May 02 2009 at 2:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Teh Googles has failed you...bad. I wasn't "attached" to the 701st, nor did I go to the AIT you listed, or anything you pulled up. I told you my past experiences. I can't vouch for Google or your interpretations of whatever it pulls up. I only know what actually happened.


What was that, exactly, hero? Tell us a war story. What was it you did? Where was it? Dig yourself in deeper. This thread goes nowhere if you give up on this ludicrous fabrication now. Give the people what they want.






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#176 May 02 2009 at 2:32 PM Rating: Decent
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See here's how I parsed that:

Smash gives a list of inaccuracies which he ostensibly knows firsthand through experience, and wishes you well in trying to backpedal

You assert that you were correct, and list your purported association with the military again.

I don't know if he's correct or not. Someone, however, has made a grievous mistake in facts.

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This thread goes nowhere if you give up on this ludicrous fabrication now. Give the people what they want.


I still want him to answer my questions at least Smiley: frown


Edited, May 2nd 2009 6:34pm by Pensive
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