After a day of playing softball with collegiate "artists", "hairstylists", and other interesting cats and drinking 18 coronas I'm through with alcohol of any kind. At least until UT plays FL.
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Now this is really strange. I'm certain that you only posted about things that... nah, it can't be. There's no blatant attack on Obama and other leftist devils in this post. Hmm.
Maybe it's an anagram of some sort? Maybe if we rearrange the letters it'll actually say something about how Obama is scheming to crash the moon into Earth and then escape using his top-secret escape Negropod fired from the LHC which then causes a black hole to swallow up the conservative media that are trying to uncover his further plots to join his alien Somalian Muslim pirate brothers in space.
Brb, gonna go figure this one out.
Maybe it's an anagram of some sort? Maybe if we rearrange the letters it'll actually say something about how Obama is scheming to crash the moon into Earth and then escape using his top-secret escape Negropod fired from the LHC which then causes a black hole to swallow up the conservative media that are trying to uncover his further plots to join his alien Somalian Muslim pirate brothers in space.
Brb, gonna go figure this one out.
Alcohol is unnatural and against the teachings of Jesus Christ.
I'm trying to visualize or somehow logically determine how someone can manage to drink 18 Corona's while participating in an outdoor activity other than sitting in a lawnchair while grilling (which would still be pretty f'in stupid). I've come to the following conclusions:
1) You played softball with your Sally-*** "artists & hairstylists", but didn't drink.
2) You drank too much, and simply imagined how cool it would be to play softball with your Sally-*** acquaintances.
3) You really are that stupid as to drink that much beer while playing an outdoor sport consisting of swinging a bat and lobbing around a ball the size of a grapefruit. (By the way, grow a pair and play hardball)
4) You played softball and one of your Sally-*** acquaintances beamed in you in the head on purpose because you were spouting off about Obama and his ever-so-obvious conspiracy to wipe out all republicans and you dreamed up the Corona's part. I must admit the image of this happening and some artist pummeling you with a line drive makes me smile. A lot.
5) You're lying.
Shall I make a poll? I'm torn...so many choices.
1) You played softball with your Sally-*** "artists & hairstylists", but didn't drink.
2) You drank too much, and simply imagined how cool it would be to play softball with your Sally-*** acquaintances.
3) You really are that stupid as to drink that much beer while playing an outdoor sport consisting of swinging a bat and lobbing around a ball the size of a grapefruit. (By the way, grow a pair and play hardball)
4) You played softball and one of your Sally-*** acquaintances beamed in you in the head on purpose because you were spouting off about Obama and his ever-so-obvious conspiracy to wipe out all republicans and you dreamed up the Corona's part. I must admit the image of this happening and some artist pummeling you with a line drive makes me smile. A lot.
5) You're lying.
Shall I make a poll? I'm torn...so many choices.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Alcohol is unnatural and against the teachings of Jesus Christ.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Alcohol is unnatural and against the teachings of Jesus Christ.
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I advise you to live according to your new life in the Holy Spirit. Then you won't be doing what your sinful nature craves. The old sinful nature loves to do evil, which is just opposite from what the Holy Spirit wants. And the Spirit gives us desires that are opposite from what the sinful nature desires. These two forces are constantly fighting each other, and your choices are never free from this conflict. ....
When you follow the desires of your sinful nature, your lives will produce these evil results: sexual immorality, impure thoughts, eagerness for lustful pleasure, idolatry, participation in demonic activities, hostility, quarreling, jealousy, outbursts of anger, selfish ambition, divisions, the feeling that everyone is wrong except those in your own little group, envy, drunkenness, wild parties, and other kinds of sin
When you follow the desires of your sinful nature, your lives will produce these evil results: sexual immorality, impure thoughts, eagerness for lustful pleasure, idolatry, participation in demonic activities, hostility, quarreling, jealousy, outbursts of anger, selfish ambition, divisions, the feeling that everyone is wrong except those in your own little group, envy, drunkenness, wild parties, and other kinds of sin
hangtennow wrote:
Ash,
Which is why Jesus chose to hang out with fishermen? But you're right consumption is not a good thing. Neither is womanizing, I've never claimed to be perfect. Unlike you I know the difference between right and wrong, I simply made the wrong choices this weekend and spent sunday paying for it.
Which is why Jesus chose to hang out with fishermen? But you're right consumption is not a good thing. Neither is womanizing, I've never claimed to be perfect. Unlike you I know the difference between right and wrong, I simply made the wrong choices this weekend and spent sunday paying for it.
Just wondering.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
hangtennow wrote:
Ash,
Which is why Jesus chose to hang out with fishermen? But you're right consumption is not a good thing. Neither is womanizing, I've never claimed to be perfect. Unlike you I know the difference between right and wrong, I simply made the wrong choices this weekend and spent sunday paying for it.
Which is why Jesus chose to hang out with fishermen? But you're right consumption is not a good thing. Neither is womanizing, I've never claimed to be perfect. Unlike you I know the difference between right and wrong, I simply made the wrong choices this weekend and spent sunday paying for it.
Anyone that believes their Irish heritage actually has anything to do with their capacity when drinking deserves to be berated for such foolishness. And it absolutely baffles me that you would have a "friend" that you refer to as *****, unless you were one in the same.
hangtennow wrote:
Ryne,
What's wrong with using the word *****? I just don't like when a group of people hijack a word simply because they think it sounds better.
What's wrong with using the word *****? I just don't like when a group of people hijack a word simply because they think it sounds better.
The way you use the word in context isn't quite the way that would be deemed appropriate or "friendly". Unless you were using it as a verb or idiom, in which case it simply doesn't make sense. It's typically considered disparaging or offensive to use when describing someone's mannerisms or sexual preferences. FYI, in case you weren't aware of this (I'm leaning towards them deliberately beaming you with the softball now).
#17REDACTED,
Posted: Apr 27 2009 at 8:56 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Gay used to mean happy. Now it's used to describe a certain class of society simply because that class liked the word.
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4. mentally unbalanced or deranged.
5. Slang: Disparaging and Offensive. a. homosexual.
b. effeminate; unmanly.
6. Slang. bad, worthless, or counterfeit.
I can use dictionary.com, too.
hangtennow wrote:
love it when balls are thrown my way...lmao
hangtennow wrote:
love it when balls are thrown my way
I rest my case...
#22REDACTED,
Posted: Apr 27 2009 at 9:01 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I thought you might get a kick out of that; who says I don't have a sense of humour.
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