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Fact: participating in eel-tentacle sexual relationships does not in any way increase the likelihood of sexually transmitted hovercrafts.
NixNot wrote:
"But interior decorating decreases ones immune system making them more suceptible to contracting the disease."
I will admit, I definitely understand Smash's point about two penises equaling a higher risk, simply because there's more penetration and transfer of bodily fluids and whatnot. However, like others have said, education, instead of this abstinence-condoms-don't-work bullsh*t some people preach, could help (with most likely high degrees of success) to curb that difference to equality.
Edited, May 2nd 2009 5:42pm by Codyy
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However, like others have said, education, instead of this abstinence-condoms-don't-work bullsh*t some people preach, could help (with most likely high degrees of success) to curb that difference to equality.
Nah, probably not. The important thing is that statistics simply don't matter on a personal level.
Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
Nah, probably not. The important thing is that statistics simply don't matter on a personal level.
NixNot FunFact #39442: The only STD he has ever contracted was gonorrhea, in his throat.
Edited, May 2nd 2009 5:53pm by NixNot
I have to admit given your purported history (iirc), I'm slightly astounded.
Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
I have to admit given your purported history (iirc), I'm slightly astounded.
NixNot FunFact #39442: The only STD he has ever contracted was gonorrhea, in his throat.
What was it like? Strep, pretty much?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
NixNot FunFact #39442: The only STD he has ever contracted was gonorrhea, in his throat.
What was it like? Strep, pretty much?
Edited, May 2nd 2009 6:08pm by NixNot
NixNot wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
NixNot FunFact #39442: The only STD he has ever contracted was gonorrhea, in his throat.
What was it like? Strep, pretty much?
Edited, May 2nd 2009 6:08pm by NixNot
Thank GOD I'm finished with my chicken alfredo now...
NixNot wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
NixNot FunFact #39442: The only STD he has ever contracted was gonorrhea, in his throat.
What was it like? Strep, pretty much?
Edited, May 2nd 2009 6:08pm by NixNot
That sounds like the worst thing ever.
It was a pretty horrendous week.
It still doesn't top a couple months ago when I kicked myself in the nuts so hard I have myself an infection. I wouldn't wish that week on my worst enemy.
It still doesn't top a couple months ago when I kicked myself in the nuts so hard I have myself an infection. I wouldn't wish that week on my worst enemy.
NixNot wrote:
I kicked myself in the nuts so hard I have myself an infection.
How does that work--logistically?
NixNot wrote:
It still doesn't top a couple months ago when I kicked myself in the nuts so hard I have myself an infection. I wouldn't wish that week on my worst enemy.
I remember that. You made a thread about your balls, and someone thought it was cancer.
How do you foot --> ********* with any real force behind it, and how does blunt trauma --> infection?
Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
and how does blunt trauma --> infection?
That is easy enough to answer. NixNot has never bathed.
I can't find the thread, and I didn't bookmark it, but here's the long of it.
The sidewalks out front of my house were icy, I had one foot on dry concrete, and one foot on ice when I slipped. I started to do a forward split when my brain kicked in and thought "I'm not that flexible, doing the split is going to hurt like the ************** and so it decided to autocorrect my front leg. To do that, my hip kinda rotated out in order to bring my foot back underneath my leg. My heel swung around in a semicircle, coming to rest directly underneath my crotch. I landed balls first onto the heel of my boot and racked myself like I've never racked myself before. Somewhere around 200lbs of weight, in a freefall, came crashing down on my nads. For the next week or so, it felt like someone was gripping my nuts just hard enough to keep me on the verge of vomiting my brains out.
I basically tore something, or bruised it, or scraped it hard enough to give myself epididymitis.
The sidewalks out front of my house were icy, I had one foot on dry concrete, and one foot on ice when I slipped. I started to do a forward split when my brain kicked in and thought "I'm not that flexible, doing the split is going to hurt like the ************** and so it decided to autocorrect my front leg. To do that, my hip kinda rotated out in order to bring my foot back underneath my leg. My heel swung around in a semicircle, coming to rest directly underneath my crotch. I landed balls first onto the heel of my boot and racked myself like I've never racked myself before. Somewhere around 200lbs of weight, in a freefall, came crashing down on my nads. For the next week or so, it felt like someone was gripping my nuts just hard enough to keep me on the verge of vomiting my brains out.
I basically tore something, or bruised it, or scraped it hard enough to give myself epididymitis.
NixNot wrote:
I can't find the thread, and I didn't bookmark it, but here's the long of it.
The sidewalks out front of my house were icy, I had one foot on dry concrete, and one foot on ice when I slipped. I started to do a forward split when my brain kicked in and thought "I'm not that flexible, doing the split is going to hurt like the ************** and so it decided to autocorrect my front leg. To do that, my hip kinda rotated out in order to bring my foot back underneath my leg. My heel swung around in a semicircle, coming to rest directly underneath my crotch. I landed balls first onto the heel of my boot and racked myself like I've never racked myself before. Somewhere around 200lbs of weight, in a freefall, came crashing down on my nads. For the next week or so, it felt like someone was gripping my nuts just hard enough to keep me on the verge of vomiting my brains out.
I basically tore something, or bruised it, or scraped it hard enough to give myself epididymitis.
The sidewalks out front of my house were icy, I had one foot on dry concrete, and one foot on ice when I slipped. I started to do a forward split when my brain kicked in and thought "I'm not that flexible, doing the split is going to hurt like the ************** and so it decided to autocorrect my front leg. To do that, my hip kinda rotated out in order to bring my foot back underneath my leg. My heel swung around in a semicircle, coming to rest directly underneath my crotch. I landed balls first onto the heel of my boot and racked myself like I've never racked myself before. Somewhere around 200lbs of weight, in a freefall, came crashing down on my nads. For the next week or so, it felt like someone was gripping my nuts just hard enough to keep me on the verge of vomiting my brains out.
I basically tore something, or bruised it, or scraped it hard enough to give myself epididymitis.
I remember the thread.. and I still can't help but laugh hysterically.
You laugh at your friends when they get kicked in the balls.. but when somebody kicks themselves in the balls so hard they get epididymitis? You have to start bawwing on the floor.Dear people I don't like: 凸(â—´―｀â—)凸
It was really nice for that week and more, to have the topic of conversation usually lead up to talking about my balls.
Stuck inside today...at least the rains great for the garden.
Not even talking about the moral implications of homosexuals engaging in **** sex it's easy to see that homosexual, at least men, leads to increased health risks. This is why I refer to homosexuality as a deviant behaviour. Why you people would want to legitamize such behaviour is beyond me.
Not even talking about the moral implications of homosexuals engaging in **** sex it's easy to see that homosexual, at least men, leads to increased health risks. This is why I refer to homosexuality as a deviant behaviour. Why you people would want to legitamize such behaviour is beyond me.
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increased health risks. This is why I refer to homosexuality as a deviant behaviour.
So increased health risk = deviant behaviour? I see.
Any soldiers in here? According to Varrus, you're deviants. Same for anyone who has recreational sex.
Not even talking about the moral implications of homosexuals engaging in **** sex it's easy to see that homosexual, at least men, leads to increased health risks. This is why I refer to homosexuality as a deviant behaviour. Why you people would want to legitamize such behaviour is beyond me.
Everything you've posted holds true of men having heterosexual sex. If your argument is that men having sex with women is deviant behavior, fine. If your argument is that men ************ one another is less deviant than a married couple having intercourse, fine.
If not, move on.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Can we please stop unrating people? I guess it's okay when it's quoted somewhere but jesus it's frustrating.
Of course it's a a deviant behavior (but not for that reason). Some of us like those though, and because deviancy is not sufficient for risking one's health, there's nothing of that particular avenue of perspective worth discussing further.
Varrus? It's varrus right? wrote:
This is why I refer to homosexuality as a deviant behaviour. Why you people would want to legitamize such behaviour is beyond me.
Of course it's a a deviant behavior (but not for that reason). Some of us like those though, and because deviancy is not sufficient for risking one's health, there's nothing of that particular avenue of perspective worth discussing further.
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Stuck inside today...at least the rains great for the garden.
Not even talking about the moral implications of homosexuals engaging in **** sex it's easy to see that homosexual, at least men, leads to increased health risks. This is why I refer to homosexuality as a deviant behaviour. Why you people would want to legitamize such behaviour is beyond me.
Not even talking about the moral implications of homosexuals engaging in **** sex it's easy to see that homosexual, at least men, leads to increased health risks. This is why I refer to homosexuality as a deviant behaviour. Why you people would want to legitamize such behaviour is beyond me.
If an increased health risk is proof of deviant behavior, there are a lot of seemingly normal things that people do that can be considered deviant behavior...
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The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
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Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Of course homosexuals should be allowed to get married.
Why should straight people be the only miserable ones?
Why should straight people be the only miserable ones?
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jtftaru wrote:
Of course homosexuals should be allowed to get married.
Why should straight people be the only miserable ones?
Why should straight people be the only miserable ones?
OMG u are one clever tarutaru!
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