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All the paper is made from the dung of a single animal called Nugget that lives in a wildlife park near Cradle Mountain, one of Tasmania's most popular tourist destinations.
Every day Nugget's droppings are collected by his keeper and sent off to the factory.
Every day Nugget's droppings are collected by his keeper and sent off to the factory.
Holy ************* How does one wombat create enough of the brown stuff to support an entire product?
IDrownFish wrote:
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All the paper is made from the dung of a single animal called Nugget that lives in a wildlife park near Cradle Mountain, one of Tasmania's most popular tourist destinations.
Every day Nugget's droppings are collected by his keeper and sent off to the factory.
Every day Nugget's droppings are collected by his keeper and sent off to the factory.
Holy sh*tbiscuits! How does one wombat create enough of the brown stuff to support an entire product?
A lot of animals have to eat a ton because their body doesn't digest most of the food.
Unlike human *****, these animals have ***** that is made up almost entirely of undigested plant matter.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
TirithRR wrote:
IDrownFish wrote:
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All the paper is made from the dung of a single animal called Nugget that lives in a wildlife park near Cradle Mountain, one of Tasmania's most popular tourist destinations.
Every day Nugget's droppings are collected by his keeper and sent off to the factory.
Every day Nugget's droppings are collected by his keeper and sent off to the factory.
Holy sh*tbiscuits! How does one wombat create enough of the brown stuff to support an entire product?
A lot of animals have to eat a ton because their body doesn't digest most of the food.
Unlike human *****, these animals have ***** that is made up almost entirely of undigested plant matter.
Thank you for helping me better understand what comes out of many animals butts.
Well, now you know how one small animal could produce a lot of waste.
You asked :)
You asked :)
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Makes sense.
Undigested plants contain cellulose and so on.
Undigested plants contain cellulose and so on.
I recycle!
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Cube shaped dung? I understand tubular, spherical, maybe even a long rectangle like a beam, but cube? How does that happen...
SaitohTheNinja Quick Hands wrote:
How does that happen...
Square peg, round hole.
Sure it won't fit the first time, but continue trying and the hole will change shape.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
What a bunch of crap.
SaitohTheNinja Quick Hands wrote:
Cube shaped dung? I understand tubular, spherical, maybe even a long rectangle like a beam, but cube? How does that happen...
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Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
bsphil wrote:
SaitohTheNinja Quick Hands wrote:
Cube shaped dung? I understand tubular, spherical, maybe even a long rectangle like a beam, but cube? How does that happen...
I thought the people just went around gluing cookie cutters to the wombat's ***.
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Shaowstrike wrote:
bsphil wrote:
SaitohTheNinja Quick Hands wrote:
Cube shaped dung? I understand tubular, spherical, maybe even a long rectangle like a beam, but cube? How does that happen...
I thought the people just went around gluing cookie cutters to the wombat's ***.
Nah, that's where the star and heart shaped crap came from.
I read the title and was expecting that picture of the spider on the toilet paper roll. I won't link it just to spare him.
Someone took the phrase "fight fire with fire" a bit too far.
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