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I was wondering if anyone knew of a place where I could trade my kids in and get new ones. It'd have to be a place that takes frequent trades.
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Uglysasquatch, ****** Superhero wrote:
I was wondering if anyone knew of a place where I could trade my kids in and get new ones. It'd have to be a place that takes frequent trades.
Me too.
After a year or so, once they start walking and talking and getting obnoxious, it's a good time to replace them.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Haha, this reminds me...
M wife's sister has a daughter and two sons. When the second boy was born, the daughter (the oldest) complained that she wanted a sister. So I told her that her daddy could take them to the mall and return the baby for another one.
I seemed to be the only person involved that found this funny...
M wife's sister has a daughter and two sons. When the second boy was born, the daughter (the oldest) complained that she wanted a sister. So I told her that her daddy could take them to the mall and return the baby for another one.
I seemed to be the only person involved that found this funny...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
That reminds me. Once when Kai was mad at me and I was an "mean mommy" I told her I could take her to Walmart and drop her off and she could go find a new mommy. 
I have one sister she is the oldest. When the youngest brother Daniel was born in 1963 and she was told she had another brother she said to my mom. "Do you have to bring him home? Cant you get a girl instead? "
My mom had 7, 1 girl 6 boys.
My mom had 7, 1 girl 6 boys.
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
That reminds me. Once when Kai was mad at me and I was an "mean mommy" I told her I could take her to Walmart and drop her off and she could go find a new mommy.
I've told my son something similar. I've even offered to help find him a better mom.
I wasn't sure if I should post this or not, since I'm not a mother, but I figure that what I have to say might definitely support some mothers. Most of you, iirc have pretty young kids, infants to age 5 or so, and it is to them that I address this post, from the perspective of a child.
I was a nightmare of a child to raise, and my parents, but mostly my mother, had to deal with a ******** of problems on her own anyway. She came from a pretty toxic family, and I, even as a baby, seemed to have mental disorders: screaming if she so much left the room or went to the store for three minutes, temper tantrums that would leave toys as well as wall plaster in its wake, a total lack of social conventions that must have been extremely embarrassing to any parent, and depression that started as early as age six. I was in therapy by age ten (which continues to this day) and even with a lot of trial and error in treatment, a lot of those problems that I had as an infant persist, if in a more controlled degree. What's the point?
My parents, but really, mostly my mother never gave up on me, and she still doesn't. She's ******* awesome, and I honestly can't think of a way to thank her enough for sticking with it, as I'm sure that the parents in this thread will. So thanks ladies (and some dudes;) keep it up.
Okay, I'm going to go wash all of the estrogen out of my system now. Jesus writing that almost gave me cavities.
I was a nightmare of a child to raise, and my parents, but mostly my mother, had to deal with a ******** of problems on her own anyway. She came from a pretty toxic family, and I, even as a baby, seemed to have mental disorders: screaming if she so much left the room or went to the store for three minutes, temper tantrums that would leave toys as well as wall plaster in its wake, a total lack of social conventions that must have been extremely embarrassing to any parent, and depression that started as early as age six. I was in therapy by age ten (which continues to this day) and even with a lot of trial and error in treatment, a lot of those problems that I had as an infant persist, if in a more controlled degree. What's the point?
My parents, but really, mostly my mother never gave up on me, and she still doesn't. She's ******* awesome, and I honestly can't think of a way to thank her enough for sticking with it, as I'm sure that the parents in this thread will. So thanks ladies (and some dudes;) keep it up.
Okay, I'm going to go wash all of the estrogen out of my system now. Jesus writing that almost gave me cavities.
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