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Naw, **** is what prevents premature ejaculation when they do get some.



Edited, Apr 17th 2009 12:14pm by catwho

I agree with Joph, the name is thing is purely some sort of quality control. There's so much stuff out there, you need some terms of reference.

Mine are Jenni Lee, Lucy Theodorova, and Maria Ozawa, my all time favourite.

Just wondering, how you came about this wildly inaccurate, outright incorrect assumption? There must have been some sort of cognizant process, regardless of validity, that went on.

I'd assume people using the internet for its god given purpose.

Al Gore knew what he was getting into.

Pretty much...them and myself.

Well, it's different when a couple watches **** together. It can lead to a fairly fun night.

Edited, Apr 17th 2009 2:59pm by Driftwood

Why do you think they wrote the Karma Sutra? It sure as heck wasn't to help increase the chances of impregnation.

The internet was first created so that in the event of a major emergency military leaders would still have access to pornography.

I literally bump[ed into him at an Alice Cooper concert. He looked sick. Clearly has good taste in music though.

I work with a guy over here in Angola who has a friend that hooked him up with Tiffany Towers for the weekend. He lives in Costa Rica and said when she dropped by all she could talk endlessly about was herself. After a while she asked, "Do you know what I do for a living?"

--A bit of background here first. When he had gotten an email from his buddy who arranged this tryst, he asked us what we thought he should do. Many bits of advice were offered, but the gist of it boiled down to don't stare at her breasts, make a pointed effort to look at her face, compliment her on something other than the various parts of her that are sexual in nature (like her smile for instance), talk about her interests (PETA and saving the planet <rolls eyes> Yeah, we checked on her website. She claims to have a deep and abiding love for the environment), pretend to have similar interests, and never, never, never mention her slutty past.--

After not having attempted to bring the subject up, Miss Towers blurted out, "I'm an ex-pornstar! <tee hee!>" and proceeded to watch him to see if that, erm, titilated him. Aside from the fact she looked rode hard and put away wet, she wouldn't shut up, and constantly talked about herself.

He lasted about six hours with her before he made up an excuse why he needed to go into town and that she should go with him because "it was dangerous out here in the jungle." He kicked her to the curb moments after entering the 'ville. Lol.

I warned him it'd be better to imagine what the experience would have been like rather than actually meeting her and discovering that all the sexuality is an utter farce and illusion. He said it took him only minutes before he couldn't stomach the idea of trying to get laid with her. I believe the term he used was "drama queen."

Heheh.

Totem

Sasha Grey, Kayden Kross and Naomi(that shakin' the booty routine during action is INSANE).

It saddens deeply me that I recognize most of the names. I must get a social life ASAP.