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#1 Apr 09 2009 at 10:59 PM Rating: Excellent
Grandmother dies trying to stop sword fight
Grandson, 39, charged in death; another relative, 69, in critical condition


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INDIANAPOLIS - A 77-year-old woman suffered a fatal stab wound while trying to break up a sword fight Thursday between her grandson and brother-in-law, police said.

An autopsy determined Franziska Stegbauer died of a wound from one of the swords, police Sgt. Matthew Mount said. Both men were hospitalized with stab wounds and one was critically hurt.

"We're unsure yet who started this fight, how the swordplay got involved," Mount said. "We're not sure who it was who stabbed the woman. We'll have to do some testing on the swords and figure out who had which sword, whose blood is on which sword."

One of the weapons was a World War II-era Japanese officer's sword with a thin blade, and the other had a thicker blade, Mount said.

Police placed Stegbauer's grandson, 39-year-old Chris Rondeau, under arrest on a preliminary charge of attempted murder. Stegbauer's brother-in-law, 69-year-old Adolf Stegbauer, suffered several serious stab wounds, police said.

Franziska Stegbauer was not breathing when officers arrived about 1 a.m. at the home on the city's northwest side and she was later pronounced dead at a hospital, police said.

Adolf Stegbauer was listed in critical condition at Wishard Hospital, a spokesman said.

Rondeau also was taken with stab wounds to Wishard. Police said he was alert at the scene, but a condition update was not immediately available. He was being held in the hospital's detention unit.


Sad that she died, but the mental image I have of a 39 year old basement dweller sword fighting with his 69 year old uncle & accidentally stabbing his Grandma is hilarious.

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#2 Apr 10 2009 at 1:47 AM Rating: Decent
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#3 Apr 10 2009 at 1:49 AM Rating: Excellent
Never bring a knife to a gun fight, never bring a granny to a sword fight. You'd think they'd never heard the proverb.
#4 Apr 10 2009 at 2:30 AM Rating: Decent
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That's ******* hilarious.
#5 Apr 10 2009 at 5:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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So... not merely a flesh wound?
#6 Apr 10 2009 at 8:10 AM Rating: Good
Funny, I always felt better about people that kept swords on the wall than people who kept guns in cases . . .

Really, though, this is why real swords are banned at anime conventions. And even many fake swords. Plastic onry!
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#8 Apr 10 2009 at 9:09 AM Rating: Good
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It was obviously Duncan Macleod.
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#9 Apr 10 2009 at 9:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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This would never have happened if Granny had her own sword. Smiley: disappointed
#10 Apr 10 2009 at 12:04 PM Rating: Decent
Who wants to live forever anyway?
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#12 Apr 12 2009 at 11:47 AM Rating: Default
The best one I have heard is
A guy was chopping down a tree in his garden with a chain-saw when his dog runs into the ladder. He fell off the ladder, sawing his wifes head off as he fell to the ground.

#13 Apr 12 2009 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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some random interwebs, Early April 2009 wrote:
A Russian man survived after downing three bottles of vodka and leaping from a fifth floor balcony - twice.

Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the first time.

Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken hubsand opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.

Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.

But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.

Amazed medics treated Mr Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.

Mr Roskov says he is now teetotal after giving up drinking, and added: "Now I can say just one thing - I was very lucky.

"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."

Since we all needed a little cheering up after the chainsaw story. Well, the some of us that aren't giggling happily after the chainsaw story.

Edited, Apr 12th 2009 4:45pm by Aripyanfar
#14 Apr 13 2009 at 3:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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31 August 1995, Egypt wrote:
Six people drowned Monday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt. An 18 year old farmer was the first to descend into the 60-foot well. He drowned, apparently after an undercurrent in the water pulled him down, police said his sister and two brothers, none of whom could swim well, went in one by one to help him, but also drowned. Two elderly farmers then came to help. But they apparently were pulled by the same undercurrent. The bodies of the six were later pulled out of the well in the village of Nazlat Imara, 240 miles south of Cairo. The chicken was also pulled out. It survived.
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#15 Apr 13 2009 at 11:33 AM Rating: Good
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Update: Adolf died as well.
#16 Apr 14 2009 at 8:57 AM Rating: Default
Omegavegeta wrote:

Sad that she died, but the mental image I have of a 39 year old basement dweller sword fighting with his 69 year old uncle & accidentally stabbing his Grandma is hilarious.


Agreed. Thanks for making my morning.
#17 Apr 14 2009 at 9:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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You know what they say, don't bring a Grandma to a Sword fight.
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#18 Apr 14 2009 at 7:05 PM Rating: Decent
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I love my state, just wish they would get out of the 10th century.
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