As today is Maundy Thursday (Oh you krayzee Krischuns!), the weekend starts here.
Tare, workshy foppette that she is, has failed to herald the Pascal tide, so I shall begin.
Ahem.
Friday - Apart from jaunts to the pub, and romping with 'er indoors, I plan to do fUck-all.
Saturday - Apart from jaunts to the pub, and romping with 'er indoors, I plan to do fUck-all
Sunday - Apart from jaunts to the pub, and romping with 'er indoors, I plan to do fUck-all
Monday - Apart from jaunts to the pub, and romping with 'er indoors, I plan to do fUck-all
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
the weekend starts here.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
No one gets time off for Easter in the US.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
No one gets time off for Easter in the US.
Hahahaha!!
Khyuh khyuh fn'k
Tee hee
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
No one gets time off for Easter in the US.
I do, apparently.
Nobby wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
No one gets time off for Easter in the US.
Hahahaha!!
Khyuh khyuh fn'k
Tee hee
Don't laff too hard you might lose a toof.
MentalFrog wrote:
Nobby wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
No one gets time off for Easter in the US.
Hahahaha!!
Khyuh khyuh fn'k
Tee hee
Don't laff too hard you might lose the toof.
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No one gets time off for Easter in the US.
My company gets tomorrow off, but that's only because our unpatriotic Canadian overlords don't celebrate the U.S. President's Day as a holiday, so they give us this instead.
I'll be in here all day tomorrow anyway trying to get this software finished up before the customer deadline next week. At least the office will be nice and quiet. I haven't put any thought into what I'll be doing the rest of the weekend since I've been working until midnight every night so far this week ><.
Nobby wrote:
Tare, workshy foppette that she is, has failed to herald the Pascal tide, so I shall begin.
Workshy, my ***** I am exhausted after working so hard this week to get ready for the in-laws' visit, commencing tomorrow. My house is like a new penny, the yard is tidy, the fridge is stocked and all the contraband has been tucked away.
Bring it, Old Folks.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
My house is like a new penny
[kaolian]
You re-built your house out of mostly zinc, and covered it with a thin copper shell? That *IS* a lot of work![/kaolian]
I will sneak out at 3 am and hide plastic eggs containing white and red business cards printed with the words "Viva la sangrienta conejito que devoró los intestinos del Chist!" all throughout the Cambridge/Sommerville area.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
"Viva la sangrienta conejito que devoró los intestinos del Chist!"
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Now I can talk about the weekend.
My daughter will be home this evening. I'm hoping she'll show up in time for us to go out and find some fun.
Tomorrow we celebrate Easter. We're doing dinner at our house, with a dozen or so relatives joining us.
Sunday, my husband has promised his little gurl we'd go out for breakfast. Other than that I don't know what we'll be doing.
The snow is FINALLY nearly gone from my yard. I think I can start raking out the couple little flower beds I have and maybe even plant some bulbs I picked up.
My daughter will be home this evening. I'm hoping she'll show up in time for us to go out and find some fun.
Tomorrow we celebrate Easter. We're doing dinner at our house, with a dozen or so relatives joining us.
Sunday, my husband has promised his little gurl we'd go out for breakfast. Other than that I don't know what we'll be doing.
The snow is FINALLY nearly gone from my yard. I think I can start raking out the couple little flower beds I have and maybe even plant some bulbs I picked up.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Tonight: getting off a quarter hour early. 
Gym/cleaning/welcoming Gramma to the house.
Tomorrow: preparations for Sunday, then chilling with Gramma. Gym at some point.
Sunday: relatives coming for Easter. Ham, games, "Stutz."
I have no idea where "Stutz" comes from. I've looked it up on the internet; it's not there. It may be a word that the generations of my family have sort of muddled over time. Anyway, it's a game involving Easter eggs. Two people pick their champion Stutz egg and holds it in a fist, with the point end sticking out. One person holds their egg out, pointy side up. The other person takes their egg, pointy side down, and raps it against the other person's pointy side. The one that doesn't crack is the winner. The other person gets a delicious egg.
Gym/cleaning/welcoming Gramma to the house. Tomorrow: preparations for Sunday, then chilling with Gramma. Gym at some point.
Sunday: relatives coming for Easter. Ham, games, "Stutz."
I have no idea where "Stutz" comes from. I've looked it up on the internet; it's not there. It may be a word that the generations of my family have sort of muddled over time. Anyway, it's a game involving Easter eggs. Two people pick their champion Stutz egg and holds it in a fist, with the point end sticking out. One person holds their egg out, pointy side up. The other person takes their egg, pointy side down, and raps it against the other person's pointy side. The one that doesn't crack is the winner. The other person gets a delicious egg.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Tonight: getting off a quarter hour early. Gym/cleaning/welcoming Gramma to the house.
Tomorrow: preparations for Sunday, then chilling with Gramma.
Gym/cleaning/welcoming Gramma to the house. Tomorrow: preparations for Sunday, then chilling with Gramma.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Hmmm, I managed to find this about "Egg tapping."
I caught this post late 
I spent thursday night out sippings wines and woke up with a horrendous hangover this morning. It did not matter though, as its not a work day
Heaven is a lay in bed with tea and biscuits 
I spent the rest of the day shopping, cleaning my clothes and around the house so I can do absolutely nothing but relax for the other 3 days
I spent thursday night out sippings wines and woke up with a horrendous hangover this morning. It did not matter though, as its not a work day
Heaven is a lay in bed with tea and biscuits 
I spent the rest of the day shopping, cleaning my clothes and around the house so I can do absolutely nothing but relax for the other 3 days
Yay, hello Gwyn, haven't seen you round for a little bit ^-^
I was just saying so in another thread.
As for my weekend it's going to be literally agonising*, and some parts are going to be unpleasant in other ways, so I won't trouble you all with it.
*physically. I do know my literal from my metaphorical.
Edited, Apr 10th 2009 1:32pm by Aripyanfar
I was just saying so in another thread.
As for my weekend it's going to be literally agonising*, and some parts are going to be unpleasant in other ways, so I won't trouble you all with it.
*physically. I do know my literal from my metaphorical.
Edited, Apr 10th 2009 1:32pm by Aripyanfar
Saturday - Solve the mysteries of the Universe with pen and paper. No cheating. Throw rocks in the conservatory.
Sunday - Attend family gathering. Relax. Solve mysteries of the past.
Monday - Write Transformers erotica. Ruin as many childhoods as possible. Put feet up. Solve the mysteries of Shakespeare.
Sunday - Attend family gathering. Relax. Solve mysteries of the past.
Monday - Write Transformers erotica. Ruin as many childhoods as possible. Put feet up. Solve the mysteries of Shakespeare.
Kavekk wrote:
Saturday - Solve the mysteries of the Universe with pen and paper. No cheating. Throw rocks in the conservatory.
Sunday - Attend family gathering. Relax. Solve mysteries of the past.
Monday - Write Transformers erotica. Ruin as many childhoods as possible. Put feet up. Solve the mysteries of Shakespeare.
Sunday - Attend family gathering. Relax. Solve mysteries of the past.
Monday - Write Transformers erotica. Ruin as many childhoods as possible. Put feet up. Solve the mysteries of Shakespeare.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
No one gets time off for Easter in the US.
Hmm.
I get a paid vacation day for Good Friday, and of course Easter is a Sunday so I get that off as well. I work for a non-union, mostly automotive, factory.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Hmm, I'd definitely take a swap with Nobby or Kavekk. In full.
I'm sure Kavekk's family and Nobby's SO would be interesting to meet.
I'm sure Kavekk's family and Nobby's SO would be interesting to meet.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Kavekk wrote:
Saturday - Solve the mysteries of the Universe with pen and paper. No cheating. Throw rocks in the conservatory.
Sunday - Attend family gathering. Relax. Solve mysteries of the past.
Monday - Write Transformers erotica. Ruin as many childhoods as possible. Put feet up. Solve the mysteries of Shakespeare.
Sunday - Attend family gathering. Relax. Solve mysteries of the past.
Monday - Write Transformers erotica. Ruin as many childhoods as possible. Put feet up. Solve the mysteries of Shakespeare.
Well, there are normally more pirahna, but it's hard to plan with them. I send them invites and they don't turn up (except once in a while, to @#%^ with me), I ignore them and suddenly there's a whole flense of them marching about and the blood... well, let's just say that stain removers greatly exaggerate their ability to remove it.
But yeah, pretty much.
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Hmm, I'd definitely take a swap with Nobby or Kavekk. In full.
I'm sure Kavekk's family and Nobby's SO would be interesting to meet.
I'm sure Kavekk's family and Nobby's SO would be interesting to meet.
Sure, but your fingers might be a little numb when you regain control of them.
From all the petting cuddly animals I intend to do while in Oz, that is.
Edited, Apr 10th 2009 5:46pm by Kavekk
Kavekk wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
and the blood... well, let's just say that stain removers greatly exaggerate their ability to remove it.
Alternatively, wear black.
Kavekk wrote:
[quote]Hmm, I'd definitely take a swap with Nobby or Kavekk. In full.
I'm sure Kavekk's family and Nobby's SO would be interesting to meet.
I'm sure Kavekk's family and Nobby's SO would be interesting to meet.
Sure, but your fingers might be a little numb when you regain control of them.
From all the petting cuddly animals I intend to do while in Oz, that is.
Amateur vision. A really good long petting session leaves my fingers crabbed up and all my finger bones and joints on both hands creaking and sore and very odd to move as I type, afterwards.
Hopefully Nobby is used to that too, given his itinerary.
Edited, Apr 10th 2009 2:01pm by Aripyanfar
Aripyanfar wrote:
Yay, hello Gwyn, haven't seen you round for a little bit ^-^
I was just saying so in another thread.
I was just saying so in another thread.
You were missing my Conservative nature?
I hope your weekend is less painful than you expect ..
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You were missing my Conservative nature?
A-HA!
I knew it!
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Amateur vision. A really good long petting session leaves my fingers crabbed up and all my finger bones and joints on both hands creaking and sore and very odd to move as I type, afterwards.
Well, I promise to kiss them better afterwards, 'k?
After washing them, of course.
Of course.
Edited, Apr 10th 2009 6:07pm by Kavekk
Kavekk wrote:
Well, I promise to kiss them better afterwards, 'k?
After washing them, of course.
Of course.
After washing them, of course.
Of course.
Dammit, pretend I said something lewd yet witty and lighthearted here. I HAVE to go to bed.
Gwyn, sit on Kavekk or something for me.
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