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#27 Mar 26 2009 at 8:47 AM Rating: Good
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Two Words... "Hot Tub"

The wife brought up this little gem for after our move.

Oh, and I voted "Yes".


Definitely.

Hot tub > Sex on the beach
Don't you end up sitting there in body fluid stew afterwards?


A Hot Tub isn’t just standing water. There are chlorine treatments and filters that the water cycles through.

Edited, Mar 26th 2009 9:49am by Aadyn Litefoot
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I once had sex in the patio in the back of her house until we noticed the neighbors could see us through the hedges.

Bare skin on wicker can be rather uncomfortable.
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#30 Mar 26 2009 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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I can't imagine why he'd run through workers that quickly...


? I've hired a handful of employees...over the last 4yrs. And I would have thought you would be lauding me for hiring a minority, and woman to boot.



Yeah, except your last comment shows how you just imagine her as an easy lay and have no respect for her. But hey, she's working for you AND she's black, so she should put out, right?
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#32 Mar 26 2009 at 4:35 PM Rating: Good
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I would Arip, but I'm a happily married man. Sorry.
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#33 Mar 26 2009 at 5:40 PM Rating: Decent
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I've done it. It was pretty good. My ex liked it because she could smoke during. We have an awesome backyard with a view of the city, and if you get the right weather it can be pretty amazing.

God, I'm so lonely. **** you, Ari. You made me feel all lonely again.
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#34 Mar 26 2009 at 6:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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My ex liked it because she could smoke during.
Smiley: um
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#35 Mar 26 2009 at 6:09 PM Rating: Good
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
Two Words... "Hot Tub"

The wife brought up this little gem for after our move.

Oh, and I voted "Yes".


Definitely.

Hot tub > Sex on the beach
Don't you end up sitting there in body fluid stew afterwards?


Ash. Smiley: disappointed
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#36 Mar 26 2009 at 6:18 PM Rating: Default
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Jophiel wrote:
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My ex liked it because she could smoke during.
Smiley: um


It's perfectly possible. And kinda kinky.
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#37 Mar 26 2009 at 6:20 PM Rating: Good
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zepoodle wrote:
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My ex liked it because she could smoke during.
Smiley: um


It's perfectly possible. And kinda kinky.


Let me guess. She watched TV through the sliding glass door too? Says something about your prowess methinks...

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#38 Mar 26 2009 at 6:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's perfectly possible. And kinda kinky.
Of course it's possible. I smoked for something like 18 years and never once thought, during sex, "This sex is pretty awesome but you know what would make it better? If I was smoking a cigarette right now..."
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#39 Mar 26 2009 at 6:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
zepoodle wrote:
It's perfectly possible. And kinda kinky.
Of course it's possible. I smoked for something like 18 years and never once thought, during sex, "This sex is pretty awesome but you know what would make it better? If I was smoking a cigarette right now..."


I don't know why you wouldn't do everything possible to make the sex better if it was already pretty good.

I mean, did you ever smoke a cigarette and think "This cigarette is pretty awesome, but you know what would make it better? If I was having sex right now..."

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Let me guess. She watched TV through the sliding glass door too? Says something about your prowess methinks...


Annnnnd fuck you.



Edited, Mar 26th 2009 10:50pm by zepoodle
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#40 Mar 26 2009 at 6:44 PM Rating: Decent
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zepoodle wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
zepoodle wrote:
It's perfectly possible. And kinda kinky.
Of course it's possible. I smoked for something like 18 years and never once thought, during sex, "This sex is pretty awesome but you know what would make it better? If I was smoking a cigarette right now..."


I don't know why you wouldn't do everything possible to make the sex better if it was already pretty good.

Aadyn wrote:
Let me guess. She watched TV through the sliding glass door too? Says something about your prowess methinks...


Annnnnd fuck you.



Sounds like that hit a bit close to home? Did you have to bribe her with her choice of show just so you could get your wick dipped?
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#41 Mar 26 2009 at 6:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
Sounds like that hit a bit close to home? Did you have to bribe her with her choice of show just so you could get your wick dipped?


You're being a cockbag for some reason. I don't exactly know why, since I don't know who you are, and indeed we know nothing about each other, but I'd appreciate if you'd shove it. It's kind of cliched to start an argument about ***** size on the internet.
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#42 Mar 26 2009 at 6:56 PM Rating: Decent
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zepoodle wrote:
Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
Sounds like that hit a bit close to home? Did you have to bribe her with her choice of show just so you could get your wick dipped?


You're being a cockbag for some reason. I don't exactly know why, since I don't know who you are, and indeed we know nothing about each other, but I'd appreciate if you'd shove it. It's kind of cliched to start an argument about ***** size on the internet.


Wow, you really ARE completely insecure! No where did I make any mention of your size, just the lack of skill in keeping your significant other sufficiently occupied while you had intercourse. (read: she was bored as shit because you couldn't rail her good enough.) If I were her, i'd leave you too.
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#43 Mar 26 2009 at 7:04 PM Rating: Decent
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You could always leave your boots on and eat watermelon while having sex...
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#44 Mar 26 2009 at 7:06 PM Rating: Decent
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Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
Wow, you really ARE completely insecure! No where did I make any mention of your size, just the lack of skill in keeping your significant other sufficiently occupied while you had intercourse. (read: she was bored as shit because you couldn't rail her good enough.) If I were her, i'd leave you too.


See? If you make a crack about my sex life, any possible response I make is read as insecurity. If I say "My sex life is fine thanks" you go "Ooo! sensitive" and if I say "Nuh-uh!" you go "Ooh! defensive". And then if I tell you to shut up, I'm insecure. It's the sexual equivalent of asking "Have you stopped hitting your wife?"

It's a really stupid game, and I'd appreciate it if you go bait some other random stranger. I mean, when you brought up doing it in a hot tub, I didn't immediately tell you that your wife suggested the hot tub because your performance was inadequate in a regular bed.

Edit: I hate to ***** about my karma, but now I'm being rated down for some reason.

Edited, Mar 26th 2009 11:34pm by zepoodle
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zepoodle wrote:
See? If you make a crack about my sex life, any possible response I make is read as insecurity. If I say "My sex life is fine thanks" you go "Ooo! sensitive" and if I say "Nuh-uh!" you go "Ooh! defensive". And then if I tell you to shut up, I'm insecure. It's the sexual equivalent of asking "Have you stopped hitting your wife?"


Actually, if you would have said your sex life is fine then it probably would have stopped at that, but something I said touched a nerve. Perhaps, subconsciously you feel the same way when she wanted to have a cig while you were having sex but were to preoccupied with getting yours to notice her disinterest? Don’t know. Might be something you want to look into though

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It's a really stupid game,


Baiting you is marginally entertaining so I shall continue.

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and I'd appreciate it if you go bait some other random stranger.


You are it turbo. Until I tire of you that is.

zepoodle wrote:
I mean, when you brought up doing it in a hot tub, I didn't immediately tell you that your wife suggested the hot tub because your performance was inadequate in a regular bed.


Explain to me how having sex with my wife in a hot tub while she is completely focused on me is the same as you having sex with your ex who is so bored she wants to have a smoke?

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Edit: I hate to ***** about my karma, but now I'm being rated down for some reason.

Edited, Mar 26th 2009 11:34pm by zepoodle


******** about your karma will only get you rated down more.
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#46 Mar 26 2009 at 8:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
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What I want is for you to stop talking. This you're doing, right now? This is exactly what I don't want.

I grew out of this in preschool. It's depressing to see adults doing it.
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#47 Mar 26 2009 at 8:57 PM Rating: Default
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What I want is for you to stop talking. This you're doing, right now? This is exactly what I don't want.

I grew out of this in preschool. It's depressing to see adults doing it.


Ahh, the old "this is childish" ploy to deflect attention from your obvious sexual inadequacies.... How cute. :)

You know, admitting that you have a problem is the first step to fixing it.



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#48 Mar 26 2009 at 9:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
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Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
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What I want is for you to stop talking. This you're doing, right now? This is exactly what I don't want.

I grew out of this in preschool. It's depressing to see adults doing it.


Ahh, the old "this is childish" ploy to deflect attention from your obvious sexual inadequacies.... How cute. :)

You know, admitting that you have a problem is the first step to fixing it.


No, seriously. Stop talking.
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#49 Mar 26 2009 at 9:24 PM Rating: Default
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Ok, fine. Ill come down to your level.

zepoodle wrote:
Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
zepoodle wrote:
Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
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What I want is for you to stop talking. This you're doing, right now? This is exactly what I don't want.

I grew out of this in preschool. It's depressing to see adults doing it.


Ahh, the old "this is childish" ploy to deflect attention from your obvious sexual inadequacies.... How cute. :)

You know, admitting that you have a problem is the first step to fixing it.


No, seriously. Stop talking.


noU!!!!!

ttttthhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbtttttttttttt!!!!!!! :P

Edited, Mar 26th 2009 10:25pm by Aadyn Litefoot
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#50 Mar 26 2009 at 9:26 PM Rating: Default
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Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
Ok, fine. Ill come down to your level.


I think you mean come up.


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noU!!!!!

ttttthhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbtttttttttttt!!!!!!! :P


Seriously.

Edited, Mar 27th 2009 1:28am by zepoodle
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#51 Mar 26 2009 at 9:31 PM Rating: Default
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zepoodle wrote:
Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
Ok, fine. Ill come down to your level.


I think you mean come up.

Edited, Mar 27th 2009 1:28am by zepoodle


Nope i ment come down. As much as i would love to continue this gripping conversation, I do have to work in the morning so it is off to bed. Remember what i said though. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to beating it.
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