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#1 Mar 26 2009 at 6:09 AM Rating: Good
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Sex in the back yard?
Yes!:63 (64.9%)
No! :3 (3.1%)
Maybe. :19 (19.6%)
One good thing about Obama.:12 (12.4%)
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Not saying why this vital question came up. But I'm inflicting it on you lot here since it probably contravenes some OOT technicality.

Edit for clarity, forgive me Ash: Back Yard is not a Euphemism for ****, here. I mean the open air land behind your house.



Edited, Mar 26th 2009 10:19am by Aripyanfar
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#2 Mar 26 2009 at 6:10 AM Rating: Good
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Is "Back Yard" a euphemism for anything?
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#3 Mar 26 2009 at 6:11 AM Rating: Good
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I voted no, but only because our back yard is a hill that slopes down into the yard of the house behind us, which means the our 6 foot tall fence only provides about 3 feet worth of privacy. From our bedroom, you can see right into their hot tub. It's lovely.

They do, however, get swamped with our rain water. That's something, I guess.
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#4 Mar 26 2009 at 6:13 AM Rating: Good
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Not until the snow is gone!!

(btw, rope hammocks don't work so well)

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#5 Mar 26 2009 at 6:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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I answered maybe. I have no problem with sex in the backyard in theory, so long as it's private and good weather and all that.

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#6 Mar 26 2009 at 6:16 AM Rating: Good
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Is "Back Yard" a euphemism for anything?

No. If I was going to talk about ****, I'd mention a *****, an ****, and how unbelievably, incredibly soft the skin is inside the lower intestine.
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#7 Mar 26 2009 at 6:19 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Is "Back Yard" a euphemism for anything?

No. If I was going to talk about ****, I'd mention a *****, an ****, and how unbelievably, incredibly soft the skin is inside the lower intestine.
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#8 Mar 26 2009 at 6:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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God, I'm starving now. It's always a long afternoon when I eat my lunch at 10:30am.

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#9 Mar 26 2009 at 6:35 AM Rating: Good
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I answered yes, but more in general. Our backyard now is a public pond so I'll wait until we have a more private backyard. Smiley: cool
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#10 Mar 26 2009 at 6:49 AM Rating: Decent
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So Ari, was that an offer or question? I only ask because my answer will vary depending on which it is.
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Turin wrote:
So Ari, was that an offer or question? I only ask because my answer will vary depending on which it is.

I don't hate you that much. Not you personally, and not all the Asylum all together as a group.

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#12 Mar 26 2009 at 7:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sadly, we don't have a backyard.

I mean that euphemistically.
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the backyard, frontyard, movie theater, beach, planes, trains, automobiles, etc...
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the backyard, frontyard, movie theater, beach, planes, trains, automobiles, etc...


What are "Places Varus *********** while fantasizing about black chicks"?
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Hell yeah, wherever I can get it!
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A euphemistic yes.
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the backyard, frontyard, movie theater, beach, planes, trains, automobiles, etc...
Varrus is fantasizing about sleeping with Steve Martin.


Or the corpse of John Candy.
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#19 Mar 26 2009 at 8:03 AM Rating: Good
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On the balcony outside the master bedroom. That's fun.
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#20 Mar 26 2009 at 8:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm gonna have to start combing Google Earth again.
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Why fantasize? We've actually hired a really cute black girl to answer phones. It's a good thing I have strong work place ethics or I would have slept with her weeks ago.


Again? Don't you spout that line everytime someone mentions sex, girls, offices, insurance, ******** money, dogs, basketball, okra, etc...

As for the OP, yes, of course.
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#22 Mar 26 2009 at 8:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I'm gonna have to start combing Google Earth again.


And your back hair.

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Again? Don't you spout that line everytime someone mentions sex, girls, offices, insurance, ******** money, dogs, basketball, okra, etc...
I can't imagine why he'd run through workers that quickly...
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Two Words... "Hot Tub"

The wife brought up this little gem for after our move.

Oh, and I voted "Yes".
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Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
Two Words... "Hot Tub"

The wife brought up this little gem for after our move.

Oh, and I voted "Yes".


Definitely.

Hot tub > Sex on the beach
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#26 Mar 26 2009 at 8:44 AM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
Two Words... "Hot Tub"

The wife brought up this little gem for after our move.

Oh, and I voted "Yes".


Definitely.

Hot tub > Sex on the beach
Don't you end up sitting there in body fluid stew afterwards?
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