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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I'm a newly converted Dirty Southerner. Teach the ways, o'Nade.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
All words have extra vowels. Also, extra is now extry.
White gravy goes with EVERYTHING. All food is good when it is deep fried.
Friday night from Sept. to Nov. is the holy High School Football Night. Respect it.
That's all I can think of right now, I've not had enough coffee. Just pick any southern stereotype and run with it: those stereotypes really ARE there for a reason.
White gravy goes with EVERYTHING. All food is good when it is deep fried.
Friday night from Sept. to Nov. is the holy High School Football Night. Respect it.
That's all I can think of right now, I've not had enough coffee. Just pick any southern stereotype and run with it: those stereotypes really ARE there for a reason.
Nads forgot to mention that if you happen to have an attractive cousin, go right ahead, nobody will say anything.
******* Obama.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
@#%^ing Obama.
Nexa
Nexa
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Does this mean you are going to start talking like a southerner? I enjoy making fun of you when you say Eh. It makes me giggle
I'll always drink pop.
/shakes fist
/shakes fist
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Well that's all right as long as you put the word "sody" in front of it.
Welcome.
Welcome.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Tare wrote:
I'll always drink pop.
/shakes fist
/shakes fist
You know that earns you a beatin, right!
Hey, you can work the farms and factories now!!
...never forget.
What will become of your babies?
Gratz AmeriTare!
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What will become of your babies?
Gratz AmeriTare!
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
What happens if you deep fry gravy?
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
What happens if you deep fry gravy?
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
What happens if you deep fry gravy?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Tare comes from the land of the ice and snow
from the midnight sun where the caribou roam
The hammer of the gods will drive our cars to new lands
To fight the horde and sing and cry, Brittney, I am coming!
On we sweep with, with threshing Ford
Our only goal will be the Eastern Seaboard...
from the midnight sun where the caribou roam
The hammer of the gods will drive our cars to new lands
To fight the horde and sing and cry, Brittney, I am coming!
On we sweep with, with threshing Ford
Our only goal will be the Eastern Seaboard...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Hygiene optional.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
What happens if you deep fry gravy?
That's desert. If'n there ain't no RC and Moon Pies.
Tare wrote:
I'll always drink pop.
/shakes fist
/shakes fist
NOnonononono!!!!
It's not "pop", it's Coke. Even if it's Pepsi, it's Coke. Even if it's Mountain Dew, it's Coke.
"What kinda Coke do y'all want?"
"Um...a Coke?"
"Y'all want Pepsi Coke or 7-Up Coke or...?"
God's truth, this was a discussion I had with some of my Arkanasas relatives one day when we went on a refreshments run while I was visiting as a teen.
Ambrya wrote:
Tare wrote:
I'll always drink pop.
/shakes fist
/shakes fist
NOnonononono!!!!
It's not "pop", it's Coke. Even if it's Pepsi, it's Coke. Even if it's Mountain Dew, it's Coke.
"What kinda Coke do y'all want?"
"Um...a Coke?"
"Y'all want Pepsi Coke or 7-Up Coke or...?"
God's truth, this was a discussion I had with some of my Arkanasas relatives one day when we went on a refreshments run while I was visiting as a teen.
Oh, come on. We're not that-- oh. Arkansas.
Yeah, I can see that.
Ambrya wrote:
Tare wrote:
I'll always drink pop.
/shakes fist
/shakes fist
NOnonononono!!!!
It's not "pop", it's Coke. Even if it's Pepsi, it's Coke. Even if it's Mountain Dew, it's Coke.
"What kinda Coke do y'all want?"
"Um...a Coke?"
"Y'all want Pepsi Coke or 7-Up Coke or...?"
God's truth, this was a discussion I had with some of my Arkanasas relatives one day when we went on a refreshments run while I was visiting as a teen.
In the Carolinas it's sody pop.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Thank god they call it soda here like normal human beings. My dad says 'sody' once in awhile, but I forgive him.
I was born in Canada. Canadians and Southerners have one thing in common. They both hate Yankees.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Warchief Annabella wrote:
I was born in Canada. Canadians and Southerners have one thing in common. They both hate Yankees.
As they should, baseball is probably the most boring sport ever.
Yes, I know, it's called a joke.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
What happens if you deep fry gravy?
Next question.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Thank god they call it soda here like normal human beings. My dad says 'sody' once in awhile, but I forgive him.
My grandmother has been out of Arkansas for nearly 40 years now, but she still has an interesting habit of substituting letters in certain words and randomly adding letters to others.
For example, she drives a Potiac "Bonderville"
She never called all carbonated beverages Coke regardless of variety, though.
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