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#327 Mar 26 2009 at 1:01 PM Rating: Excellent
Growling T. Bunny wrote:
@#%^ you pieces of sh*t. You want a piece of me? YOU WANT A @#%^ING PIECE OF ME? I'll rip out your intestines with an umbrella and hawk your eviscerated corpses on ebay. You want an apology? YOU WANT AN APOLOGY FROM ME? Why don't you apologise to the human race for your miserable, meaningless existence? Maybe you mother@#%^ers should stop yawing about my problems and sort your own lives out. Yeah, I mean you. No, not you. You. Yeah, you. You're a waste of flesh. A sack of blood and skin with no purpose but to wait for the worm. Try not to get in the way of the real people while you eke out a pitiful existence in whatever hellhole you inhabit. That you have the teremity, the gall to insult others, to throw rocks in your glass cardboard box is disgusting. Do not get ideas above your station, pond slime.

You know what I hate most about the lot of you? Your faces. Now, I'm not a shallow woman, probably would have kille dmyself were I one, but really, you guys are pushing the limit. I guess someone has to walk the line between humanity and addled mutant spawn of Shub-Niggurath, but do I really need to see you do it? I can only thank those of you that are intelligent enough to noodle out how despicable you are for saving me the picture of your ghastly mug. I'm not saying the Universe wouldn't be a better place without you, mind, but at least you're better than the rest of your kin.

Now, can the two vapid (@#%^ you, Brownduck) @#%^s that call themselves niobia and katie stop pretending to be my friends? Look, if you really respected me as a friend then you wouldn't talk down to me constantly. I may ramble on a lot, I may be unintelligible from time to time - hell, sometimes I wax insane. But, really, you aren't better than me. I mean, let's look at the facts here. We have a glorified hooker with a pain fetish and a bloat ***** from Texas. You two aren't given to introspection, are you? I guess it's the survival instincts kicking in, keeping you from coming to the logical conclusion. Here's a hint: it involves a gallows knot and a lot of rope.

Now, this stupid @#%^ing thread ends here. Are we clear, mother@#%^ers? I mean, it'd be somewhat tolerable if those calling me out most persistently weren't the stupidest ***** with an oedipus compelx in the entire mother@#%^ing OoT. This thread isn't interesting. You aren't interesting. You're tepid mugs of month-old coffee, and you should be poured down the sink.

Its just GrowlingBunny. I'm here to kick *** and eat sandwiches, and I'm all out of bread.


Woah, calm down. You don't want to bust a vein. Or an artery.

Oh, and this counts as my meltdown. No one ever provokes me =/ I even sent BT a PM and still nothing.


Edited, Mar 26th 2009 9:02pm by Kavekk
#328 Mar 26 2009 at 1:09 PM Rating: Default
Kav you destroyed one of my favorite movie quotes.. that was sad
#329 Mar 26 2009 at 1:13 PM Rating: Good
Kavekk, you had your Ireland ************* with Gwyn, and a fight with Nobby about semantics in January. See? You just hate people from Birmingham, don't you? Smiley: crymore

Awesome post, though.
#330 Mar 26 2009 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
People from Birmingham aren't really people at all...
#331 Mar 26 2009 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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I am neither 'from' Birmingham, nor do I live there, fUcking eejits.
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#332 Mar 26 2009 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good
Nobby, you shouldn't take me so seriously. Smiley: frown
#333 Mar 26 2009 at 1:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby, you shouldn't take me so seriously. Smiley: frown
I'll let you know if that ever happens.

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#334 Mar 26 2009 at 4:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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