Nothing all week has been as funny as this. I keep laughing at it, even when I'm not looking at it.
I think I'm totally losing my ****.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I found it funny too 
I would comfort you in your madness but I'm sitting in bed with my laptop late at night thinking that heaven is a hot water bottle and a cup of tea. I think this is the start of the long decline into being old ..
I would comfort you in your madness but I'm sitting in bed with my laptop late at night thinking that heaven is a hot water bottle and a cup of tea. I think this is the start of the long decline into being old ..
This clip never fails to crack me up. I don't know why, but it will have me laughing for days.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
One very memorable moment I had like that happened years and years ago. I was in bed, watching Beavis and Butthead, they showed a Hall and Oates video of Jingle Bell Rock, and Beavis and Butthead are making their typical comments, when Oates comes bopping through the scene, and Butthead says "Its Geraldo".
For whatever reason I couldn't stop laughing about that for days.
For whatever reason I couldn't stop laughing about that for days.
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Hmm, works fine for me.
Try this one: http://sciencefun.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/pants.gif
http://xkcd.com/552/
Made me think of you.
Made me think of you.
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I watched the Louise Ogborn McDonalds strip search vid & laughed my *** off.
I'm not gonna link it, as there's boobies, but it's horribly hilarious.
I'm not gonna link it, as there's boobies, but it's horribly hilarious.
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Can't say I found it as insanely funny as you...gave me a chuckle though.
Nexa wrote:
What the hell is wrong with me?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Smasharoo wrote:
http://xkcd.com/552/
Made me think of you.
Made me think of you.
It was the alt text, wasn't it?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
No matter how tired or down I'm feeling, this makes me giggle.
Nexa wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
http://xkcd.com/552/
Made me think of you.
Made me think of you.
It was the alt text, wasn't it?
Nexa
Oh wow, I just realized I never read any of the alt text for all the comics..
This makes them twice as awesome.Dear people I don't like: 凸(â—´―｀â—)凸
Nexa wrote:
Nothing all week has been as funny as this. I keep laughing at it, even when I'm not looking at it.
I think I'm totally losing my sh*t.
Next!
Nexa
I think I'm totally losing my sh*t.
Next!
Nexa
I've always wondered what "that" was. Oral? MMF? Buying flowers and taking out the garbage?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Meatloaf wrote:
After a while you'll forget everything,
It was a brief interlude; and a midsummer night's fling,
And you'll see that it's time to move on.
I won't do that
No, I won't do that
I know the territory, I've been around,
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down,
And sooner or later you'll be ******** around.
I won't do that
No, I won't do that
It was a brief interlude; and a midsummer night's fling,
And you'll see that it's time to move on.
I won't do that
No, I won't do that
I know the territory, I've been around,
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down,
And sooner or later you'll be ******** around.
I won't do that
No, I won't do that
Edited, Mar 14th 2009 6:39pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Meatloaf wrote:
After a while you'll forget everything,
It was a brief interlude; and a midsummer night's fling,
And you'll see that it's time to move on.
I won't do that
No, I won't do that
I know the territory, I've been around,
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down,
And sooner or later you'll be ******** around.
I won't do that
No, I won't do that
It was a brief interlude; and a midsummer night's fling,
And you'll see that it's time to move on.
I won't do that
No, I won't do that
I know the territory, I've been around,
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down,
And sooner or later you'll be ******** around.
I won't do that
No, I won't do that
Edited, Mar 14th 2009 6:39pm by Jophiel
Yeah, it's just another one of his retarded songs that make no sense. It doesn't get on my nerves half so badly as "Objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are"...which drives me ******* insane.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Quote:
That made me laugh in a very wrong way.
I am in charge of a team of analysts now and half of them wouldn't know the difference between causation and correlation if shoved one in their *** and slapped their stubbly little faces with the other.
Nexa wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Meatloaf wrote:
After a while you'll forget everything,
It was a brief interlude; and a midsummer night's fling,
And you'll see that it's time to move on.
I won't do that
No, I won't do that
I know the territory, I've been around,
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down,
And sooner or later you'll be ******** around.
I won't do that
No, I won't do that
It was a brief interlude; and a midsummer night's fling,
And you'll see that it's time to move on.
I won't do that
No, I won't do that
I know the territory, I've been around,
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down,
And sooner or later you'll be ******** around.
I won't do that
No, I won't do that
Edited, Mar 14th 2009 6:39pm by Jophiel
Yeah, it's just another one of his retarded songs that make no sense. It doesn't get on my nerves half so badly as "Objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are"...which drives me batsh*t insane.
Nexa
No, I won't FALL IN LOVE (do that).
Quote:
It doesn't get on my nerves half so badly as "Objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are"...which drives me batsh*t insane.
It would, if that's what they said. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
The mirrors are convex, so you can see more. It also means everything looks smaller than it would if it were a flat mirror.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objects_in_the_Rear_View_Mirror_May_Appear_Closer_than_They_Are
Nexa wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Meatloaf wrote:
After a while you'll forget everything,
It was a brief interlude; and a midsummer night's fling,
And you'll see that it's time to move on.
I won't do that
No, I won't do that
I know the territory, I've been around,
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down,
And sooner or later you'll be ******** around.
I won't do that
No, I won't do that
It was a brief interlude; and a midsummer night's fling,
And you'll see that it's time to move on.
I won't do that
No, I won't do that
I know the territory, I've been around,
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down,
And sooner or later you'll be ******** around.
I won't do that
No, I won't do that
Edited, Mar 14th 2009 6:39pm by Jophiel
Yeah, it's just another one of his retarded songs that make no sense. It doesn't get on my nerves half so badly as "Objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are"...which drives me batsh*t insane.
Nexa
Dammit, that song makes perfect sense if you listen. All of his songs do.
Ehcks wrote:
It would, if that's what they said. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
The mirrors are convex, so you can see more. It also means everything looks smaller than it would if it were a flat mirror.
The mirrors are convex, so you can see more. It also means everything looks smaller than it would if it were a flat mirror.
Please tell me you're not retarded (or 16) enough to have completely missed the reference that was made there.
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