I got me some of my Obama-Money today. Ain't a ton but between Flea & I, the extra money per month will pay for at least two weeks of daycare each month.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I got me some of my Obama-Money today. Ain't a ton but between Flea & I, the extra money per month will pay for at least two weeks of daycare each month.
That sounds like a pretty fair chunk to me. You should go out and buy a made in Japan big screen TV.
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But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
I got me some of my Obama-Money today. Ain't a ton but between Flea & I, the extra money per month will pay for at least two weeks of daycare each month.
That sounds like a pretty fair chunk to me. You should go out and buy a made in Japan big screen TV.
And use that as your day care! good thinkin'.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Flea & I only buy America.
Which why I must leave you all now and start my new life among the Quakers.
Which why I must leave you all now and start my new life among the Quakers.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Flea & I only buy America
I thought China did that?
Samira wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
I got me some of my Obama-Money today. Ain't a ton but between Flea & I, the extra money per month will pay for at least two weeks of daycare each month.
That sounds like a pretty fair chunk to me. You should go out and buy a made in Japan big screen TV.
And use that as your day care! good thinkin'.
Saving money is important in these trying times.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Ehh? What's this now?
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Ehh? What's this now?
Nexa
Nexa
Okay but can you say that while wearing a London police officer's uniform?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Ehh? What's this now?
Nexa
Nexa
Okay but can you say that while wearing a London police officer's uniform?
Again?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Oh, wait, I see you there with your team. Second from the right, aren't you? Carry on, then.
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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I got me some of my Obama-Money today. Ain't a ton but between Flea & I, the extra money per month will pay for at least two weeks of daycare each month.
This math can't be right. Is the boy being raised by wolves in off school hours??
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And use that as your day care! good thinkin'.
No. Stimulus money shouldn't be spent on education. Sheesh!
Just as Planned.
Smasharoo wrote:
I got me some of my Obama-Money today. Ain't a ton but between Flea & I, the extra money per month will pay for at least two weeks of daycare each month.
This math can't be right. Is the boy being raised by wolves in off school hours??
Pssh, the Romulus package costs extra.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Pssh, the Romulus package costs extra.
No matter how hard I try, I just can't get an Uncle Remus joke in here. Need booze obviously.
Smasharoo wrote:
This math can't be right. Is the boy being raised by wolves in off school hours??
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Is this a second part to another thread I missed? Are you talking about your tax return?
No, my paycheck this week (and to come for whatever future) was slightly higher than usual. Flea called me at work to ask about it because her's was as well. She also received a memo saying that it was due to the tax cut portion of the stimulus package.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Ah, spectacular then :)
Well lookie that! My paycheck went up a whopping $11.89.
Of course, the tax increases that started this year reduced that check $230.63 first, so I'm still pretty squarely in the hole. Thanks Democrats! I lub your tax and spend long time!
Of course, the tax increases that started this year reduced that check $230.63 first, so I'm still pretty squarely in the hole. Thanks Democrats! I lub your tax and spend long time!
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
You know what **** billionairs did with their stimulus money? Apperently get murdered by their wife while attempting to build a dirty bomb.
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Jophiel wrote:
No, my paycheck this week (and to come for whatever future) was slightly higher than usual. Flea called me at work to ask about it because her's was as well. She also received a memo saying that it was due to the tax cut portion of the stimulus package.
Oh, huh, well mine's the same. I'll just assume I'm being screwed as usual. Carry on.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Well lookie that! My paycheck went up a whopping $11.89.
Of course, the tax increases that started this year reduced that check $230.63 first
Impossible, unless you have two jobs.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Well lookie that! My paycheck went up a whopping $11.89.
Of course, the tax increases that started this year reduced that check $230.63 first
Impossible, unless you have two jobs.
I'm looking at my paycheck stubs (online as it were) right now. That is the *exact* amount my net pay decreased between the last paycheck in Dec, and the first in Jan. I made no changes in terms of deductions (either tax or investments) from my pay.
It's possible that there was an abnormal adjustment for the last batch of checks at the end of the year as a result of a raise I received in November, but that's the normal pattern of raises (it wasn't anything special), and there's no pattern of the amount dropping after the next calendar year for the entire 10+ year list of paycheck stubs. It's just kinda strange, and I'll take the opportunity to blame the Democrats if I want to! :)
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
You didn't get a small bonus or something that you're forgetting about, did you?
Majivo wrote:
You didn't get a small bonus or something that you're forgetting about, did you?
gbaji wrote:
so I'm still pretty squarely in the hole
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'm looking at my paycheck stubs (online as it were) right now. That is the *exact* amount my net pay decreased between the last paycheck in Dec, and the first in Jan. I made no changes in terms of deductions (either tax or investments) from my pay.
Did you make enough to reach the FICA withholding cut off? Because that would obviously make your early in the year paychecks significantly smaller than your later in the year paychecks, but you'd still be getting a tax cut. (Unless you were making mid six figures, but considering what you do for a living, that would be pretty astonishing.)
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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