Smasharoo wrote:
I'm not expert on Washington contract law
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I have, to this point, spent the entire Bob-damned weekend, including Friday night, moving furniture, computers, files, toys, CDs and various other assorted crap out of my office, painting the "nursery", fixing mistakes my 4 1/2 year old made helping me, putting together baby furniture, picking up new baby furniture and cooking.
F'uck me.
F'uck me.
MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
F'uck me.
That's how you got in this mess in the first place.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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That's how you got in this mess in the first place.
Hardly. If I mastered the art of go f'uck myself I could have avoided it all together. It's the fact that I was f'ucking someone else that led to the situation.
On the up side, I had sex with a real girl.
Twice.
Not contract breach. Property damage.
Assigning you liability would be quite a feat. Let me know if that happens, though, I'd be interested in the arguments.
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MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
Quote:
That's how you got in this mess in the first place.
Hardly. If I mastered the art of go f'uck myself I could have avoided it all together. It's the fact that I was f'ucking someone else that led to the situation.
On the up side, I had sex with a real girl.
Twice.
Grats for the fuck up.
Ok, you turds.
I'm away to NJ. If I'm not in prison for murdering my family by 6pm tonight, I'll check in later.
:)
I'm away to NJ. If I'm not in prison for murdering my family by 6pm tonight, I'll check in later.
:)
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare, I thought of you today as we drove the 4 hours home from Asheville and I came real close to pulling over on the highway and dropping both boys and husband off in the breakdown lane, then driving off into the non existant sunset.
So we just got back and I swear, what fucking god do I have to sacrifice to in order to ensure every damn get away my family has we don't end up in ER? Before heading off to Asheville, we stopped to see the robot exhibit at the Durham museum. On the third floor Ashe was sitting on a stool checking out one exhibit. I was right behind him, Sick was right beside him, and Xavier was on the other side. I dont know how the hell it happened but the stool toppled over, and Ashe went flying face first on the floor, which is concrete, covered with the thinnest carpet ever. Within 30 seconds he had a goose egg 2 inches in diameter and literally 1.5 inches high. We had to rush him to ER to make sure he didnt crack his skull open. Fortunately he didn't, and despite the insane black and blue bruise on his forehead (right next to the green and yellow fading bruise from when he bashed his head on the tub last weekend) he was back to his normal self within a few hours.
On top of this Xavier decided for the first time in his mere 7 years of life that I know if, to start sleep walking. I woke up last night to hear the door to our hotel room rattling as if someone were trying to get in. When I went over to investigate, Xavier was there, asleep, trying to open the door. He would have suceeded if I hadn't locked the top part as well as the regular lock.
Seriously, I'm done with family get aways. Next vacation is for me and me only.
So we just got back and I swear, what fucking god do I have to sacrifice to in order to ensure every damn get away my family has we don't end up in ER? Before heading off to Asheville, we stopped to see the robot exhibit at the Durham museum. On the third floor Ashe was sitting on a stool checking out one exhibit. I was right behind him, Sick was right beside him, and Xavier was on the other side. I dont know how the hell it happened but the stool toppled over, and Ashe went flying face first on the floor, which is concrete, covered with the thinnest carpet ever. Within 30 seconds he had a goose egg 2 inches in diameter and literally 1.5 inches high. We had to rush him to ER to make sure he didnt crack his skull open. Fortunately he didn't, and despite the insane black and blue bruise on his forehead (right next to the green and yellow fading bruise from when he bashed his head on the tub last weekend) he was back to his normal self within a few hours.
On top of this Xavier decided for the first time in his mere 7 years of life that I know if, to start sleep walking. I woke up last night to hear the door to our hotel room rattling as if someone were trying to get in. When I went over to investigate, Xavier was there, asleep, trying to open the door. He would have suceeded if I hadn't locked the top part as well as the regular lock.
Seriously, I'm done with family get aways. Next vacation is for me and me only.
Smasharoo wrote:
Not contract breach. Property damage.
Assigning you liability would be quite a feat. Let me know if that happens, though, I'd be interested in the arguments.
I'd assume that he would be named as one of a list of defendants in civil suit. If the folks who hooked up the water wrong were working on behalf of his agent (or even the escrow company), who is in turn working on his behalf, he's potentially in the list of pockets that settlement could come from.
I'd be amazed if he were assessed for anything though, but wouldn't be surprised if his name was on the list. Cast a wide net and all of that.
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Tare wrote:
Ok, you turds.
I'm away to NJ. If I'm not in prison for murdering my family by 6pm tonight, I'll check in later.
:)
I'm away to NJ. If I'm not in prison for murdering my family by 6pm tonight, I'll check in later.
:)
It's 7:38. I'm assuming you're in jail.
15 hours of driving, 800ish miles and we are here. We were exhausted last night. The kids did GREAT. They barely fussed at all. The traffic around DC was pretty bad, expected I suppose. The drive through the Adirondacks was beautiful. I think I got a curly Italian armpit hair in my sandwich.
It tasted all mobby.
We are staying in a rented upstairs apartment near downtown Montreal, complete with hardwood floors and a voracious raccoon stalking the area. Yay!
Today we have our medicals and some other immigration related business and then we may just walk about and take the kids to the park. It's poised to be a lovely, warm day by Canadian spring standards.
:)
It tasted all mobby.
We are staying in a rented upstairs apartment near downtown Montreal, complete with hardwood floors and a voracious raccoon stalking the area. Yay!
Today we have our medicals and some other immigration related business and then we may just walk about and take the kids to the park. It's poised to be a lovely, warm day by Canadian spring standards.
:)
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
The drive through the Adirondacks was beautiful. I think I got a curly Italian armpit hair in my sandwich.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Tare wrote:
The drive through the Adirondacks was beautiful. I think I got a curly Italian armpit hair in my sandwich.
Well, he was wearing pants.
/shrug
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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